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Because I have just been approached regarding two jobs going there!
I'm not winding you up either.
I'd have to be a 'good role model to children, and an ambassador for the club'
I seriously don't think I could do it. One job involves being based at the Lane full time, the other is more regional.
If it was your enemy, would you do it if it means getting a foot in the door?
Couldn't make it up - could you?
I could...well, apart from being a good role model...
But you...there?
I can't say I see it happening...unless they throw an obscene amount of money your way...
Of course...Greenie would want to be your new best friend!
ROCKET MICK wrote: DO it!You NEVER see me REJECTING a JOB-EVER!
It's called work...and it belongs to everyone but us....
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I could...well, apart from being a good role model...
But you...there?
I can't say I see it happening...unless they throw an obscene amount of money your way...
Of course...Greenie would want to be your new best friend!
I was offered a job there when i was 17 and turned it down. Obviously not on this scale - but I don't know what the money is because they have not included it on the job specs etc....but still.........how much dosh would it take to get me at the lane?
It breaks my heart just thinking about it. And what if they made me wear their club badge.?
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.:\ohwell:
I have two friends who work at the Reebok. One is a die hard BWFC fan and the other is Man U. I swear the MU fan has had a hand in our downfall 
Although I think you should put your career first, you'd better develop even more of a backbone! Imagine what all your Arsenal mates will say - you'll NEVER stop getting abuse!
If the money is good, go for it. You'll probably make lots of money selling on the 'perks' to other people. I reckon it could be interesting and you get to perv at all the footballers! You might even bag one!
Dodjem wrote: I have two friends who work at the Reebok. One is a die hard BWFC fan and the other is Man U. I swear the MU fan has had a hand in our downfall
Although I think you should put your career first, you'd better develop even more of a backbone! Imagine what all your Arsenal mates will say - you'll NEVER stop getting abuse!
If the money is good, go for it. You'll probably make lots of money selling on the 'perks' to other people. I reckon it could be interesting and you get to perv at all the footballers! You might even bag one!
That's all I keep thinking of though, my mates, and then the scummy fans down at the lane! 
I need a big glass of Sherry!
If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me 
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox 
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
I've heard DEWSons are GOOD!Build a better future and yid get over it!:p
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
Are you qualified enough to sell programmes?
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me ,and im turning him onto the Celtic as well 
The Boy wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
Are you qualified enough to sell programmes?
Hmmm... seem to remember my old man chasing a monkey scout from the door when i was younger
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me
He's Celtic already! Had the shirts since a baby, but not taken him up there, as yet! He's die hard Barnet though - when were you speaking to my son? I can't keep up with his social life these days!
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me
He's Celtic already!
Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4 ),
Has he got this seasons hoops top? Theyre well reduced now, if hes wanting it I'll send him one down
Bonzette wrote:
He's Celtic already!
You remember when you popped to the shop and left me with Joe? I had him pinned down and pulled his ears so hard he said he would be a lifelong Bolton fan from now on!
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me
He's Celtic already!
Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4
He's not got this seasons one - he'd love it! You're a superstar! You still maybe coming to London for my birthday?
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Gazman wrote: If you do take it Bonz,
give that prick Alan Mutton a slap for me
In saying that,dont think i could work for the monkeys at Shitbrox
And what if Joe turned out a Spurs fan as a result of me working there? What kind of irresponsible parent would that make me? I'd have Social Services banging at the door!
Aint gonna happen,Joes Barnet through and through from what hes telling me
He's Celtic already!
Today on F/book,hes started ANOTHER game of scrab with me (thats 4
He's not got this seasons one - he'd love it!
PM sent
Fuck it chick, as long as they don't make you sign anything saying Emirates is out of bounds, what harm can it do to take the devil's coin.
I tried to rationalise this as "what would I do if Bill Gates offered me a job, but that just turned into a "how much fun you could have causing how much damage on your first day at Redmond" fantasy, and was not at all helpful.
El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife was a Yid who played for Arsenal laydeez in her yoof!
True dat.
Is that a nod?
Would you go and work for Watford?
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife was a Yid who played for Arsenal laydeez in her yoof!
True dat.
Is that a nod?
Would you go and work for Watford?
Eh? Course it's a nod. It's true.
As for the other question. No, they're scum.
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: My ex-wife was a Yid who played for Arsenal laydeez in her yoof!
True dat.
Is that a nod?
Would you go and work for Watford?
Eh? Course it's a nod. It's true.
As for the other question. No, they're scum.
Twit - I meant (nod) for me to go for the jobs!
I knew you wouldn't go to Watford, you've confused me now...I need another Sherry!
Hmmm... Tricky one...
However, if my work was based on principles, I'd be fcuked by now...
I'm a veggie - worked at Danish Bacon Company!
I'm a pacifist - worked for the Territorial Army!
But, would I go and work for Man U?
As long as the job doesn't involve you making Spurs a better footballing side, what harm can it do? Sounds like it's all for the Communidee... And being a good ambassador for the club - just means you'll have to do an average job! 
And, Al, you can only dream of the chance of working for the 'Orns!
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: As long as the job doesn't involve you making Spurs a better footballing side
She's not a miracle worker!!!
