Could you work at Tottenham Hotspur?

Because I have just been approached regarding two jobs going there!

I'm not winding you up either.

I'd have to be a 'good role model to children, and an ambassador for the club'

I seriously don't think I could do it. One job involves being based at the Lane full time, the other is more regional.

If it was your enemy, would you do it if it means getting a foot in the door?

Couldn't make it up - could you?

DO it!You NEVER see me REJECTING a JOB-EVER!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I could...well, apart from being a good role model...

But you...there?

I can't say I see it happening...unless they throw an obscene amount of money your way...

Of course...Greenie would want to be your new best friend!

I was offered a job there when i was 17 and turned it down. Obviously not on this scale - but I don't know what the money is because they have not included it on the job specs etc....but still.........how much dosh would it take to get me at the lane?

It breaks my heart just thinking about it. And what if they made me wear their club badge.?

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.:\ohwell:

I have two friends who work at the Reebok. One is a die hard BWFC fan and the other is Man U. I swear the MU fan has had a hand in our downfall

Although I think you should put your career first, you'd better develop even more of a backbone! Imagine what all your Arsenal mates will say - you'll NEVER stop getting abuse!

If the money is good, go for it. You'll probably make lots of money selling on the 'perks' to other people. I reckon it could be interesting and you get to perv at all the footballers! You might even bag one!

I used to work as a CLEANER and not declare it!I was a GHOSTduster!

Dodjem wrote: I have two friends who work at the Reebok. One is a die hard BWFC fan and the other is Man U. I swear the MU fan has had a hand in our downfall

Although I think you should put your career first, you'd better develop even more of a backbone! Imagine what all your Arsenal mates will say - you'll NEVER stop getting abuse!

If the money is good, go for it. You'll probably make lots of money selling on the 'perks' to other people. I reckon it could be interesting and you get to perv at all the footballers! You might even bag one!

That's all I keep thinking of though, my mates, and then the scummy fans down at the lane!

I need a big glass of Sherry!

If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

I've heard DEWSons are GOOD!Build a better future and yid get over it!:p

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

Are you qualified enough to sell programmes?

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well

The Boy wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

Are you qualified enough to sell programmes?

Hmmm... seem to remember my old man chasing a monkey scout from the door when i was younger

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well

He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well

He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!

Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4 ), Has he got this seasons hoops top? Theyre well reduced now, if hes wanting it I'll send him one down

Isn't Barnet twinned with a Jewish city ?

Bonzette wrote:

He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!

You remember when you popped to the shop and left me with Joe? I had him pinned down and pulled his ears so hard he said he would be a lifelong Bolton fan from now on!

ROCKET MICK wrote:

I've heard DEWSons are GOOD!Build a better future and yid get over it!:p

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well

He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!

Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4 ), Has he got this seasons hoops top? Theyre well reduced now, if hes wanting it I'll send him one down

He's not got this seasons one - he'd love it! You're a superstar! You still maybe coming to London for my birthday?

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,

give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me

In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox

And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!

Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well

He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!

Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4 ), Has he got this seasons hoops top? Theyre well reduced now, if hes wanting it I'll send him one down

He's not got this seasons one - he'd love it! You're a superstar! You still maybe coming to London for my birthday?

PM sent

Fuck it chick, as long as they don't make you sign anything saying Emirates is out of bounds, what harm can it do to take the devil's coin.

I tried to rationalise this as "what would I do if Bill Gates offered me a job, but that just turned into a "how much fun you could have causing how much damage on your first day at Redmond" fantasy, and was not at all helpful.

El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife was a Yid who played for Arsenal laydeez in her yoof!

True dat.

Is that a nod?

Would you go and work for Watford?

El Jarvo wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife was a Yid who played for Arsenal laydeez in her yoof!

True dat.

Is that a nod?

Would you go and work for Watford?

Eh? Course it's a nod. It's true.

As for the other question. No, they're scum.

Twit - I meant (nod) for me to go for the jobs!

I knew you wouldn't go to Watford, you've confused me now...I need another Sherry!

Hmmm... Tricky one...

However, if my work was based on principles, I'd be fcuked by now...

I'm a veggie - worked at Danish Bacon Company!

I'm a pacifist - worked for the Territorial Army!

But, would I go and work for Man U?

This thread is clearly anti-Semitic. BAN IT NOW.

As long as the job doesn't involve you making Spurs a better footballing side, what harm can it do? Sounds like it's all for the Communidee... And being a good ambassador for the club - just means you'll have to do an average job!

And, Al, you can only dream of the chance of working for the 'Orns!

Snorri xxx

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: As long as the job doesn't involve you making Spurs a better footballing side

She's not a miracle worker!!!

Too right... Standards are for losers... I'll work at Spurs if it paid more than I'm getting now...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Too right... Standards are for losers... I'll work at Spurs if it paid more than I'm getting now...

