Camel spotted in Canada! :eek3:
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This has to be a deliberate faux pas, no? Surely anyone in this profession understands the perilous dangers of the dreaded camel toe? I always thought they had someone backstage at such things to check each young ladies front bottom area for any potential camelage. (A job I've long coveted, it has to be said!)
She knows what she's doing. I'd never seen nor heard of her until now and now I'm fascinated by her front bottom. As, I suspect, are millions of bored office workers across the globe.
Clever girl.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I always thought they had someone backstage at such things to check each young ladies front bottom area for any potential camelage.
I was off sick that night...
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: She knows what she's doing. I'd never seen nor heard of her until now and now I'm fascinated by her front bottom. As, I suspect, are millions of bored office workers across the globe. Clever girl.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I always thought they had someone backstage at such things to check each young ladies front bottom area for any potential camelage. (A job I've long coveted, it has to be said!)
Blimey, that would be a good job! 
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Chris, you misogynist!! All those years as a sexual health worker and really you couldnt stand the sight of minge??!!
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
it's her fat sister's knickers.
It looks like it's got a small, dead mammal in there... (The 'bag', not the beaver)...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: It looks like it's got a small, dead mammal in there... (The 'bag', not the beaver)...
Snorri xxx
Now here's a technical question: through a combination of intuition and gazing long and hard (pun intended) at the photo, I suspect that the Canadian lovely is thoroughly waxed and entirely pube-free.
Now, can you call fanny "beaver" if it's completely bald???
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Snorrimon wrote: It looks like it's got a small, dead mammal in there... (The 'bag', not the beaver)...
Snorri xxx
Now here's a technical question: through a combination of intuition and gazing long and hard (pun intended) at the photo, I suspect that the Canadian lovely is thoroughly waxed and entirely pube-free.
Now, can you call fanny "beaver" if it's completely bald???
Even beavers must be at risk of alopecia... And your head's till your head, even if you take the clippers to it...
Snorri xxx
I believe the bald beaver was put on the endanger species act a few years ago. Great care must be taken to preserve these wildlife phenomenons... most importantly though, it is illegal to feed a bald beaver. Personally bald beaver poaching is alot of fun though
EdelBrock wrote: Jeff, you'd hit pavement if it had legs...
I'm not really sure if legs would be that important to be honest....
A well spotted camel toe badge should be given to jarvo for that one
very impressive
one of them birds that you can even predict from the front that she'd have a great behind :D
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Jeff, you'd hit pavement if it had legs...
I'm not really sure if legs would be that important to be honest....
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Chris, you misogynist!! All those years as a sexual health worker and really you couldnt stand the sight of minge??!!
So if it was a bloke wearing 'budgie smugglers', you'd have agreed with me Martin? Hmmm.... sexist hypocrisy on NOOL? 
Human genitalia, male or female, just isn't pretty...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'd hit it!!!
jeff,i bet you'd fuck the barbers floor if it had enough hairs on it
banshee wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'd hit it!!!
jeff,i bet you'd fuck the barbers floor if it had enough hairs on it
Jeff would hit it even if it had been recently 'swept'
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Can't say I noticed she was carrying anything
LeggyD wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Can't say I noticed she was carrying anything
Why, were you looking at her cunt, Dave?
LeggyD wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Can't say I noticed she was carrying anything
That's the trouble with HIV.
And I'm with Banshee,you just know she has a top bot going on behind there.
Chris Nash wrote:
Human genitalia, male or female, just isn't pretty...
Speak for yourself. Mine is lovely
Rev Big wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Human genitalia, male or female, just isn't pretty...
Speak for yourself. Mine is lovely
I can vouch for that. As can about a dozen more round these parts.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Rev Big wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Human genitalia, male or female, just isn't pretty...
Speak for yourself. Mine is lovely
I can vouch for that. As can about a dozen more round these parts.
Small but perfectly formed
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Rev Big wrote:
Chris Nash wrote:
Human genitalia, male or female, just isn't pretty...
Speak for yourself. Mine is lovely
I can vouch for that. As can about a dozen more round these parts.
Which parts, your parts? 
And the sandals don't go with that bikini and as for those earrings! Get some style girl! 
Nic - she's one of your lot - have a word...
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
LeggyD wrote:
Chris Nash wrote: Is that a matching sick-bag that she's carrying for the judges?
Can't say I noticed she was carrying anything
Why, were you looking at her cunt, Dave?
Fucking spit wheat beer all over me keyboard!
