Bobby,
What do you mean excuse the rant? Who do you think you are, me? 
Keep up the good work, sir.
Bring one of the UP ones to Eastlands on Saturday and I'll give you the cash. Be proud to wear it as we claw back our 6-goal aggregate deficit 
One XL and one small for, err, Little on the Run ;)
In fact, are they in any shops? My mate's having his birthday on Sunday and he was a yooge Hacienda lad. I'd cut quite a dash in one of them.
I've just bought a Gio Goi shirt to wear. It says Peace, Love and Doves on the front. I'm not sure what it means, but it looks cool 
I've got a poster somewhere that fell off a wall in Belgrade as I was walking past it. It's a proper rip-off of Fac-1, advertising some club night. And in Tokyo I picked up a flier for another club night (although it was actually a Hacienda night I think) that was a red version. It must be hard to try to protect the integrity of a set of images when, by Saville's genius, they are so easy to ape. 45 degree stripes and a bit of Helvetica and you're well on the way to a bona fide style icon.
With all the pale imitations around, it's imperative that the real deal is of the highest quality possible.