Snorri xxx

Eh? Standards? What about Chas and Dave? You can't wish for me to be associated with that, surely? I'd rather do life!

Dunno, Chas'n'Dave wrote a fair few standards... You could always claim you were trying to bring them down from inside...

Snorri xxx

Who or indeed what is Tottenham Hotspur???

.....is it some dodgy provincial nightclub, lap dancing parlour or something?

I need enlightening.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Who or indeed what is Tottenham Hotspur???

.....is it some dodgy provincial nightclub, lap dancing parlour or something?

I need enlightening.

Fradley?

sure! take the job!

if you want to go to hell and be buggered by satan!

AgentWood wrote: sure! take the job!

if you want to go to hell and be buggered by satan!

Exactly!

Think I may have already used up my tokens to the pearly gates anyway, though!

Bonzette wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Who or indeed what is Tottenham Hotspur???

.....is it some dodgy provincial nightclub, lap dancing parlour or something?

I need enlightening.

Fradley?

Tottingham Hotingspur is the administrative and ideological centre of the global Zionist apparatus. On Mondays they plot how to wipe Palestine off the map. On Tuesdays they gather to discuss the perpetuation of the myth of the Holocaust. For the rest of the week all the world's key bankers gather and roll around in money and jewels.

At least that's what one Arsenal fan I know told me.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Who or indeed what is Tottenham Hotspur???

.....is it some dodgy provincial nightclub, lap dancing parlour or something?

I need enlightening.

Fradley?

Tottingham Hotingspur is the administrative and ideological centre of the global Zionist apparatus. On Mondays they plot how to wipe Palestine off the map. On Tuesdays they gather to discuss the perpetuation of the myth of the Holocaust. For the rest of the week all the world's key bankers gather and roll around in money and jewels.

At least that's what one Arsenal fan I know told me.

Fucking superstar!

:p

^^

Now I'm all confused. I was looking it up earlier and it appears that it's some sort of new neo-idealist cult that's been spreading through western society like some rather infectious rash. It even states that there is some sort of affiliation with the Maharishi. But that's doubly strange cos when George Harrison was still alive he never ever mentioned anything about there being some establishment of refuge called the Tottenham Hotspur. The Taj Mahal I know all about, but this???

Bonzette wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Too right... Standards are for losers... I'll work at Spurs if it paid more than I'm getting now...

Snorri xxx

Eh? Standards? What about Chas and Dave? You can't wish for me to be associated with that, surely? I'd rather do life!

she'd rather be associated with this, I suppose .....

I kind of work in enemy territory and for an enemy employer, but at least I don't have to wear any kind of their insignia at any time.

I've met some people who have done so though, and in their heart of hearts, they all know where there true allegiances lie, it's just something they did until they got a better job.

I suppose I might be able to do it, family and taking care of them always comes first, but I'd always know who the good guys were, it'd probably take a Clockwork Orange-type of intervention to get me to change my mind.

good luck with your choices, at least with me I know you always keep things in the proper perspective...

Green wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Too right... Standards are for losers... I'll work at Spurs if it paid more than I'm getting now...

Snorri xxx

Eh? Standards? What about Chas and Dave? You can't wish for me to be associated with that, surely? I'd rather do life!

she'd rather be associated with this, I suppose .....

I kind of work in enemy territory and for an enemy employer, but at least I don't have to wear any kind of their insignia at any time.

I've met some people who have done so though, and in their heart of hearts, they all know where there true allegiances lie, it's just something they did until they got a better job.

I suppose I might be able to do it, family and taking care of them always comes first, but I'd always know who the good guys were, it'd probably take a Clockwork Orange-type of intervention to get me to change my mind.

good luck with your choices, at least with me I know you always keep things in the proper perspective...

Awww, thanks Green. A lot of thinking to do this weekend.

Will she, won't she?

The bloke that does the Brighton commentary every week for Southern Counties Radio is a rampant Swindon Town supporter. To his credit, he managed to convey the requisite amount of pro-Albion bias and excitement as we beat them home and away this season.

I wonder who Motty supports.

MOTTY supports Accrington Stanley after he got thrown out of BURNLEY's suicide squad for wearing a BIG coat at cold GAMES!

My mate got sacked working for Spurs.

He was in charge of ordering a new trophy cabinet, but no one said they could make them that small.

Bonzette wrote:

how much dosh would it take to get me at the lane?

i so read that differently first time!

In any other walk or area of life i'd say go for it .But when it comes to Football, working for your hated rival ain't natural surely? It's like playing with god , messing with human DNA , making a hybrid with disastrous results.Or something , dunno.What am i on about Basically it just ain't natural , er , obviously

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So...any updates???

Have you put this one out to pasture?

I have made my decision.

Old Blue wrote:

I wonder who Motty supports.

Barnet, seen him down underhill a few times as well

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote:

Oh you have little faith!