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The song I have always hated was The Hollies "He ain't heavy" , I have to turn it off or leave the room if it comes on. It gives me a bad headache.
Having been listening to the radio this week , I think I might have a new contender in The Fratellis "Mistress Mable". Personally it's the shitest song ive heard in decades!
Does anyone else feel ill hearing certain songs? 
There's about a tonne of them, and I'll probably add and add to this post. But anything by the The Fratellis, Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling, The Hoosiers, One Night Only, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
The Enemy, though. I don't mind em, despite ripping off the Jam, a lot.
The Enemy, though. I don't mind em, despite ripping off the Jam, a lot.
Awful band- depressed me at the Manc v Cancer show
Burt Reynolds wrote: There's about a tonne of them, and I'll probably add and add to this post. But anything by the, Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling, The Hoosiers, One Night Only, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
is it any wonder why haven't heard of any of those then?
HONEY by Bobby Goldsboro (?)
What an utter load of shite! That's a song that makes me want to rip the innards out of whatever radio is playing it.
plus, when I worked in a burger joint back in the 80's, it was on the Juke Box & some bastards use to actually play it! This kind of shit never leaves you
I used to clean aircraft and someone always used to play the same song whenever we went onboard a particular airline's.
Can't remember what it's called, it starts dum de dum der dum was a hot afternoon, sometime in June and is basically a song about a young boy tupping an old lady on a beach.
It's utter shit 
Even REM hate Shiny Happy People.
This thread comes up every couple of months, and my answer is alwasy the same. Jump Around.
You'll never Walk Alone comes second. Followed by Ferry Across The Mersey.
Anything sung by A-Ha.
And this "San Francisco" (flowers in her hair) song (whoever sung that).
Burt Reynolds wrote: There's about a tonne of them, and I'll probably add and add to this post. But anything by the The Fratellis, Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling, The Hoosiers, One Night Only, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
Agree re The Fratellis , Pigeon Detectives , The Feeling , The HoOsiers.Not sure who Get Cape , Wear Cape are so can't comment on them.Scouting For Girls i wouldn't say i like but they don't give me a headache or have me scrambling for the off switch or volume button .
What an odd bit of moderating that was, Mike.I've deleted the bit you changed.No doubt you'll change it back and probably change this post too.Child
It was probably too witty and funny for you and you got jealous.You really should see someone about your compettitive streak sometime.You'll make yourself ill.
Buggles - video Star anything by Presidents Of The United States Was Not Was - Walk The Dinosaur
Uncle Liam wrote:
You'll never Walk Alone comes second.
Awful song!! Worst football song ever!! No idea why it makes all the chavs/neds hold there scarves up? 
Aye, you'll never walk alone. Except when you get in trouble with the law abroad, then you're on your own.
Or when we all storm into the ground with fake tickets leaving fans with genuine tickets stuck outside.
NO Regret wrote: Was Not Was - Walk The Dinosaur
It makes me recall partying when i was a kid 
Uncle Liam wrote: Jump Around.
You, me and everyone else who was ever a student in Manchester, I'll bet.
I see fucking upper-class twats jumping around and making pistol shapes in the air each time I hear it.
Edit: my washing machine reminds me of the intro each time I turn it on.
Have you ever put floor cleaner in your washing machine?
The thing with jump around, is that the guy who is "rapping" is clearly an idiot.
"Pack it Up, pack it in, Let Me Begin" Unaware of the fact, that with the start of that sentence, he already has begun.
Twat.
Liam's on form today - that's at twice he's made me laugh out loud.
Pretending to be Amy Whinehouse was a fucking classic, Liam. That will have me laughing for days.
Uncle Liam wrote: Have you ever put floor cleaner in your washing machine?
The thing with jump around, is that the guy who is "rapping" is clearly an idiot.
"Pack it Up, pack it in, Let Me Begin" Unaware of the fact, that with the start of that sentence, he already has begun.
Twat.
Nothing wrong with New York / Oirish wannabe white rap music. Actually the singer in the video had a Celtic shirt on - the cock!!
that celine dion song from titantic or mexico by jimmy buffett or is it by James Taylor? on that note you can include anything by James taylor.
Biginoil wrote: I used to clean aircraft and someone always used to play the same song whenever we went onboard a particular airline's.
Can't remember what it's called, it starts dum de dum der dum was a hot afternoon, sometime in June and is basically a song about a young boy tupping an old lady on a beach.
