POTTSY!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's not that short.
But I do remember thinking he looked quite 'diddy' when he turned up for the NOOL Day soundcheck in his jacket and scarf - if you stretched the scarf out next to him, it would be taller than him 
Did you say hello?
If you see him again,say Monty's asking if he want to sign up to a Post Office Credit Card.:D
There should be some sort of law against small slebs.
Think about it. Such a law could have prevented Tom Cruise and Noel Edmonds. And the annoying one from the Sugarbabes.
The law wouldn't have to be applied universally, just where the sleb is crap or irritating.
And you could apply it to tall people too, by simply finding someone even taller to compare them to.
A wandering militia of enforcers could travel the country identifying unloved personalities, comparing their heights to some arbitrary standard then flinging the guilty into some sort of prison.
If someone isn't famous, but needs locking up anyway, they could be made to appear on a reality show or have a feature about them on Richard and Judy or Hello. Once sleb status is confirmed, in they go.
To shortarse prison.
Biggy on the Run wrote: There should be some sort of law against small slebs.
I walked past James McAvoy and Ann-Marie Duff in Crouchers recently. They're sooooooooooo small I had to go and google them afterwards just so see how small. She says 5ft3, he says 5ft7. Bollocks, he's no bigger than her! AND they both had flat-caps on! Which is just as bad.
Chris Nash wrote: He's not that short.
But I do remember thinking he looked quite 'diddy' when he turned up for the NOOL Day soundcheck in his jacket and scarf - if you stretched the scarf out next to him, it would be taller than him
Did you say hello?
He is a tad compact. 
he had to introduce himself to us if I recall correctly, the face registered but somehow, as ye olde sayeing goes.....I was expecting someone taller.
Hooky's not as large as one expects either.
There is a real "thing" about famous folks (and herein I mean yer mainstream A-C listers) being fucking dwarves though, they can't ALL have small geezer syndrome surely.
Biggy on the Run wrote: My 'no flat caps in Crouch End' rule would take care of scum like that.
Fcuk Boris and Ken. VOTE BIGGY.
Dodjem wrote:
When did they have a FLOOR? A sea of PISS!
And BEFORE you ask...i love riding DOdJEMS.
Hang on or you MAY die-SHABBA.
Rave ON. 
Aye i recall him in the bar at NOOL day and being startled how short he was.Poor sod , he's prob read this thread , he looks in here doesn't he?
johnny wrote: Aye i recall him in the bar at NOOL day and being startled how short he was.Poor sod , he's prob read this thread , he looks in here doesn't he?
I was holding him up HERE!!
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I STOOD NEXT TO POTTSY AT THE DOG'N'PARTRIDGE IN DIDSBURY LAST NITE.
HE IS 4FT TALL.
I didnt realise he was that tall.
Did you mention to him how unspeakably awful the last "Monaco" gig was?
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I STOOD NEXT TO POTTSY AT THE DOG'N'PARTRIDGE IN DIDSBURY LAST NITE.
HE IS 4FT TALL.
An honorary member of the Corby Order. 
John Sludden wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I STOOD NEXT TO POTTSY AT THE DOG'N'PARTRIDGE IN DIDSBURY LAST NITE.
HE IS 4FT TALL.
An honorary member of the Corby Order.
Well, I suppose they dont call it little Scotland for nothing...
Chris Nash wrote: To be honest, anyone under 6' is pretty short nowadays...
Aye that's true.I'm about 5 8" and people use to remark that i was quite tall.That was in the 80s.But i'm quite short these days although i'm the same height.
ive been telling people about tom cruise being 5 foot , but on his website he claims he is 5'6,bollox thats bigger than richard hammond,not fucking having that 
Surely the obvious reply is.. EVERYONE IS 4FT TALL NEXT TO CLAYHEAD.
POTTSY IS TALL!!
just thought I'd say it like...
shortarsestokemuthafucker:)
That's it! It's happened! I am wearing lycra shorts with a padded crotch!
Sorry to anyone who was eating when they read that!
WEEEEE!
