your irrational fears

what are you afraid of?

spiders (well, most insects atually) tsunamis (not so irrational anymore!) deep water dan rather axe murderers

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

AgentWood wrote: spiders (well, most insects atually)

Spiders aren't insects...

neener neener!!!

well, whatever they are they're still horrible!

AgentWood wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

AgentWood wrote: spiders (well, most insects atually)

Spiders aren't insects...

neener neener!!!

well, whatever they are they're still horrible!

Not if there are from MARS!:p

a retributive pack of cockney wolves

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I am afraid of people with the name Nolan...

....but do you THE NOLAN SISTERS

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I am afraid of people with the name Nolan...

no, that's with good reason.

Ships. Being in a small boat beside a giant ship, or down the pier steps beside one, I'm usually terrified.

Also, anything I don't recognise on the end of my fishing line fills me with terror.

And that bloke who's "half man half tree". Remember Les on Vic Reeves Big Night Out, when he was shown chives, that's me when I see him.

Nuns. (my brother used to tell me that mum and dad hated me and that they'd arranged for the nuns to take me away).

Light switches.

Birds.

Drain pipes. (could be full of rats)

Apart from that,i'm a well balanced individual

Pigeons,not just afraid,its pure fear

Dead animals freak me out something chronic. I dont have any problem with handling prepared (ie unrecognisable as what it was) meat or any type of fish, but I have to look away when I see big roadkill

Winston Smith revealed his irrational fears, and look what that got him.

Oops, did I just reveal an irrational fear?

I have no fears. I got over them all...

I live in constant fear of being found out.

1. lightning
2. big roaches (esp the bastards that fly)
3. planes and heights
4. relatives i don't know

fear of feeling and watching my blood gush out of my body like a fountain

fear of seeing my bones outside my skin

fear of having my eyeball shishkabobbed on a stick while watching with my other eyeball

fear of being immortal

fear of dying while i feel it is happening

fear that people will look at me in disgust

fear that everything i eat is actually gross dead stuff

AgentWood wrote: what are you afraid of?

spiders (well, most insects atually) tsunamis (not so irrational anymore!) deep water dan rather axe murderers

No idea who Dan is, but the rest sound pretty rational to me!

Cockroaches - i fucking hate em :barf:

I can rationalise all my fears.

Remember you're not paranoid if they are after you. ;)

Spiders Heights (if I got no rail to hold on to) Ladders (I guess that goes with heights somehow) Planes

heights

wayne rooney