Henry Hoover Story,Someone Really Did This With One???
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Interesting.
Is there a Henrietta one?
For those of us who get a bit choosey when it comes to the gender thing?
BALDRICK wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Least you'd get a corker of a blowjob off that!
Surprised you put up this link, Baldrick and not the pavement one! Now, what WAS he thinking?!
The Guy Said This Was A Common Practice In Poland
It would be great to find out if hoovering your underpants in Poland IS common practice! 
Well, that's we're so happy to have the Poles over here, right? Good with the plumbing, know how to deal with the old waterworks in inventive ways...
I was just thinking, though: can you have "sex" with an inanimate object? Like, isn't there another term for it?
"I did not have 'sexual relations' with that vacuum cleaner!"
Etc.
Rev Big wrote: I believe the technical term is posh wank.
Really?! What's so posh about sticking your cock in a hoover nozzle??!
My definition of a posh wank would be knocking one out over a photo of some plummy luvvie type, say Kate Winslet or Keira Knightley.
Or the thought of her Majesty's vag.
I always thought a posh wank was suiting the old chap up, even though he was only going on a solo flight...
Snorri xxx
Marvin wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Least you'd get a corker of a blowjob off that!
Wouldn't a Dyson be better?
Nah, it's too "dry"
Snorrimon wrote: I always thought a posh wank was suiting the old chap up, even though he was only going on a solo flight...
Snorri xxx
(although, quite how I know that...) :p
Yes you're right. There's nothing posh about tupping a Henry.
A condom or a sock must be worn for a wank to be posh.
I don't know what I was thinking earlier.
