Cunts Off The Telly You Hate
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Animadversion wrote: rachael ray
...or pretty much anybody on the Food Network here from the last couple of years. I'd still take reruns of the Japanese Iron Chef over having to endure Ray or Guy Fieri anymore.....
Sorry to be obvious but... Simon bloody Cowell. Why doesn't he just clear off and leave us all alone?
Dont watch the box much. but:
Duncan Banatyne Carol Vorderman Justin Lee Collins Anyone on the news, especially that business correspondent on BBC The Apprentice Richard Hammond
Gordon Brown Edd Balls Yvette Cooper
in fact all the fake concern career politicians that litter Labour
ive never liked amanda holden much.to put it mildly.
was a wannabe on blind date years ago.now she got a top tv slot with 'britains got talent'
yes but she fucking hasn't 
guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.
Animadversion wrote: guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.
I couldn't eat a thing produce by a slimey lookin cunt like him up there. Likewise F*in Delia.
She's a werid fish, either her minge is all dried up, scabbed over and left with only a peehole open, or she's some really fucked up dominatrix, I never decided (mainly because some sort of safety circuit in my brain cuts in with "that's quite enough of that sort of thinking, oh look, a pretty bird in the sky".
That bloke off 'Torchwood' whatever you call it, is it John Barrie ?? The gay bloke who's on the BBC at the mo trying to find a girl for some musical ? I don't mind people being gay, thats upto them, but EVERY time I see the fucker interviewd he's pushing the gay thing all the time.....for instance, on Jonathan Ross show the other night, he had'nt even sat on the couch when he made a refernece to his ring not going on Andrew Lloyd Webber's finger .... CUNT !!
I switched it off !!
Rant over 
EDIT: Its John Barrowman (what a name 
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Doctor? wrote:
Animadversion wrote: guy fieri doesnt bother me as much as ray. i've learned to pay more attention to the food than the host. bout damn time.
I couldn't eat a thing produce by a slimey lookin cunt like him up there. Likewise F*in Delia.
She's a werid fish, either her minge is all dried up, scabbed over and left with only a peehole open, or she's some really fucked up dominatrix, I never decided (mainly because some sort of safety circuit in my brain cuts in with "that's quite enough of that sort of thinking, oh look, a pretty bird in the sky".
pills pushing you over the deep end? they tend to do that....
Surprised nobody mentioned Piers Morgan. What would be the consensus on him? Actually I quite like him though
Have I mentione JAMES FUCKING COCK ALLEN?
Oh dear universe, why oh why does he have to destroy every Grand Prix for me by telling about what Lewis's latest shag had on last night, while the yellow flag light is on and nobody knows why, and for......fuck it I could go on all day. But there is one report I'd like to see him do fot ITV before F1 goes home to the beeb......."ok folks, let's see what happens when a Grand Prix car on full chat hits an unprotected human being......naturally for safety's sake the car is under control from a laptop in the pitlane"
Liam reckons this geezer Croft is great, seems he will be the BBC anchor commentator, but it seems no Martin Brundle any more.
PS AA....nope, that one was from the heart :D
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Doctor? wrote:
Liam reckons this geezer Croft is great, seems he will be the BBC anchor commentator, but it seems no Martin Brundle any more.
Eh? Everyone in the media seems to believe that the BBC will offer Brundle whatever he wants. he's widely acknowledged as the best analyist in the business (not sure about that but he is up there, and he's in a league of his own as far as ITV sport is concerned).
David Croft is the man but I think he'll stay on the Radio, and its a shoot out between keeping James Allen and Jonathan Legard for the TV job. They could go for some obscure SKy commentator, like guy who does A-1 (and what a joke that is).
I'm confident Brundle will be part of the BBC team though.
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Twats are part of the problem with this burnt-out shell of a once great nation. Should be taken out to the streets, placed on the rack, drawn & quartered. Then I laugh, and possibly get some Taco Bell.
They are too many to mention. If I had to write all their names, it would look like a telephone diary...
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: [black]GOK WAN[/black]
Agreed....
Also Ross Kemp. He keeps doing all these radio adverts and sounding uppity and posh. I don't care whether he is really posh, he should do them in his 'Grant Mitchell' voice, and stop pretending to be a toff.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: [black]GOK WAN[/black]
an anagram for 'go wank' for anyone who hadn't spotted that.
(i hadn't, and nearly snotted laughing on the person who pointed it out. i'm easily amused.)
Shane Richie...always hated the twat even before the dreaded East Enders, I'd like to bash he's head in with a big hammer
Where to begin?
Nicky Campbell. Despicable wee shite......Though I'd say he's more of a wanker than a cunt.
Ainsley Harriott from Cant Cook Wont Cook.....Mr Motivator of the culinary world. Cunt.
That wee ginger bird that dances, cannae mind her name, but she must be pals with Wayne Sleep......both a pair of talentless cunts.
The young lad that hosts MOTD at night......Jake? I mean Ray Stubbs is a bit of a dick and Adrian Childs or whatever his name arenae much better, but an old Childrens TV presenter doing footy? FUCK OFF YOU BAWBAG.
English Football Commentators. Yer not there so fucking shut up about how England "may have" done. Oh, and add Harry Redknapp to that list, after the Sweden win....."half of them played in the premiership and weren't good enough" MAYBE NOT HARRY, BUT THEY PLAY AS A TEAM AND QUALIFIED. YA CONDESCENDING CUNTY CUNT!
That'll do fer now.
Uncle Liam wrote: Gordon Ramsey.
i think he's fantastic. scares the shit out of me, but fantastic nonetheless.
cat deeley is big over here now, hosting 'so you think you can dance.' she's rather annoying.
AgentWood wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Gordon Ramsey.
i think he's fantastic. scares the shit out of me, but fantastic nonetheless.
cat deeley is big over here now, hosting 'so you think you can dance.' she's rather annoying.
You would though.... if only she had more tit!
