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Just remember Jemmie, that Albert Einstein proved that the faster you go, the longer you live 
(but I'd just as soon you didn't wrap yerself round a tree, or lose your license, I mean, I'm NEVER setting foot on that airport train again )
EDIT
Several million out of ten for the new nick 
That's just spooky girlfriend. Been in a meeting where I've spent some of the time thinking about your driving, and chuckling away to myself about how I always feel like i'm in a dodgem, then I log on..........
Great minds and all that!
Bonzette wrote:
That's just spooky girlfriend. Been in a meeting where I've spent some of the time thinking about your driving, and chuckling away to myself about how I always feel like i'm in a dodgem, then I log on..........
Great minds and all that!
Chick knows what she's doing though ;)
I'm the worst, most timid passenger imaginable, and I didn't fear for my life at all.
Doctor? wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
That's just spooky girlfriend. Been in a meeting where I've spent some of the time thinking about your driving, and chuckling away to myself about how I always feel like i'm in a dodgem, then I log on..........
Great minds and all that!
Chick knows what she's doing though ;)
I'm the worst, most timid passenger imaginable, and I didn't fear for my life at all.
My hangover was so bad - it wouldn't have mattered if we'd lived or died to be frank!
Hi Steve, I wondered if you could do me a favour, but before I ask...
Have you been working out? Looking good there!
i was caught speeding by a camera outside aberdeen. the police were nice enough to send my ticket to my house in florida. bloody big brother types. 
AgentWood wrote: i was caught speeding by a camera outside aberdeen. the police were nice enough to send my ticket to my house in florida. bloody big brother types.
Did they put you on the child sex offender register like the US cops do to foreign scum they catch speeding? (actually, just travelling to that backward hellhole you live in gets your name recorded there now).
Doctor? wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i was caught speeding by a camera outside aberdeen. the police were nice enough to send my ticket to my house in florida. bloody big brother types.
Did they put you on the child sex offender register like the US cops do to foreign scum they catch speeding?
??
AgentWood wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i was caught speeding by a camera outside aberdeen. the police were nice enough to send my ticket to my house in florida. bloody big brother types.
Did they put you on the child sex offender register like the US cops do to foreign scum they catch speeding?
??
Sorry, this is probably only reported in the free world. When you fly to the US, all your details (shortly to include your credit card details) are sent to US "intelligence", and are recorded on a big register of foreign "terrorist risks", this is the same list which holds kiddie fiddlers, according to TheRegister.co.uk.
Doctor? wrote:
Sorry, this is probably only reported in the free world. When you fly to the US, all your details (shortly to include your credit card details) are sent to US "intelligence", and are recorded on a big register of foreign "terrorist risks", this is the same list which holds kiddie fiddlers, according to TheRegister.co.uk.
yes, your name gets put on a list (the PATRIOT act and all that. but that's a different story.....) still, it's hardly the same as being on the sex offender list!
Biggy on the Run wrote: I don't know why they did away with the guy who walked in front of the cars waving a red flag.
Biggy on the Run wrote: I don't know why they did away with the guy who walked in front of the cars waving a red flag.
staff turnover...... 
Dodjem wrote:
Noel Edmunds-under-Lyme wrote: Burt you just said Jem was doing 59 in a 30 zone???
I'm hearing the words...
Bull
Shit
Thats what you said at the time, I'm sure.. In any case you said it was dead close to a ban. That ticket was good value for money.
