I can hear Wedding Bells....

.... quite literally. Been going now for a good fifteen minutes. Wish they'd stop, I'm trying to read a book about The History of God.

Who the fuck gets married on a Friday night anyway?

Funny that, I saw a big stretch Hummer with wedding ribbons on. My son said 'look, some poor woman is about to have her life ruined'.

I wonder who he's been speaking to?

Liam it will be the bell ringers rehearsing not a bloody service!

Nah it's them fucking moonies.

They'll be at it for hours, Liam

Chris Nash wrote: Would you buggers shut up please? We're trying to get married here...

Need any sausage rolls?

"NO I'm not playing AGADOO at your reception!"

Pfff...I live near a church and every Sunday at exactly 11 I hear the bells...

Lost In The Post wrote: Pfff...I live near a church and every Sunday at exactly 11 I hear the bells...

Move then. Or sue them for noise pollution. Or cut off the ringing bits. Or burn down the church.

Or get sound-proofing.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Lost In The Post wrote: Pfff...I live near a church and every Sunday at exactly 11 I hear the bells...

Move then. Or sue them for noise pollution. Or cut off the ringing bits. Or burn down the church.

Or get sound-proofing.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kathryn wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: Would you buggers shut up please? We're trying to get married here...

Need any sausage rolls?

Multiple accounts are grounds for banishment...unless you are Rocket Mick...

HOW very

Dare YOU