It's utter shit
BOBBY GOLDSBORO - SUMMER(THE FIRST TIME) 1976......i was THAT boy.
johnny wrote: What an odd bit of moderating that was, Mike.I've deleted the bit you changed.No doubt you'll change it back and probably change this post too.Child
It was probably too witty and funny for you and you got jealous.You really should see someone about your compettitive streak sometime.You'll make yourself ill.
FCUK's SAKE -did MIKE burn your SHED down JOHNNY?:D
And MIKE-stop GLOATING about beating me at DRAUGHTS.
Yes Mick, maybe Mike and me should call a truce on this ongoing feud. I did feel a tang that i had been a bit 'arsh when he popped up on the Glasgow DVD tonight.As Jack Nicholson once said " Maybe we all should just... get along..." before the Martians zapped him to ashes.
EdelBrock wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: There's about a tonne of them, and I'll probably add and add to this post. But anything by the, Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling, The Hoosiers, One Night Only, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
is it any wonder why haven't heard of any of those then?
Seconded, thirded and agreed.
I've seen Get Cape, Wear Cape...so Edel and Transgendered Small Town Order...you are both wrong!!!
Biginoil wrote: I used to clean aircraft and someone always used to play the same song whenever we went onboard a particular airline's.
Can't remember what it's called, it starts dum de dum der dum was a hot afternoon, sometime in June and is basically a song about a young boy tupping an old lady on a beach.
It's utter shit
Ahh that'll be Bobby Goldsboro "Summer of '63 (or 69?)"
Just can't get to like Scouting For Girls,they all sound the bloody same. Also the bloody song by THE FRAY. Depressing lazy voice! Julie laughs "But you like Joy Division.." :angry2:
Burt Reynolds wrote: There's about a tonne of them, and I'll probably add and add to this post. But anything by the The Fratellis, Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, The Feeling, The Hoosiers, One Night Only, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly.
The Enemy, though. I don't mind em, despite ripping off the Jam, a lot.
I actually dont mind The Hoosiers. Theyre a bit of light relief after listening to more intense stuff. They songs are very camp, quirky, catchy and play a nice homage to the 80's. At least they got a bit of personality and stage presence. Although I admit the singer has the most unrock n roll name going and is even shorter than Barney.
I hate miserable bands that take themselves too seriously. Thats why I like New Order.
Dodjem wrote: Tina Turner - Simply the best
agreed ....... always brings the worst out in folks
from current "artists" 
it'd be anything by the incontinent Fergie, who was once a man I believe.
owt by the pigeon shitectives, fratellies and of late the view 
oh and the enemy want a slap!
Bere wrote: And this "San Francisco" (flowers in her hair) song (whoever sung that).
was Scott Mckenzie although the version I always remember (ad nausium) is by the Mamas & Papas - who's children became part of WilsonPhilips - just another reason to hate them!
MONTY wrote:
Biginoil wrote: I used to clean aircraft and someone always used to play the same song whenever we went onboard a particular airline's.
Can't remember what it's called, it starts dum de dum der dum was a hot afternoon, sometime in June and is basically a song about a young boy tupping an old lady on a beach.
It's utter shit
Ahh that'll be Bobby Goldsboro "Summer of '63 (or 69?)"
its called Summer (The First Time) & its total shite
and yes thats Bobby Goldsboro - the same f-er who brought us Honey - did I mention I HATE that crap 
and now i'll have to go to bed with this streaming around my brain - i'm gonna have nightmares
Ger Boy wrote: The song I have always hated was The Hollies "He ain't heavy" , I have to turn it off or leave the room if it comes on. It gives me a bad headache.
Having been listening to the radio this week , I think I might have a new contender in The Fratellis "Mistress Mable". Personally it's the shitest song ive heard in decades!
Does anyone else feel ill hearing certain songs?
I hate that Hollies song, everytime I listen to it, the image conjures up of the lead singer, acting like a right ponce
About Mistress Mable, its so repetitive, its annoying
You're Beautiful by James Blunt and Hey there Delihah (or something like that) by Plain White T's.
There's a whole slew of songs I can't fucking stand, a good many mentioned on this thread, so I won't go on repeating the whole lot...
I will say, however, "Jump Around" truly is a load of shite.
"Fools Gold" by the Stone Roses.
Probably the most overrated tune ever. If "tune" is what you could honestly call it - it's just a bassline and empty wah wah groove and it's so unoriginal it hurts. Like the boys decided that they should invent funk / groove overnight - and so many suckers fell for that. Let's get one thing straight shall we? The Stone Roses categorically did NOT invent "white boys who do funk", and just cos Reni can knock off a sub-James Brown drum lick does not automatically guarantee this song deserves the elevation to legendary status that has been so ill-bestowed upon it. Fuck off! The song is a load of cack!
