Cunts Off The Telly You Hate

I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody. Alex Zane. Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

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Any presenter of programmes about houses and the property ladder etc blah blah blah .And any presenter of programmes about house decorating/DIY.Fuck off

I would of said all the GMTV team once but strangely i've warmed to them a bit more of late

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.

Aye i know who yer mean.Straight off the production line he is.

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.Alex Zane.Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

Can't top those three, G-Man. They are truly Premier Cunts.

Lorne Spicer off Cash in the Attic. Being hung drawn and quartered isnt harsh enough.

That cunt who's on GMTV every morning talking about the upcoming night's TV viewing.Their resident TV critic.Couldn't let the GMTV team off completely on this thread and that cunt takes the bullet

Russell Brand, if anyone needed cattle prodding, hustled into the back of a transit van, whisked off to an isolated farm to be subject to physical abuse to secure meaningless information on grounds of national security it that cunt.

Chris Nash wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: I'll start....

Welsh cunt off T4. Steve somebody.Alex Zane.Alexa Chung. Though I obviously 'would'.

These three along with a few other C4/E4/T4 drones have all adopted this affected TV persona where they behave like these all-knowing, too-cool-for-school and just-a-little-bit-wacky ARSEHOLES attempting to faze whichever shite boy/girl band they're quizzing at the time. Did, however, spectacularly blow up in the face of "Welsh Cunt Off T4" when he tried his act on Ian Brown and nearly got battered.

Please list any cunts off the telly that you hate below. Thanks.

Can't top those three, G-Man. They are truly Premier Cunts.

Those red and white striped chaps - new bunch of Premier Cunts. Might actually see them on TV in the autumn...

Just fucking clobber him, Sam!!

Amazed no-ones mentioned him yet, but Noel 'Lets stick a bloke in a metal box and drop him from a crane' Edmonds.

Did you see the cunt the other day, dressed as a fuckin pirate? Utter utter cunt. Sits on the throne of TV show host cuntdom, and looks down on all those other cunts trying to reach his level, while releasing relaxing bollocks tapes of whale noises. Cunt.

Jeremy Beadle was a close second, but he's dead now.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Jamie Fucking Oliver...

How often is Jamie Oliver on in America then?

Right,

Ian fucking Wright. Gordon Ramsey. Delia Smith. Gary Lineker Gabby Logan and anyone who does Inside sport with her. Alan Shearer. Clive Tyldsley Jamie Redknapp Russell Brand Andy Townsend Robbie Earle Zane Lowe

I guess it's useless to mention the german guys that annoy me here. But I'll do...

Thomas Gottschalk

Dirk Bach

And of course Florian Silbereisen, host of the Volksmusik-Show :barf:

CNN's International Correspondent, Christiane Amanpour... can't stand her. I've witnessed events that she later 'reported' on, and she loves to makes things sound harder and more difficult to get the news to you, as if she's a great savior working so hard to get the 'truth' to you... embellishment is her forte'... she tries REALLY hard to be the next Walter Cronquite.....

Bere wrote: And of course Florian Silbereisen, host of the Volksmusik-Show :barf:

That guy looks like an Ubercunt

Burt Reynolds wrote: Amazed no-ones mentioned him yet, but Noel 'Lets stick a bloke in a metal box and drop him from a crane' Edmonds.

Did you see the cunt the other day, dressed as a fuckin pirate? Utter utter cunt. Sits on the throne of TV show host cuntdom, and looks down on all those other cunts trying to reach his level, while releasing relaxing bollocks tapes of whale noises. Cunt.

Jeremy Beadle was a close second, but he's dead now.

Can't top either of those - complete and utter cunts... :)

Chris Nash wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Just fucking clobber him, Sam!!

Sam knows I'm only joking:

'Hey, Chris, what's red, and holds it's nuts crying?' 'Don't know. What?'

Now I know...

Anyway....people I hate on tv...

Kerry Katona in those Iceland ads. Paul O'Grady. All of the GMTV presenters. Rob McElwee, the BBC weather forecaster.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Jamie Fucking Oliver...

How often is Jamie Oliver on in America then?

Right,

Ian fucking Wright. Tick Gordon Ramsey. Sometimes a Tick Delia Smith. TickGary Lineker Harmless Gabby Logan and anyone who does Inside sport with her. What?? I'd do inside sport with her Alan Shearer. Clive Tyldsley Who? Jamie Redknapp Tick Russell Brand Tick Andy Townsend Tick Robbie Earle Zane Lowe Tick

Most of my contempt goes for those presenters who only have a very high paying job because Mummy or Daddy got them there. The worst has to be Mark Durden-Smith son of Judith Chalmers.

Charlie off BIG BROTHER. She obviously gets on peoples tits. People bottle her in clubs. So why does BBC,and Channel 4 still pay her to be on TV?

For obvious reasons, I'm glad to see two of the most predictable nominees are absent from this list.... so far.

from experience I'd wholeheartedly agree with the denouncements of: Noel "I'm off to make TV history now...!" The bitter and twisted fruit O'Grady (not so) Smillie there's probably more but I have to feed the kids...

however, Beadle was a very good sort and Russell Brand is far less annoying and much more interesting when he's not in performance mode.

rachael ray