Dropping the kids off...

apolgies - don't open if of a sensitive nature

As if the story isn't funny enough, read the comments

Apolgies?? ??????

I think you need to buy yourself a dictionary, young lady.

Preferably one with step-by-step pictures.

Ackshually Dickshernerries don't have pickchers

Stoopid :p

Can't believe i log in to read this stuff.

Just trying to work out if your wording was intentional...

Dodjem wrote: Just trying to work out if your wording was intentional...

Dodjem wrote: Ackshually Dickshernerries don't have pickchers

Stoopid :p

O yes thay doo - espeshulley those yew get fore kyds beginnyng to reed in Kindergarten.

:p

Green wrote:

Wonder if anybody at the Urmston Leisure Center taste-tested the floater (or rather, sinker), ala Bill Murray?

you never know. maybe theculprit was just being facetious?

I've learned in my Geology courses that poo can many times be misidentified... to ensure you have a true piece of fossiled poo, you need to look for pinch off and sphincter marks... so was this poo thouroughly inspected... it could just be a chunck of clay

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Green wrote:

Wonder if anybody at the Urmston Leisure Center taste-tested the floater (or rather, sinker), ala Bill Murray?

Caddyshack!!

Posted by: Captain Spacedock, Up My Ar*e on 10:31pm Wed 9 Apr 08I'm afraid to say this was my fault, it was our monthly swimming pool spacedocking meet up. One of the silly old fools dropped one of the turds when trying to insert it. I hastily deny these accusations that the offending turd was breaking up as it was still in a frozen state.

The comments are funnier than the article.

It's not Paula Ratcliffe is it??? Clipping one off??