Cunts Off The Telly You Hate

I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody. Alex Zane. Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

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Any presenter of programmes about houses and the property ladder etc blah blah blah .And any presenter of programmes about house decorating/DIY.Fuck off

I would of said all the GMTV team once but strangely i've warmed to them a bit more of late

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.

Aye i know who yer mean.Straight off the production line he is.

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.Alex Zane.Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

Can't top those three, G-Man. They are truly Premier Cunts.

Lorne Spicer off Cash in the Attic. Being hung drawn and quartered isnt harsh enough.

That cunt who's on GMTV every morning talking about the upcoming night's TV viewing.Their resident TV critic.Couldn't let the GMTV team off completely on this thread and that cunt takes the bullet

Russell Brand, if anyone needed cattle prodding, hustled into the back of a transit van, whisked off to an isolated farm to be subject to physical abuse to secure meaningless information on grounds of national security it that cunt.

Chris Nash wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.Alex Zane.Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

Can't top those three, G-Man. They are truly Premier Cunts.

Those red and white striped chaps - new bunch of Premier Cunts. Might actually see them on TV in the autumn...

Just fucking clobber him, Sam!!

Amazed no-ones mentioned him yet, but Noel 'Lets stick a bloke in a metal box and drop him from a crane' Edmonds.

Did you see the cunt the other day, dressed as a fuckin pirate? Utter utter cunt. Sits on the throne of TV show host cuntdom, and looks down on all those other cunts trying to reach his level, while releasing relaxing bollocks tapes of whale noises. Cunt.

Jeremy Beadle was a close second, but he's dead now.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Jamie Fucking Oliver...

How often is Jamie Oliver on in America then?

Right,

Ian fucking Wright. Gordon Ramsey. Delia Smith. Gary Lineker Gabby Logan and anyone who does Inside sport with her. Alan Shearer. Clive Tyldsley Jamie Redknapp Russell Brand Andy Townsend Robbie Earle Zane Lowe

I guess it's useless to mention the german guys that annoy me here. But I'll do...

Thomas Gottschalk

Dirk Bach

And of course Florian Silbereisen, host of the Volksmusik-Show :barf:

CNN's International Correspondent, Christiane Amanpour... can't stand her. I've witnessed events that she later 'reported' on, and she loves to makes things sound harder and more difficult to get the news to you, as if she's a great savior working so hard to get the 'truth' to you... embellishment is her forte'... she tries REALLY hard to be the next Walter Cronquite.....

Bere wrote: And of course Florian Silbereisen, host of the Volksmusik-Show :barf:

That guy looks like an Ubercunt

Burt Reynolds wrote: Amazed no-ones mentioned him yet, but Noel 'Lets stick a bloke in a metal box and drop him from a crane' Edmonds.

Did you see the cunt the other day, dressed as a fuckin pirate? Utter utter cunt. Sits on the throne of TV show host cuntdom, and looks down on all those other cunts trying to reach his level, while releasing relaxing bollocks tapes of whale noises. Cunt.

Jeremy Beadle was a close second, but he's dead now.

Can't top either of those - complete and utter cunts... :)

Chris Nash wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Just fucking clobber him, Sam!!

Sam knows I'm only joking:

'Hey, Chris, what's red, and holds it's nuts crying?' 'Don't know. What?'

Now I know...

Anyway....people I hate on tv...

Kerry Katona in those Iceland ads. Paul O'Grady. All of the GMTV presenters. Rob McElwee, the BBC weather forecaster.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Jamie Fucking Oliver...

How often is Jamie Oliver on in America then?

Right,

Ian fucking Wright. Tick Gordon Ramsey. Sometimes a Tick Delia Smith. TickGary Lineker Harmless Gabby Logan and anyone who does Inside sport with her. What?? I'd do inside sport with her Alan Shearer. Clive Tyldsley Who? Jamie Redknapp Tick Russell Brand Tick Andy Townsend Tick Robbie Earle Zane Lowe Tick

Most of my contempt goes for those presenters who only have a very high paying job because Mummy or Daddy got them there. The worst has to be Mark Durden-Smith son of Judith Chalmers.

Charlie off BIG BROTHER. She obviously gets on peoples tits. People bottle her in clubs. So why does BBC,and Channel 4 still pay her to be on TV?

