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31 Mar 2008, 13:49

boredddddddddddd

31 Mar 2008, 13:51

no shagging tonight then Rich?

31 Mar 2008, 13:52

Burt Reynolds wrote: no shagging tonight then Rich?

pffft, cant even get ugly girlfriends, so, whats the point, burt?

31 Mar 2008, 13:55

I've got an idea, but you'll need a puncture repair kit, too.

31 Mar 2008, 13:58

Burt Reynolds wrote: I've got an idea, but you'll need a puncture repair kit, too.

what?:\ohwell: what are you suggesting i do?

31 Mar 2008, 14:12

I was going to suggest a blow up doll.

Searching Google however, I got distracted by the Burt Reynolds model. This is for the ladies out there.

31 Mar 2008, 14:18

Burt Reynolds wrote: I was going to suggest a blow up doll.

Searching Google however, I got distracted by the Burt Reynolds model. This is for the ladies out there.

sorry, i would prefer the real thing, i know i cant seem to get one, but hell it must be sad for guys to get one, let alone a lady, unless they are gay

31 Mar 2008, 14:38

Far be it from me to make any assumptions about the blow up Reynolds gadgie...but it looks strikingly under-endowed. What is the target market for this item? A mouse's ear? Just guessing like..