Serious question (s)

Is anal sex a pain in the arse or all it is CRACKED up to be ?

7 7 7 wrote: Is anal sex a pain in the arse or all it is CRACKED up to be ?

Having visited both Heaven nightclub and Brighton in the past couple of weeks, why don't you tell us?

it's kinda overrated IMO...

but you seem very curious but a little hesitant :\peek:, you don't have to start with penises. you could start with sticking found objects around the home up your arse, just use your imagination around the kitchen or the work shed... good luck! and be careful!

SHED

7 7 7 wrote: Is anal sex a pain in the arse or all it is CRACKED up to be ?

Dont knock it til youve tried it...

ouch

Are you really being serious, Mike, or just buggering about?

Leave him Biggie,he's arseing around

Not nice Gaz, on the (w)hole, you shouldn't rub his nose in it

Apparently its a pain in the arse. At least that's what a fellow I work with said when I asked him how Sydney was the other weekend.

0_o wrote: it's kinda overrated IMO...

but you seem very curious but a little hesitant :\peek:, you don't have to start with penises. you could start with sticking found objects around the home up your arse, just use your imagination around the kitchen or the work shed... good luck! and be careful!

Like a wooden mop handle, possibly? A cellphone?

El Jarvo wrote: Do it to them Mike, before they do it to you!

£40 to the first viking to get "bum before you're bummed" tattooed on the back of their necks (dead bishop fashion).

To bum or not to bum? That is the question.

Bum Titty Bum, Titty Bum

have we got to the bottom of this yet

temptation

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'd hit it!!!

Yeah Mike.Take it like a man.....erm...hang on

Wheres Minx?

She'd love this thread...

Thats what it says on the wall in the gents...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hell, I'll probably leave Scotland off the itinerary as well...

Amen to that...

Must be true then

you know you shouldn't belive everything you hear....

...though in this case, what can I say i'm adventurous

Edited to add: I don't mean bricklaying

You mean Uranus? I quite know a few things about Uranus:

Size: It's big. But like, nobody knows exactly how big cause, like, if you try to measure it, the gravity sucks you into Uranus. That's the opposite as on Earth, because like here on Earth, when you're in a toilet or whatever, gravity sucks everything out of Uranus.

Atmosphere: It has this thing called methane, which comes from farting.

Moon and Rings: There's moons and rings on Uranus.

Practice Sentences:

1. Uranus is a dark and mysterious place.
2. I don't think civilized people will ever go to Uranus.
3. If you piss me off one more time, I'm going to rip Uranus in half.

Indeed!

Not with boys :barf:

With the ladies