For obvious reasons, I'm glad to see two of the most predictable nominees are absent from this list.... so far.

from experience I'd wholeheartedly agree with the denouncements of: Noel "I'm off to make TV history now...!" The bitter and twisted fruit O'Grady (not so) Smillie there's probably more but I have to feed the kids...

however, Beadle was a very good sort and Russell Brand is far less annoying and much more interesting when he's not in performance mode.

rachael ray

Peter Hook...always turning up on those music shows hehe ;)

Animadversion wrote: rachael ray

...or pretty much anybody on the Food Network here from the last couple of years. I'd still take reruns of the Japanese Iron Chef over having to endure Ray or Guy Fieri anymore.....

Sorry to be obvious but... Simon bloody Cowell. Why doesn't he just clear off and leave us all alone?

Dont watch the box much. but:

Duncan Banatyne Carol Vorderman Justin Lee Collins Anyone on the news, especially that business correspondent on BBC The Apprentice Richard Hammond

Gordon Brown Edd Balls Yvette Cooper

in fact all the fake concern career politicians that litter Labour

That Old Cow in Murder She Wrote.

She's a right proper Cunt

ive never liked amanda holden much.to put it mildly. was a wannabe on blind date years ago.now she got a top tv slot with 'britains got talent' yes but she fucking hasn't

guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.

Animadversion wrote: guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.

I couldn't eat a thing produce by a slimey lookin cunt like him up there. Likewise F*in Delia.

She's a werid fish, either her minge is all dried up, scabbed over and left with only a peehole open, or she's some really fucked up dominatrix, I never decided (mainly because some sort of safety circuit in my brain cuts in with "that's quite enough of that sort of thinking, oh look, a pretty bird in the sky".

Francis Wilson, the Sky News weather man - Smug Bastard

That bloke off 'Torchwood' whatever you call it, is it John Barrie ?? The gay bloke who's on the BBC at the mo trying to find a girl for some musical ? I don't mind people being gay, thats upto them, but EVERY time I see the fucker interviewd he's pushing the gay thing all the time.....for instance, on Jonathan Ross show the other night, he had'nt even sat on the couch when he made a refernece to his ring not going on Andrew Lloyd Webber's finger .... CUNT !!

I switched it off !!

Rant over

EDIT: Its John Barrowman (what a name )

Doctor? wrote:

Animadversion wrote: guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.

I couldn't eat a thing produce by a slimey lookin cunt like him up there. Likewise F*in Delia.

She's a werid fish, either her minge is all dried up, scabbed over and left with only a peehole open, or she's some really fucked up dominatrix, I never decided (mainly because some sort of safety circuit in my brain cuts in with "that's quite enough of that sort of thinking, oh look, a pretty bird in the sky".

pills pushing you over the deep end? they tend to do that....

Surprised nobody mentioned Piers Morgan. What would be the consensus on him? Actually I quite like him though

I do too. I don't know why but I like watching him and reading his column.

Have I mentione JAMES FUCKING COCK ALLEN?

Oh dear universe, why oh why does he have to destroy every Grand Prix for me by telling about what Lewis's latest shag had on last night, while the yellow flag light is on and nobody knows why, and for......fuck it I could go on all day. But there is one report I'd like to see him do fot ITV before F1 goes home to the beeb......."ok folks, let's see what happens when a Grand Prix car on full chat hits an unprotected human being......naturally for safety's sake the car is under control from a laptop in the pitlane"

Liam reckons this geezer Croft is great, seems he will be the BBC anchor commentator, but it seems no Martin Brundle any more.

PS AA....nope, that one was from the heart :D

Bill O'Reilly Sean Hannity Barbara Walters and the women from "The View" The girls from "The Hills"

Doctor? wrote:

Liam reckons this geezer Croft is great, seems he will be the BBC anchor commentator, but it seems no Martin Brundle any more.

Eh? Everyone in the media seems to believe that the BBC will offer Brundle whatever he wants. he's widely acknowledged as the best analyist in the business (not sure about that but he is up there, and he's in a league of his own as far as ITV sport is concerned).

David Croft is the man but I think he'll stay on the Radio, and its a shoot out between keeping James Allen and Jonathan Legard for the TV job. They could go for some obscure SKy commentator, like guy who does A-1 (and what a joke that is).

I'm confident Brundle will be part of the BBC team though.

