What's wrong these people? What sort of stupid dozy thick cunt dives into the water without knowing if it's 2 feet deep or 20 feet? Then they are paralysed for life.Stupid.Thick.Cunts
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There's a lake near us where every summer all the lunatics do it. I was always tempted but I'd be the type to completely miss the water anyway.
Darwin in action yet again.
(only counts if they've not already fucked the gene pool up by breeding. Then again, given the precision with which they pick where they dive, I doubt there's much chance of that)
As with anything, if you understand the possible consequences, and still go ahead, you deserve the outcome.
Same applies with hang-gliding, parachuting, bungee jumping, etc. if you really don't have to do it...
The only reason to do it would be if the building youre in is burning and its your only method of escape. Dozy fucks - dont they understand school boy physics? Force = Mass x acceleration isnt going to be arrested by 1m of water.
Dodjem wrote: There's a lake near us where every summer all the lunatics do it. I was always tempted but I'd be the type to completely miss the water anyway.
sounds about right that,any good at parking jems? 
I used to fuckin love 'Tombstoning',
cant do it anymore though,as no cunt'll push my wheelchair off the side....
Dodjem wrote: There's a lake near us where every summer all the lunatics do it. I was always tempted but I'd be the type to completely miss the water anyway.
I am very good at parking actually, get where water can't.
And if I can't, I just shunt other cars out of the way :)
Is tombstoning merely cliff diving? If so, I love it. Great fun... but you always check the landing pad before jumping...
Most important advice I learned firsthand is when you jump from hieghts greater than 60 feet... CLENCH YER ARSEHOLE TIGHT! Jumped 80 feet once without doing so and got a forced enima... good thing I had buddies around as I was in soooo much pain I couldn't swim...:dead:
