Like my new boots?

I thought you had mistakenly typed T for B. Now I'm sure you did.

Mine are better. I got a pair of Redbacks. They are like Blutstones, but they are still made in Oz. Now these are real boots.

I decided they are actually too nice to work in and will get a cheaper pair for that. Well no need to rush that. The old ones, not the same brand, have lasted 15 years even if some of the rubber on the soles is coming off. I have a good mind to take those back to Kmart.

ohh god, stop wasting your money Jeff....i wouldn't buy that shit

How Many horses do you have??

Those heels are a disgrace. When judging a boot I always inspect the heel first. A nice taper is essential. Otherwise I dismiss the boot.

Your boots are thereby dismissed.

Andrès wrote: ohh god, stop wasting your money Jeff....i wouldn't buy that shit

How Many horses do you have??

jeff doesnt have horses, but he's had many a sheep in his time

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I bought these yesterday...now I really do feel that I'll look like a gay cowboy!!!

The best thing is,

I'll bet they actually suit ye Jeff

You bought them yesterday but only decided to tell us about it tonight? Wanker.What a cunt

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I bought these yesterday...now I really do feel that I'll look like a gay cowboy!!!

Ah yes the two things that come from Texas..Steers and Queers.

Jeff you are the conductor and engineer of The Gay Train.

C'mon, these are a man's man's boots. For kickin' fags in the ass and getting blown by white country hoes who wear Walmart frayed denim skirts. Muslims all hate America cause they can't get such kickass boots.

Need a nice hat, and then youre all set to go see Brooks and Dunn.

0_o wrote: Need a nice hat, and then youre all set to go see Brooks and Dunn.

or Tracy Byrd's hat

Darn Tootin'! Hows about you get me a pair of 'dem 'der boots ther Jeffeeriey. I saw a pair of 'dem ov'r thems wallleemart o'her day. I said to Bubba, yous know I should get me a pairs of 'em shietkickers... but he told me theyre cheaper on thems comm-puutas... whatcha thinkin'?

jeff you don't like us women anymore?:\ohwell:

so an ass hole is better than the proper hole?

blunt.

Animadversion wrote: so an ass hole is better than the proper hole?

any port in a storm.

i'm just asking cos i thought he was married at one point.

Yes your new BOOBS are great , jeffrey.

did you get new panties at the same time?

(can't believe i just typed that)

NOOLigan wrote: I thought you had mistakenly typed T for B. Now I'm sure you did.

every time i see this thread i still think it says boobs. every time.

I think it says Lick...

bloodynora wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I thought you had mistakenly typed T for B. Now I'm sure you did.

every time i see this thread i still think it says boobs. every time.

I bet he had that done at the same time. Those man-boobs just weren't big enough.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Ron, yer just jealous...

In a word yes. Now you have three things to play with. :D

oh okay, my bad jeff.

he's MY bad jeff...

excellent smithers

Why would you say that?

release the hounds