Pissed Off Thread

People who dont listen to modern music and dismiss it as "all the same"

the grammar police :evil:

But it wasnt a joke was it Chris, You're the person who claimed not be able to distinguish between Interpol and The Fratellis, clearly demonstrating you had never listened to either. A frightening level of ignorance.

i have to say i'm stuck in the past when it comes to music. Please forgive me but a lot of the modern music fails to captivate me.

MONTY wrote: People who don't indicate on roundabouts. You're sat there like a daft cunt waiting for a break in traffic,while something of the least amount of effort exerted could have let you know.......that you're a daft cunt.

Not just roundabouts, it has struck me these last few months that no-one fucking does it anywhere anymore. Have seen a few Police not bothering too, which probably doesn't inspire the masses to do it....

Edd wrote:

MONTY wrote: People who don't indicate on roundabouts. You're sat there like a daft cunt waiting for a break in traffic,while something of the least amount of effort exerted could have let you know.......that you're a daft cunt.

Not just roundabouts, it has struck me these last few months that no-one fucking does it anywhere anymore. Have seen a few Police not bothering too, which probably doesn't inspire the masses to do it....

Can I add cunts who use bus lanes to undertake to the list of traffic related gripes please. Oh and people who dont acknowledge you, when you let them through, often at considerable effort. Cunts.

This kid really pissed me off last night at work. While taking an order for this family, this 20 year old boyfriend of the daughter starts talking down on me asking "are you going to be able to handle this order? do you get it? are you sure you understand?" wearing that shitty Gatsby hat made from hemp (don't even get me started on idiots that wear that shitty style)...

...swear I could have choke slammed that idiot.... can I handle his order..... he couldn't handle some of the situations I've been under, he'd piss his wee pants....

...good thing I was at work, it kept me civil...

EdelBrock wrote: This kid really pissed me off last night at work. While taking an order for this family, this 20 year old boyfriend of the daughter starts talking down on me asking "are you going to be able to handle this order? do you get it? are you sure you understand?" wearing that shitty Gatsby hat made from hemp (don't even get me started on idiots that wear that shitty style)...

...swear I could have choke slammed that idiot.... can I handle his order..... he couldn't handle some of the situations I've been under, he'd piss his wee pants....

...good thing I was at work, it kept me civil...

I can't remember what line of work you're in but if it was food, I hope you gobbed in it!

Dodjem wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: This kid really pissed me off last night at work. While taking an order for this family, this 20 year old boyfriend of the daughter starts talking down on me asking "are you going to be able to handle this order? do you get it? are you sure you understand?" wearing that shitty Gatsby hat made from hemp (don't even get me started on idiots that wear that shitty style)...

...swear I could have choke slammed that idiot.... can I handle his order..... he couldn't handle some of the situations I've been under, he'd piss his wee pants....

...good thing I was at work, it kept me civil...

I can't remember what line of work you're in but if it was food, I hope you gobbed in it!

Classy Jem,classy

Here we go...

People in pubs ordering COFFEE. Why? If you want coffee fuck off to Starbucks, I mean for fucks sake its not hard to find one. Its hard enough to find a decent drink in Manchester these days without these amateurs lengthening the queue. There is this lad who comes in for the football, always drinking Coffee. Why? Why would anyone drink Coffee in a pub, in the evening, out with your mates watching the football? And he looks like a right idiot as well. And how long does it take to make? Fucking ages, its not a case of boiling a kettle and getting a bit of nescafe out is it? No, is it fuck. Its one of those fancy machines no one has a clue how they work. And they take fucking ages. Its even worse when a group comes in oprdering coffee. Why? Why would do such a thing? its always some poxy art group from the Met (not the real university) coming in for a discussion. When i was at Uni and we had to do group work, if we wanted Coffee, we went to Cafe Muse, if I wanted a pint, we went to Jabez. No one ordered Coffee in Jabez. its not like you cant have a Blackcurrant and Soda or a glass of tonic water or such like. But COFFEE. Its a pub. Not a Cafe.

People on this board posting really unfunny, nonsensical links to stuff, trying to relate it to something or someone, and it just ends up being am total failure. Not just any failure, but a EPIC FAIL. It seems to be happpening a lot this week. Just lots of absolsutely pathetic attempts at comedy which make about as much sense as a certain somebodys comparison of Interpol and The Fratellis. Total and utter FAILURE.

Uncle Liam wrote: Here we go...

People in pubs ordering COFFEE. Why? If you want coffee fuck off to Starbucks, I mean for fucks sake its not hard to find one. Its hard enough to find a decent drink in Manchester these days without these amateurs lengthening the queue. There is this lad who comes in for the football, always drinking Coffee. Why? Why would anyone drink Coffee in a pub, in the evening, out with your mates watching the football? And he looks like a right idiot as well. And how long does it take to make? Fucking ages, its not a case of boiling a kettle and getting a bit of nescafe out is it? No, is it fuck. Its one of those fancy machines no one has a clue how they work. And they take fucking ages. Its even worse when a group comes in oprdering coffee. Why? Why would do such a thing? its always some poxy art group from the Met (not the real university) coming in for a discussion. When i was at Uni and we had to do group work, if we wanted Coffee, we went to Cafe Muse, if I wanted a pint, we went to Jabez. No one ordered Coffee in Jabez. its not like you cant have a Blackcurrant and Soda or a glass of tonic water or such like. But COFFEE. Its a pub. Not a Cafe.

