Catherine Tate in Dr Who

She's annoyed me a WHOLE lot less that I thought she would. But I've not warmed to her at all.

I think Freema's been the best companion so far (not counting SJS and her dog in their brief appearance)

Last episode was fine by me, however, it's the sort of sideways story that's probably best treated as an audioplay or novel. I'm not sure it's right for a mainstream who watching audience, indeed your comments somewhat attest to this.

There seemed a deliberate strategy, the previous episode (which I seem to be the only bugger who liked), was 100% Doctor, and Doctor's witts.

Still fuck all that. It's 'stermininatin' time!!!!!!! AND, we get absolutely every bugger in it, Rose, Martha, Donna, SJS(+dog?),Jack....Even fuckin Missy Jem's in it.[1SPOILER]

The second season of Torchwood's been a billion times better than the first. But I must, as a total fangeek, confess that I'm REALLY looking forward to Missy Gwen Cooper meeting the Doc (assuming it happens).

[1] and something that looks an awful lot like a "man" in a Dalek base "wheelchair". I'd like to see the old cunt again, but only if they don't depend on him in every single story, cos it makes the daleks into a bunch of stooges instead of the total cunts they ought to be.

Most of my enjoyment of Dr Who stems from the fact that it's something we can sit down and enjoy as a family.

I agree totally with Jarvo's comments about Tate - on more than one occasion I've added a 'BOVVERED!' to the end of her dialogue for her.

As for Billie, I think I read that she had problems 'remembering Rose's accent' which explains her facial contortions.

Still, as Steve says, the finale should be good - what with Dave Ross (creator of the Daleks, innit peeps) making a comeback...

I heartily reccomend "I Dave Ross" by Big Finish Productions.

Basically a life story from his teens until the moment when the first Mk ONE travel machine has it's occupant installed.

Terry Malloy is so good, it's like he's channeling Michael Wisher in his darker moments.

Supposedly they've got Ben Kingsley? (made a good Hood in that rape of Thunderbirds the Jesuslanders perpetrated)

Having said that, I've read elsewhere that it's not "Dave" at all.

Doctor? wrote: There seemed a deliberate strategy, the previous episode (which I seem to be the only bugger who liked), was 100% Doctor, and Doctor's witts.

Best episode this series for me. Never mind the low budget, that rarely stopped the old Who.

Tate was alright on Saturday but still not good enough as a drama actress. Bernard Cribbins outacted everyone else once again anyway.

Davros I'm looking forward to though. If they get his appearance as close to Genesis of the Daleks as possible everything should be alright.

Bothered?

Doctor? wrote:

Having said that, I've read elsewhere that it's not "Dave" at all.

Heeeeeeere's Dave...

Doctor? wrote: She's annoyed me a WHOLE lot less that I thought she would. But I've not warmed to her at all.

I think Freema's been the best companion so far (not counting SJS and her dog in their brief appearance)

Last episode was fine by me, however, it's the sort of sideways story that's probably best treated as an audioplay or novel. I'm not sure it's right for a mainstream who watching audience, indeed your comments somewhat attest to this.

There seemed a deliberate strategy, the previous episode (which I seem to be the only bugger who liked), was 100% Doctor, and Doctor's witts.

Still fuck all that. It's 'stermininatin' time!!!!!!! AND, we get absolutely every bugger in it, Rose, Martha, Donna, SJS(+dog?),Jack....Even fuckin Missy Jem's in it.[1SPOILER]

The second season of Torchwood's been a billion times better than the first. But I must, as a total fangeek, confess that I'm REALLY looking forward to Missy Gwen Cooper meeting the Doc (assuming it happens).

[1] and something that looks an awful lot like a "man" in a Dalek base "wheelchair". I'd like to see the old cunt again, but only if they don't depend on him in every single story, cos it makes the daleks into a bunch of stooges instead of the total cunts they ought to be.

Agreed on all counts.... should I be worried about that??

Yes Mrs M, you should be cackin them really;)

The link OB put up is broke, so I looked on the tube. Didn't have the guts to watch a spoiler, but I did find this.

But strong with the one bollocked bavarian at the start, but then Davros does make adolf look like a gentle caring soul.

