£50 Coffee is Made of Shit

I could do you three chickens and a side of bacon...

Snorri xxx

Just give me the cow and the bacon and I'll chuck in this magic coat that makes you invisible and some wishing trousers.

Christ someone's going to read all this shit I've been typing on this daft website all afternoon and think I'm a moron. They'd be right as well. You know what I turned down to sit in on my own tonight? A jacuzzi party. That's right, I could be drinking champagne in a big bubble bath full of girls and instead I'm slumped on the settee being daft with a man who pretends to be a gnome.

What a moron

Biggest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: What a moron

Me or you?

Snorri xxx

I meant me, but if the cap fits

Fair enough...

And I don't pretend to be a gnome, I am one...

Snorri xxx

Yeah right and I've got a big red nose and a stupid hat

Shittest Thing on Two Wheels wrote: Just give me the cow and the bacon and I'll chuck in this magic coat that makes you invisible and some wishing trousers.

Christ someone's going to read all this shit I've been typing on this daft website all afternoon and think I'm a moron. They'd be right as well. You know what I turned down to sit in on my own tonight? A jacuzzi party. That's right, I could be drinking champagne in a big bubble bath full of girls and instead I'm slumped on the settee being daft with a man who pretends to be a gnome.

What a moron

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