Anyone who orders coffee in a pub... Well...

Uncle Liam wrote: People on this board posting really unfunny, nonsensical links to stuff, trying to relate it to something or someone, and it just ends up being am total failure. Not just any failure, but a EPIC FAIL. It seems to be happpening a lot this week. Just lots of absolsutely pathetic attempts at comedy which make about as much sense as a certain somebodys comparison of Interpol and The Fratellis. Total and utter FAILURE.

an example

Shit Football pundits and commentators. Actually, this isnt limited to Football, but a lot of sports. At the top of the list was Ian fucking Wright, but he's fucked off. (Watched ten minutes of Gladiators tonight, again, FAILURE). All I can is thank fuck our game tomorrow night is on Sky. Motson is clearly not in complete control of his mental functions, Lawrenson is so unfunny and ignorant he'd fit right in place on this board, Lineker is a smug git ("Missing you already Sven" well, we fucking were missing him when we couldnt beat Israel, Macedonia, Russia or Croatia, werent we. fuck you). Hansen is past caring. Jonathan Pearce is a novelty act who needs to remove himself from the proverbial backside of West Ham United. Mark Bright is just a geek. and thats just the BBC. I mean for fucks sake, ITV, the supposed leading commercial station in the country, has, for ten years now, had Clive fucking Tyldsley as its main commentator. His squeaky voice, he fucking constant tak of "that night in Barcelona" and "that night in Istanbul" and other suck bollocks. No one cares you fucking twat. NO BUYS~! Andy Townsend are somehow still employed, when any rational thinking person would have binned them long ago, preferably in Andy Townsends tactics truck.

And its not limited to them either. Look at tony fucking Cascarino. A man so stupid he didnt know what country he was from! for some reason, his anti Sven bias (oooh... World Cup qaurter finals... bad!) led him to predict that Man City would get relegated! Thank fuck for Martin Samuel because otherwise the Times sports coverage would be unreadable.

What's this scary phenomenon of wearing pyjama bottoms to go to the fucking supermarket. The lazy bastards.

Uncle Liam wrote: Here we go...

People in pubs ordering COFFEE. Why? If you want coffee fuck off to Starbucks, I mean for fucks sake its not hard to find one. Its hard enough to find a decent drink in Manchester these days without these amateurs lengthening the queue. There is this lad who comes in for the football, always drinking Coffee. Why? Why would anyone drink Coffee in a pub, in the evening, out with your mates watching the football? And he looks like a right idiot as well. And how long does it take to make? Fucking ages, its not a case of boiling a kettle and getting a bit of nescafe out is it? No, is it fuck. Its one of those fancy machines no one has a clue how they work. And they take fucking ages. Its even worse when a group comes in oprdering coffee. Why? Why would do such a thing? its always some poxy art group from the Met (not the real university) coming in for a discussion. When i was at Uni and we had to do group work, if we wanted Coffee, we went to Cafe Muse, if I wanted a pint, we went to Jabez. No one ordered Coffee in Jabez. its not like you cant have a Blackcurrant and Soda or a glass of tonic water or such like. But COFFEE. Its a pub. Not a Cafe.

Give 'em a can of that instant shit in a can that's got a heat widget that heats up the coffee when you pull the ring.......then get them away from the fooking bar!

Wasps piss me off - I hope they will all go and explode in a puff of smoke - wankers... It's my fcuking pint of beer, not yours...

Nick King wrote: Wasps piss me off - I hope they will all go and explode in a puff of smoke - wankers... It's my fcuking pint of beer, not yours...

Don't have to worry about wasps yet, til we get a Summer for first time in a couple of years.

Nick... that reminds me. Sanctimonious ex-smoking cunts. Like the West African woman who said I was disgusting for polluting her air in the open High Street the other day. My response was not for this forum. And to the Community Wardens, trying to book me for dropping a butt, til i got in the van and fucked off. I'm awaiting the knock on the door on that one.

One year on, and these cunts think they have some sort of superiority complex over us. The revolution will not be televised.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Nick King wrote: Wasps piss me off - I hope they will all go and explode in a puff of smoke - wankers... It's my fcuking pint of beer, not yours...

Don't have to worry about wasps yet, til we get a Summer for first time in a couple of years.

Nick... that reminds me. Sanctimonious ex-smoking cunts. Like the West African woman who said I was disgusting for polluting her air in the open High Street the other day. My response was not for this forum. And to the Community Wardens, trying to book me for dropping a butt, til i got in the van and fucked off. I'm awaiting the knock on the door on that one.

One year on, and these cunts think they have some sort of superiority complex over us. The revolution will not be televised.