I love the "destiny never happened" attitude of this montage. Wisher and Malloy are the only Davrae (Davri?).

I meant to say, the thing that REALLY annoys me about the current incarnation of the show is this Earth fixation. There's a whole fucking universe of time and space, and they keep basing stories on Earth. Yawn.

Want proper Dr....fly to planet, find problem, sort problem, leave....very often with Humans as the bad guys.

Only really been this season where they've had more than one off Earth ep.

Also, one to muse over......

One of the now deceased Cult of Skaro, was called Jast. Rose's ma was called..... Jacqualine Andrea Suzette Tyler

co-incidence?

Doctor? wrote:

One of the now deceased Cult of Skaro, was called Jast.

They're not deceased, they're just in the void! :p

there's always thematic strands across the series and this time the doctor has said on more than one occasion "nobody dies" and he's pulled characters back from being dead: his daughter, his wife(?) and so, I think that al's wish will be coming true inverting that strand he's going to find that he can't save everyone and who's going to be the one to die most noble-y?

new companion candidates please.... carey mulligan (sally sparrow) for me

yeah, and what ish up with billie'sh teeth? the whole family thought she had a falshe shet in - I don't remember her having a shpeech impediment before

So, if they have a child, then the kid will grow up knowing his dad is the Doctor, his mum is the Doctor’s daughter, his grandfather was also the Doctor and his grandmother, Sandra Dickinson, was Trillian.

I think the resulting child might just like sci-fi...

Peter Davidson married trillian?

(Oh well, I suppose Romana did marry Richard Dawkins)

I can't figure out why his daughter would regenerate, as far as has been mentioned in the series, books and plays, regeneration is not soley a genetic thing, but dependent upon large amounts of Artron energy, and she never even entered the TARDIS.

Pretty obvious set up for a spinoff wasn't it, the end of that episode. The Beeb need to calm down on the milking of Dr Who! Torchwood is good, but it having it's own analysis show (and TWO for Dr Who), is just fucking annoying. It would be less so if they weren't shown right after the show itself. Looks like The Apprentice has been blighted with this too.

Sally Sparrow? The chick from Blink? I liked her, she'd defo do.

There is something more going on with Donna, from things the Dr says, she's "important". I would not be surprised if she "dies" by being the actual solution to a problem, as if she were destined for it. I'd also not be surprised if she turns out to be a Dalek creation.

Isn't Martha meant to be back though? Not only was she the least annoying in the show's return, she beats every assistant (barring Ace...who I hated at the time, but, particularly through audioplays, I have come to adore), since Romana V2.0 stopped off in E-space to help the Tharills.

Still the highlight of the entire "new" who, HAS to be that septic givin his best Hollywood sepotard cheese speech to a Dalek.

"so, what do you say, Dalek?"

ROFLMFAO

Funny enough, after reading Al's post, I watched last week's again, and she BOVVERED me a great deal, I think that being reminded that she was in fact Catherine, not all THAT funny Tate coloured my view. She does do a fucking fabulous Belfast accent though, which seems to be a very hard one for Engerlanders to get right.

TWATTO: Sek mutated and got Exterminated, Jast and Thay also got the chop, leaving only Karn, who fucked off rather than accept the Dr's help.

I would not be surprised if it was he who looked "daddy" up. He would then use him to build a new Dalek race, and then exterminate him again, not really all THAT bright for an evil genius ;)

BTW, in that "I, Davros", he quotes a line in the ancient Dal[1] tounge which is something like (only heard, not read) "an lek uud cun da lek", which he translates as "and men shall become supermen", so Dalek means "superman", or more truthfully "Ubermensch".

[1] In the original "the daleks" the Thaals refer to a war between they and "the dal", who hid in their city and built suits of battle armour to live in, this is also mentioned in early comic strips. They rationalise this in cannon, by saying that Genesis is the truth, and that the Thaals were relying on a garbled verbal history. In I,Davros, it is explained that there were several races on Skaro, much like current Earth, and that all are "now" gone save the Kaled and Thaals. The Dal were one of the first to become extinct.