Bill O'Reilly Glenn Beck Tucker Carlson Nancy Grace

Twats are part of the problem with this burnt-out shell of a once great nation. Should be taken out to the streets, placed on the rack, drawn & quartered. Then I laugh, and possibly get some Taco Bell.

They are too many to mention. If I had to write all their names, it would look like a telephone diary...

I don't hate him but... Wayne Sleep

Great name dat is.

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: [black]GOK WAN[/black]

Agreed....

Also Ross Kemp. He keeps doing all these radio adverts and sounding uppity and posh. I don't care whether he is really posh, he should do them in his 'Grant Mitchell' voice, and stop pretending to be a toff.

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: [black]GOK WAN[/black]

an anagram for 'go wank' for anyone who hadn't spotted that.

(i hadn't, and nearly snotted laughing on the person who pointed it out. i'm easily amused.)

Toilets

Shane Richie...always hated the twat even before the dreaded East Enders, I'd like to bash he's head in with a big hammer

Uncle Liam wrote: Gordon Ramsey.

i think he's fantastic. scares the shit out of me, but fantastic nonetheless.

cat deeley is big over here now, hosting 'so you think you can dance.' she's rather annoying.

Those stupid tarts on loose women

can't fucking stand them

oh yeah, and Fiona Philips off GMTV

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Gordon Ramsey.

i think he's fantastic. scares the shit out of me, but fantastic nonetheless.

cat deeley is big over here now, hosting 'so you think you can dance.' she's rather annoying.

You would though.... if only she had more tit!

that fat cunt off the sell your mobile ad "wanka"

Jeremy Kyle and Simon Cowell.

People who watch either of the above are obviously c*nts too

Missy Jem wrote: Jeremy Kyle and Simon Cowell.

People who watch either of the above are obviously c*nts too

And X Factor winner Matt Cardle, for taking over much of my fb newsfeed of late. grrrr.

cunt

Kevin McCloud! King of cunts.

Geno wrote: Kevin McCloud! King of cunts.

na he's alright.

this chap however:

is a good reason to legalise 'hobbling'.

I don't know who either of them are.

Do I win £40?

Chris Evans. I know hes a DJ these days (Cunt Off The Radio I Hate) but he pops up every now and then on telly to remind me hes a twat.

The old "Im Chris Evans And Im Everyones Mate" doesnt wash with me.

Cunt.

James Corden Tim Lovejoy Vernon Kay Every fucking single shite factor presenter and artiste (ha, has ever a word been so misused) Every We Buy any Bastard Car ad Piers smugcunttwatfeatures Morgan Danny Dyer (though technically he'd be a caaahnt) Eamon Holmes (scumcunt) Dom Littlewood

Ultraviolent wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Gordon Ramsey.

i think he's fantastic. scares the shit out of me, but fantastic nonetheless.

cat deeley is big over here now, hosting 'so you think you can dance.' she's rather annoying.

You would though.... if only she had more tit!

considering that i'm a straight female...no, i wouldn't, actually.

the most annoying person on TV, however, is david caruso from CSI:Miami. horatio caine, in other words. jackass.

also that right-wing nutcase elizabeth hasselbeck from "The View."

Basically the whole CNN newsteam. And that annoying idiot who hosts the "so bad its good" most haunted live halloween broadcast on Travel Channel.

Dale Winton Alan Shrearer

michael preda wrote: Basically the whole CNN newsteam. And that annoying idiot who hosts the "so bad its good" most haunted live halloween broadcast on Travel Channel.

the WORST person on the travel channel has to be samantha brown. she gives me hives every time i see her on the telly.

KATIE Fookin' PRICE aka JORDAN aka "I'm going for a shit,where's camera 2"

Hate her with a passion.

Seriously lost interest in all things technical...........including telly.......but excluding guitar and all musical noise making accessories about 18 months ago. I do listen to friends and aquantancies,family members, and clients I meet daily on my travels.....Don't always agree with what they have to say but I gotta respect it maaaaannn........surely , communication between human beings in a face to face format is the way forward??????/.............and locally........unless of course .....you are communicating via internet forum thingies............???????

Anyway............up yer arse..........

Looks like there's going to be two cunts off the telly with a bit of luck. Suppose Richard Keys can let the body hair grow and do a good chimp impression, not sure Andy Gray is good for anything.

James Thomas wrote: not sure Andy Gray is good for anything.

A punchbag.