was playing when you lost your virginity?
And yes...I will be mocking your answers...that's how I roll...
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was playing when you lost your virginity?
And yes...I will be mocking your answers...that's how I roll...
AgentWood wrote: U2's achtung baby CD.
i can remember the music, but i don't remember his name!
Was it because he forced you to listen to U2?
Did he ask if you liked peaches?
NANO wrote: I only listened to music that was AHHHH AHHHHH UMMMM
You lost your virginity to a Crash Test Dummies song? Wow, it takes a real man to even try that!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
NANO wrote: I only listened to music that was AHHHH AHHHHH UMMMM
You lost your virginity to a Crash Test Dummies song? Wow, it takes a real man to even try that!!!
that bad jokes ![]()
I think, if I remember back, my roommate was playing his Tejano music really loud in the other room... not quite what I imagined would be good backround music.![]()
Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: Love Will Tear Us Apart by...
Paul Young.
Isn't it named 'Love will tear you a new one"?![]()
EdelBrock wrote: I think, if I remember back, my roommate was playing his Tejano music really loud in the other room... not quite what I imagined would be good backround music.
Roommate my ass...just admit it...you were here:
Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: ...and I lost my other virginity to You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) by Sylvester
Gay club? ![]()
Hope you at least made it into a cubicle. Always nice to be somewhere a bit more intimate for your first time. ![]()
Probably something by The Damned - brief, not quite in tune but everyone had a great time bouncing around ![]()
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
NANO wrote: I only listened to music that was AHHHH AHHHHH UMMMM
You lost your virginity to a Crash Test Dummies song? Wow, it takes a real man to even try that!!!
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MMM, MMM, MMM ……i really i hate that fuckin song, I don’t understand why some people do.
I don’t remember but lately I’m playing CLOSER by Nine Inch Nails during sex …try it with the repeat option ![]()
It's just reminded me of a Billy Idol interview years ago where the clearly infatuated journalist asked Billy if he'd ever made love to a record, to which he replied
"nah, the holes too small innit?"
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MONTY wrote: Nah no song.Would have ruined my pace.Especially if an ice-cream van would have gone past..
So...'twas something by the KLF?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: NOFX-Fuck the Kids
Clocks in at exactly 7 seconds long...
So what did you do during the second half of the song? ![]()
Snorri xxx
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: I think, if I remember back, my roommate was playing his Tejano music really loud in the other room... not quite what I imagined would be good backround music.
Roommate my ass...just admit it...you were here:
Hey, they didn't call me 'The Donkey' without reason ya know! ![]()
Is it because you have a stutter?
"Eeee awww, Eeee awww, 'E always calls me that!"
I'll get me coat.
El Jarvo wrote:
Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: ...and I lost my other virginity to You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) by Sylvester
Gay club?
Hope you at least made it into a cubicle. Always nice to be somewhere a bit more intimate for your first time.
wouldn't wagners ring cycle have been more apt? ![]()
Dodjem wrote: Is it because you have a stutter?
"Eeee awww, Eeee awww, 'E always calls me that!"
I'll get me coat.
I understand. When some get nervous they break the tension with jokes.
Don't worry my dear, you can take a peak on the house.... hell, maybe I'll let you even touch it.![]()
EdelBrock wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Is it because you have a stutter?
"Eeee awww, Eeee awww, 'E always calls me that!"
I'll get me coat.
I understand. When some get nervous they break the tension with jokes.
Don't worry my dear, you can take a peak on the house.... hell, maybe I'll let you even touch it.
You two are aware of what a donkey show is...right?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Is it because you have a stutter?
"Eeee awww, Eeee awww, 'E always calls me that!"
I'll get me coat.
I understand. When some get nervous they break the tension with jokes.
Don't worry my dear, you can take a peak on the house.... hell, maybe I'll let you even touch it.
You two are aware of what a donkey show is...right?
Enlighten us Jeff... never been to one, need an expert regular to fill us in, so go right ahead.
A donkey show is a form of live entertainment that is frequently referenced, that is a semi-popular sex-tourism performance in Mexico. In a donkey show, a person performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show."[
...uh, okay. Now I'm just disturbed by the thought for the next 10 minutes. Thanks, Jeff.
In other news, back on topic.
I lost my virginity to "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode.
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: ...uh, okay. Now I'm just disturbed by the thought for the next 10 minutes. Thanks, Jeff.
In other news, back on topic.
I lost my virginity to "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode.
Really? I would have guessed something like this:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: ...uh, okay. Now I'm just disturbed by the thought for the next 10 minutes. Thanks, Jeff.
In other news, back on topic.
I lost my virginity to "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode.
Really? I would have guessed something like this:
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Sorry Jeff, I'm not a fan of PuffyAmiYumi. *cringe* J-Pop/mainstream crossover. Ick.:dead:
none for me, but i clearly recall the first time i was otherwise "involved" with a female, The Glove's album was on repeat.
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Trans-Small-Town Order Express wrote: ...uh, okay. Now I'm just disturbed by the thought for the next 10 minutes. Thanks, Jeff.
In other news, back on topic.
I lost my virginity to "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode.
Really? I would have guessed something like this:
Sorry Jeff, I'm not a fan of PuffyAmiYumi. *cringe* J-Pop/mainstream crossover. Ick.:dead:
I wouldn't listen to thier music, but a triway with them would be a nice way to end an evening![]()
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: A donkey show is a form of live entertainment that is frequently referenced, that is a semi-popular sex-tourism performance in Mexico. In a donkey show, a person performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show."[
it's called sarcasism jeffery
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: A donkey show is a form of live entertainment that is frequently referenced, that is a semi-popular sex-tourism performance in Mexico. In a donkey show, a person performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show."[
it's called sarcasism jeffery
Do you mean sarcasm?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: A donkey show is a form of live entertainment that is frequently referenced, that is a semi-popular sex-tourism performance in Mexico. In a donkey show, a person performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show."[
it's called sarcasism jeffery
Do you mean sarcasm?
All my jokes are flying over people's heads in this thread, eh?![]()
The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: Fire and Rain - James Taylor
Thank God it was not From a Distance by Bette Midler.
Indeed!
You are the worst liar on this board...
either that or you lost your virginity to a 45 year old woman...