Screaming Lesbians

"I could easily be a lesbian if I was younger," says another local woman. "It would be far easier. Those women are lovely and I have a horrible husband."

i wish i was a lezzer. girls are better than boys.

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

I agree. :)

Have you heard that Robert Smith is going to eat a number of consecutive lesbians before the end of the year?

Great news.

bloodynora wrote: i wish i was a lezzer. girls are better than boys.

shirley if you prefer girls to boys then you are a lesbian?

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

Pah! What at? Climbing? Footy? Throwing?

I rest my case.

Biginmikitchen wrote:

bloodynora wrote: i wish i was a lezzer. girls are better than boys.

shirley if you prefer girls to boys then you are a lesbian?

ah, but i don't fancy girls. not unless i've had a few cocktails and the male pickings are exceptionally poor.

Boatraceface wrote:

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

Pah! What at? Climbing? Footy? Throwing?

I rest my case.

You forgot 'reaching objects on high shelves' and 'opening jars of pickle'.

We're indispensable and they know it.

Hmmm, had trouble spelling that (knowing how to spell without technological assistance is for girls), and firefox spell checker suggested that it should be 'indefensible')

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Boatraceface wrote:

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

Pah! What at? Climbing? Footy? Throwing?

I rest my case.

You forgot 'reaching objects on high shelves' and 'opening jars of pickle'.

We're indispensable and they know it.

Hmmm, had trouble spelling that (knowing how to spell without technological assistance is for girls), and firefox spell checker suggested that it should be 'indefensible')

tish and pish

that's just what we let you believe. the truth would destroy you.

Going to have to concede girls are better on hair,nails and shopping on this,begrudgingly alas:\ohwell:

Though Julian Clarey might have something to say about it!

bloodynora wrote:

ah, but i don't fancy girls.

I do.Just saying,like.

I can think of one female stereotype that's back by years of imperical research. Female sense of direction=nil

Ask the nearest female to point north, offer her a prada panty liner or something if she gets it right.

The weirdest case has to be our own dear Miss Hicks, who can find her way ANYWHERE, but never find her way home.

(actually, she has a technique.....find the remains of the hacienda, and she's sorted....like a homing pigoen thing)

Doctor? wrote: I can think of one female stereotype that's back by years of imperical research. Female sense of direction=nil

Ask the nearest female to point north, offer her a prada panty liner or something if she gets it right.

The weirdest case has to be our own dear Miss Hicks, who can find her way ANYWHERE, but never find her way home.

(actually, she has a technique.....find the remains of the hacienda, and she's sorted....like a homing pigoen thing)

For some reason I will accidently listen to my wife for directions (I know stupid me)... she'll be soooooo confident that I'll get sucked in, and then we of course get lost, which I have to find our way out of....

I've given up trying to teach her how to read a map... that has gotten us off course more than anything... me stupid for thinking she could navigate properly

But she IS much better looking than me though

NOOLigan wrote:

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

I agree. :)

Definately... at cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, etc....

EdelBrock wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

bloodynora wrote: girls are better than boys.

I agree. :)

Definately... at cooking, cleaning, washing clothes, etc....

I beg to differ Brockski,

im a culinary wizard in the kitchen