Patrick Swayze - 5 weeks to live
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Dirty Dancing obviously, a heinous atrocity most vile.
Being female, you would not understand, you all (along with rampant homosexuals) love that awful awful movie.
Ohhhh I've had, the last of my life.....
EDIT: I bet you though you were in for a patent Doctor? "not a lot of people know this" moment too 
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Doctor? wrote:
Being female, you would not understand, you all (along with rampant homosexuals) love that awful awful movie.
Not ALL females love that movie. Shame on you, Steve!
Doctor? wrote: Dirty Dancing obviously, a heinous atrocity most vile.
Being female, you would not understand, you all (along with rampant homosexuals) love that awful awful movie.
Ohhhh I've had, the last of my life.....
EDIT: I bet you though you were in for a patent Doctor? "not a lot of people know this" moment too
Steve - he gets his shirt off a lot and you can even see his bum (very briefly) at one point.
Not my thing, of course, but I've had girls flicking the bean in front of me just recalling certain scenes. And I'm not joking or being a potty-mouth for the sake of it here, but memories of that film get womenfolk from their late-teens to their late-30s gushing.
The worst part about Dirty Dancing is that you HAVE to enjoy it with a f'ing smile on your face... it's the difference between getting laid and sleeping in the rain...
The best thing about Dirty Dancing is that it inspires your Mrs to say, 'I don't want to watch this shit, shall we put New Order on instead?'
Beautiful woman + Pizza/Curry + beer + New Order = 
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Being female, you would not understand, you all (along with rampant homosexuals) love that awful awful movie.
I don't think I have ever bothered to watch it all the way thru, and only saw cos my sister would watch it.
Chris Nash wrote: The best thing about Dirty Dancing is that it inspires your Mrs to say, 'I don't want to watch this shit, shall we put New Order on instead?'
Beautiful woman + Pizza/Curry + beer + New Order =
You forgot to say + Good sex Chris....
Back to the topic,what a bad thing....he is a great actor.
Shakin' Baker wrote: now who will keep people from putting baby in the corner?
Like that one.
Poor bastard.Awful really.
There's people on the pottery wheel, they think it's all over.
Well it's not. He's fine. Just a spot of pancreatic cancer, that's all.
Sam the Stokie wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Being female, you would not understand, you all (along with rampant homosexuals) love that awful awful movie.
Nonsense, it's like men and wanking....... 90% of chicks love Dirty Dancing, and 10% lie.
And Frads, I think you're probably right about the lubricating qualiiities too, but seriously I could live without ever having the joys of a faceful of minge again if it meant avoiding that bloody soundtrack forever. I suspect that my abject hatred for the "music" is the real cause of my loathing a movie I've only seen ten mins of, with such passion. Something to do with hearing it all summer long coming out the windows of at least 4 separate specimens of underfucked waynettas, simultaneously by asyncronously.
Shakin' Baker wrote: now who will keep people from putting baby in the corner?
I liked it when Baby kicked Headmaster Rooney in the face in Ferris Bular's Day Off
She was a bit of a bang out of order grass,toward Ferris mind.But you have to make allowences for envious siblings sometimes,I'm sure Ferris would have...
I've just been down to the shop - all the crap newspapers have run the story that he's got 5 weeks left.
Rev Big wrote: I've just been down to the shop - all the crap newspapers have run the story that he's got 5 weeks left.
What's the Sun gone with? DIRTY CANCING!
So sorry.
First Jeff Healey and now Patrick Swayze. Is there a Road House curse?
The next thing they'll tell us is that the Double Duece has burned to the ground.
SHED wrote: WHO-i missed the 80's!
What Shed actually means is...
The 80's haven't hit Chorley yet :p