Now before irate Roses fans start camping outside my house demanding my head be taken off and impaled on a ten foot high railing spike and paraded round the streets of Manchester accompanied by a cavalcade of massed bongo-bashing and baboon impressions, let me just make one thing clear - I love the Stone Roses first album and all of the singles that preceded "Fools Gold". For example, the likes of "Elephant Stone" and "Mersey Paradise" dump liberally all over "Fools Gold" from a great height. Even that rather iffy experimental b-side "Full Fathom Five" was actually a lot more original than this most overrated of Roses songs. At least it made me sit up and say "...what the fuck is that??" rather than stifle a load of yawns......
Okay, that's your favourite musicologist clocking out for the moment, until next time!
:p 
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Now before irate Roses fans start camping outside my house demanding my head be taken off and impaled on a ten foot high railing spike and paraded round the streets of Manchester accompanied by a cavalcade of massed bongo-bashing and baboon impressions, let me just make one thing clear - I love the Stone Roses first album and all ..
Pissin meself laughin at that bit , By Eck 
That fuckin Sam Sparro hit that's been hanging round the airwaves for the last 4 months.Black & Gold is it called? What gets me is how the DJs hype up how "great" it is every time they play it >They're obviously getting a wad from the twat Sparro's record company to say that each time.No other song this year has had me frantically scrambling to change the station or the off switch like that overrated crap.Utter cack
Let's cut to the chase shall we? How on EARTH can somebody with a name like Sam Sparro be even taken seriously? let alone be so successful? With a name like THAT?????? Fuck me, is this guy a big Spingwatch fan or summat? (well, I know I am, but I don't labour under such a dodgy pseudonym......arf!) Maybe he should just cut the crap and call himself Tony Tit instead. Tossbucket!
got to have been posted before but "Everything I do" Brian Adams.. and Wet Wet Wet (bollocks) "Love Is All Around"
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: "Fools Gold" by the Stone Roses.
Probably the most overrated tune ever. If "tune" is what you could honestly call it - it's just a bassline and empty wah wah groove and it's so unoriginal it hurts. Like the boys decided that they should invent funk / groove overnight - and so many suckers fell for that. Let's get one thing straight shall we? The Stone Roses categorically did NOT invent "white boys who do funk", and just cos Reni can knock off a sub-James Brown drum lick does not automatically guarantee this song deserves the elevation to legendary status that has been so ill-bestowed upon it. Fuck off! The song is a load of cack!
Now before irate Roses fans start camping outside my house demanding my head be taken off and impaled on a ten foot high railing spike and paraded round the streets of Manchester accompanied by a cavalcade of massed bongo-bashing and baboon impressions, let me just make one thing clear - I love the Stone Roses first album and all of the singles that preceded "Fools Gold". For example, the likes of "Elephant Stone" and "Mersey Paradise" dump liberally all over "Fools Gold" from a great height. Even that rather iffy experimental b-side "Full Fathom Five" was actually a lot more original than this most overrated of Roses songs. At least it made me sit up and say "...what the fuck is that??" rather than stifle a load of yawns......
Okay, that's your favourite musicologist clocking out for the moment, until next time!
Oh god absolutely. I thought it was just me. Its just so unrepresentative of the rest of their brilliant (but limited) back catalogue.
Otherwise, Red Hot Chilli Peppers consistently manage to produce the same hackeneyed, nauseating stadium cock rock bollocks that always appeals to those that refer to each other as 'dude'
Toploader - Dancing In the Moonlight. I hate that Sideshow Bob looka like fucker.
What a shite song and shite band
Ger Boy wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Have you ever put floor cleaner in your washing machine?
The thing with jump around, is that the guy who is "rapping" is clearly an idiot.
"Pack it Up, pack it in, Let Me Begin" Unaware of the fact, that with the start of that sentence, he already has begun.
Twat.
Nothing wrong with New York / Oirish wannabe white rap music. Actually the singer in the video had a Celtic shirt on - the cock!!
I don't mean to be technical over a stupic song, but the "Celtic" shirt he's wearing is a "Celtics" jersey -- for the Boston basketball team, not the soccer/football team in the UK. The group was from Boston, not New York, hence all of the Irish pride paraphanalia. South Boston has a high percentage of Irish Americans and the parade footage in the video looks like it was taken from Southie's annual St. Patrick's Day parade.