Quite, and when she said that it was disgusting, was she standing by a road with cars polluting the air? (Not that I have anything against cars, btw - public transport is shite)

Erm...

Which reminds me, time for another smoke!

TV Chefs.

Delia fucking Smith. Drunken Whore. Knock on the door a few weeks ago, special delivery, its Delias new book which my mam has ordered. "How to cheat at Cooking" (Christ knows why this has been ordered, considering I'm an excellent cook, so is my step dad, and my mums at least half decent) In this book, it tells you how to make, amongst other things, a chocolate cake using INSTANT MASHED POTATO. Not withstanding just how WRONG the very concept of Instant mashed potato is, who the FUCK eat this shit? And the recipe book is full of this shit, using the fucking worst or pre packaged and prepared ingredients. I grow my own fucking vegetables. And I'll be fucking damned if i'm letting any of my veg go in any recipes of unadulterated shit that this drunken whore is selling.

And its not limited ot her. Gordon fucking Ramsey. How this man has conned the world into considering him the greatest chef on Earth, I'll never know. Great Chef? No, he just swears and shouts a lot. Has anyone else noticed than in any of his programmes he cooks absolsutely fuck all. And he's a liar. Who does he think he is going on nationla television and pretenidng to go hunting for swordfish> "I feel like fucking Action man" well, you're a liar, you're a scam. And yet he gets rewarded for this, while great, great Men like Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall just get ignored. You want to feel like fucking Action Man, go and raise a herd of cows and taken them to slaughteroir go hunting for lobster, and catch a conga eel, and then be filemd killing it. Jesus Christ, if TV isnt shit enough these days without people knowing whats GREAT like fucking Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall.

Didn't know Hugh had gone hand to hand with a conger and won, my but he is a man indeed!

Never thought for one second that GR was a good chef, but that kitchen nightmares program amuses me.

Comedy. or lack thereof.

How come if I want to watch a decent Comedy I have to watch UK Gold or whatver obscure Digital Channell Desmonds is on>? Adrian Edmonson, part of two of the fucking greatest TV shows ever, is now reduced to doing some shite on ITV. While the BBC's main comedy is MY FAMILY. The most unfunniest comedy since barbara polluted the airwaves on ITV a few years ago. The best comedy this decade has been The Thick Of It, (buried in the schedules on a Channel no one eatches) or The Vicar of Dibley, and even that was a reunion. Pulling isnt funny.It does however, have nice women (which was the same reason coupling was watchable). The last truly funny thing to come down the pike was Green Wing. Where are the truly classic comedies like Men Behaving Badly, Only Fools and Horses, The Royle Family, Father Ted, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Porridge, One Foot In The Grave, Yes Minister, Drop the Dead Donkey, Red Dwarf etc etc. Its fucking bullshit that this country is inept at producing a decent sitcom these days. If i want towatch something lighthearted for a change I have to go to UK Gold. fucking disgraceful.

Cash in the Attic, in particular, and other programmes designed to entertain the unemployed and white cider drinkers in the early morning.

Why is Lorne Spicer a cunt? Partly because she presents Cash In The Attic, a show designed purely for the entertainment of unemployed chavs and people so terminally stupid that their brains have given up on higher functions entirely and are just concentrating on autonamous functions. Partly because she has the dress-sense of Elton John circa 1974. Partly because of her fixed grin, fake laugh and cold, dead eyes. And partly because she's the sort of cunt who will happily stand in front of a camera and recite whatever shit is put in front of her, no matter how badly written it is, or how much it makes her look like a smug, supercillious, pudgy-faced cunt.

I'm not even going to START on Jeremy Kyle.

Uncle Liam wrote: Comedy. or lack thereof.

I dunno.. pissed meself nearly, at Peepshow tonight.

And before I gop to bed... several geeks on this board.

Uncle Liam wrote: Comedy. or lack thereof.

How come if I want to watch a decent Comedy I have to watch UK Gold or whatver obscure Digital Channell Desmonds is on>? Adrian Edmonson, part of two of the fucking greatest TV shows ever, is now reduced to doing some shite on ITV. While the BBC's main comedy is MY FAMILY. The most unfunniest comedy since barbara polluted the airwaves on ITV a few years ago. The best comedy this decade has been The Thick Of It, (buried in the schedules on a Channel no one eatches) or The Vicar of Dibley, and even that was a reunion. Pulling isnt funny.It does however, have nice women (which was the same reason coupling was watchable). The last truly funny thing to come down the pike was Green Wing. Where are the truly classic comedies like Men Behaving Badly, Only Fools and Horses, The Royle Family, Father Ted, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, Porridge, One Foot In The Grave, Yes Minister, Drop the Dead Donkey, Red Dwarf etc etc. Its fucking bullshit that this country is inept at producing a decent sitcom these days. If i want towatch something lighthearted for a change I have to go to UK Gold. fucking disgraceful.

you know summat LIAM that is probably the best post you have ever done that i've totally agreed with!

how humid it is and hot here cant stand humidity.