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British Summertime....

Last day of March tomorrow.Thank fucking fuck.Fucking hate March.It tests my patience to the limit every year.March always serves up the worst shitty weather of the year and right at the end of winter too when you've had enough .I mean, i can quite happily put up with cold weather from November to February because that's winter.But when there's still cold , blustery hail , rain and snow throughout March it's taking the piss.It's like the winter saves the worst for the very arse end when you've already had enough.Cunts

Having said that , it looks quite nice and warm out today and i'm off out to the pub.Rant over.Laters!

Two of my friends got married yesterday and the weather could not have been any worse. Pouring it down and blowing a gale. But this morning I'm out and about in a t-shirt, it's lovely - shame.

johnny wrote: Last day of March tomorrow.Thank fucking fuck.Fucking hate March.It tests my patience to the limit every year.March always serves up the worst shitty weather of the year and right at the end of winter too when you've had enough .I mean, i can quite happily put up with cold weather from November to February because that's winter.But when there's still cold , blustery hail , rain and snow throughout March it's taking the piss.It's like the winter saves the worst for the very arse end when you've already had enough.Cunts

Having said that , it looks quite nice and warm out today and i'm off out to the pub.Rant over.Laters!

Quality

Since the weather is fuck all to go by, we need some other criteria by which to determine the arrival of summer.

One has JUST occurred to me........

"Is there £5million's worth of touring cars in a huge fucking heap in a graveltrap somewhere in England?" (this year it's good ol' Paddock Hill at Brand's Hatch, a corner so bloody stupd that they used to say that each race at brands was in fact two, the first being to make it round Paddock Hill and as far as Druid's without dying (often literally).)

Oh, and another for later in the year........

"are people actually starting to belive Henman's not a total embarassment, AGAIN?". The Doctor is right, the human memory's a shitload shorter than we like to think.

Doctor? wrote: Since the weather is fuck all to go by, we need some other criteria by which to determine the arrival of summer.

One has JUST occurred to me........

"Is there £5million's worth of touring cars in a huge fucking heap in a graveltrap somewhere in England?" (this year it's good ol' Paddock Hill at Brand's Hatch, a corner so bloody stupd that they used to say that each race at brands was in fact two, the first being to make it round Paddock Hill and as far as Druid's without dying (often literally).)

Oh, and another for later in the year........

"are people actually starting to belive Henman's not a total embarassment, AGAIN?". The Doctor is right, the human memory's a shitload shorter than we like to think.

Take it you've seen The News of the World today.....?

Have now.

I could well believe it, if it weren't in the NotW.

I DID say less than a year ago that McRon's hard life was related to a certain person thinking "oh dear, what would mein daddy think if I let black untermensch defeat the white master race".

I'll wait for Pitpass's version though.

EDIT, I was just thinking, they better have good lawyers......he sued the ballix out of the Sunday Times for Brundle saying he was on a witchhunt.

Bit of a shock isn't it?

He'll be gone soon now, no doubt. Looks like Brundle might be coming to the BBC after all.

Imagine if Max makes it to Bahrain, and Brundle grabs him on the grid and ask questions such as "Do you think the Ferrairs are going to spank the McLarens, or will the BMWs whip everyone" How sweet for him would that be?

johnny wrote: Last day of March tomorrow.Thank fucking fuck.Fucking hate March.It tests my patience to the limit every year.March always serves up the worst shitty weather of the year and right at the end of winter too when you've had enough .I mean, i can quite happily put up with cold weather from November to February because that's winter.But when there's still cold , blustery hail , rain and snow throughout March it's taking the piss.It's like the winter saves the worst for the very arse end when you've already had enough.Cunts

Having said that , it looks quite nice and warm out today and i'm off out to the pub.Rant over.Laters!

I was just thinking the same.Sick as fuck of it now..I'm going fishing tomorrow with our old fella on a river somewhere.We don't have a licence or fuck all cos it's more fun,and they are just wrong anyway..But if it's pissing down it's all off..and I'm fuckin sick as a cunt of my kids not playing out cos it's pissing down,they get bored shitless and do me head in..proper sick as a cunt about that!..So C'mon God!put ye dick away for few weeks will ya!!

Seasonal affected disorder(SAD) It's a real condition,I'm convinced of it.Nice today tho,took the bairns for a kickabout in the park this morning..after a few character building bone crunching tackles,I won 10-0,natch.

Edd wrote: Bit of a shock isn't it?

He'll be gone soon now, no doubt. Looks like Brundle might be coming to the BBC after all.

Imagine if Max makes it to Bahrain, and Brundle grabs him on the grid and ask questions such as "Do you think the Ferrairs are going to spank the McLarens, or will the BMWs whip everyone" How sweet for him would that be?

Aye

And JMB finally had the common decency to die this week too.

There may be fuck all spring in the air, but there's one in my step ;)

You guys barely get much of any winter weather at all, and you all bitch It only snows in March? Do you even get enough to shovel? Do you even own snow shovels? Next year, maybe you should try a winter in Canada at the same latitude without your cushy free jetstream.

0_o wrote: jetstream

'It's only one more day....'

TIME IS WAITING IN THE WINGS HE SPEAKS OF SENSELESS THINGS HIS TRICK IS YOU AND ME BOY

next verse please.....

He falls wanking to the floor.

Boatraceface wrote:

0_o wrote: jetstream

'It's only one more day....'

:whistle:

TIME,god damn i'am looking old,you'll freeze and catch a cold cus youve left your coat behind,take your TIME

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

Or has that already been?

johnny wrote: BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

Or has that already been?

Aye Ceasar, but not gon....oooops.

Aye up,the knives are out!

Boatraceface wrote: Aye up,the knives are out!

Et Tu Boate?

time is really going by too fast.

Animadversion wrote: time is really going by too fast.

So stop whining and radically increase your velocity. jesus the young ones today, I dunno.

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Aye up,the knives are out!

Et Tu Boate?

Carpe Diem Cambucus!

Bunch of arse.

Had fuck all sleep Saturday night before having to get up early for the footy.

And then it was bloody dark again at 6 o'clock this morning.

Fuckin' Scots

And the forum clock is bolloxed, too

LeggyD wrote:

Fuckin' Scots

Im not biting

Why is it our fault anyway

LeggyD wrote: And the forum clock is bolloxed, too

has BEEn for 3 weeks.And NO amount of COMPLAINING has got me ANYWHERE.I have been EARLY for several job INTERVIEWS too.Most distressing!