Sorry about the duff link Steve, it was working - and was just a very quick clip from last Saturday's Confidential showing a very shadowy Dave with Russell T Davis getting all gushy saying how "brilliant" it was to have an arch-enemy returning.

Anyway. it's old news now - BBC1 are showing a trailer now where you see a hand and hear his voice. It's also online HERE if you haven't seen it.

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

Cheers

(I don't really watch TV in between Dr and F1, so never see trailers).

Feel bad for watching it, I've religously avoided all spoliers for the entire new run of the show, even avoided the leak of "Rose" like it was a virus.

Why do people compain that Iplayer only works in IE in Windows? I'm watching using Opera in Linux. Pussies!

The general Whovian consensus seems to be 'she's nowhere near as bad as expected, in fact she's actually quite refreshing'.

Freema was a major let down; little more than a Billie clone wrapped in leather jackets that left everything to the imagination!

El Jarvo wrote:

Facsimile wrote: he's pulled characters back from being dead: his daughter, his wife(?)

And that she actually happens to be the 'real-life' daughter of a former doctor, Peter Davison!

'midnight' was directed by alice troughton (daughter-in-law of the second doctor) and featured david troughton (her hubby, and paddy's son).

they're obviously giving little nods to the heritage.

i thought i was going to loathe catherine tate but actually i quite like her. i was getting sick - sick i tell you - of those simpering girlies gazing up at DT with doe eyes. he's MINE. well, mine and mrs m's. we're going to rotate him with the master. rrrrrrrrr.

DigitalWaters wrote: The general Whovian consensus seems to be 'she's nowhere near as bad as expected, in fact she's actually quite refreshing'.

Freema was a major let down; little more than a Billie clone wrapped in leather jackets that left everything to the imagination!

See, I always preferred companions who were more on the Dr's wavelength, rather than the stupid apes. SO Rose and Donna are utterly inferior to Martha to me. And they're all fucktards measured against Romana.

Errrrrm Miss Nora.....there is only one true Master(and you will obey him), and Roger Delgado's been worm food for 30 years :(

ooooooh just the thought of the master (master no six/mister saxon - didya like that, cambo?) doing his 'you WILL obey me' line is really very knee-weakening indeed...

come on, you know that despite (because of?) the hamminess JS is worthy of the title, if only for the accurate usage of 'decimate'.

or did all the homoeroticism make you feel uncomfortable about your sexuality? HMMM?

Hav'nt seen any of them from this series yet what with one thing and another..So downloaded episodes 1-10 from piratebay.

So I plan to don my Tardis underpants and vest set,cabin-up,and have a Whoathon with that lot sometime soon.Tonight maybe.I'm a fan.

I bet Cathrine Tate gets right on my tits,in this mind. Also downloaded The Five Doctors..Which I will have seen in the dim and distant past,most prob.

Top 5 Whomeisters

1 Tennent 2 Macoy 3 Ecclestone

I'm right off Tom Baker,yet he was THEE Doctor non parallel when was a nipper..Strangely,I view him as a bit of a wanker when seeing those episodes now.

bloodynora wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Facsimile wrote: he's pulled characters back from being dead: his daughter, his wife(?)

And that she actually happens to be the 'real-life' daughter of a former doctor, Peter Davison!

'midnight' was directed by alice troughton (daughter-in-law of the second doctor) and featured david troughton (her hubby, and paddy's son).

they're obviously giving little nods to the heritage.

i thought i was going to loathe catherine tate but actually i quite like her. i was getting sick - sick i tell you - of those simpering girlies gazing up at DT with doe eyes. he's MINE. well, mine and mrs m's. we're going to rotate him with the master. rrrrrrrrr.

Dear gods woman... you have a wicked wicked mind.. I love it ;) can I have the Master first pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

oh go on then. and just when i'd got all swoony over his masterful ways and decided you could have the doctor to yourself.

(cue dreadful puns on laser/sonic screwdrivers...)

So we're defo not talking about Derek Jacobi then, OK ;) (JS was a great Master, but as Michael Wisher is Davros, so the one true master IS Roger D)

bloodynora wrote: oh go on then. and just when i'd got all swoony over his masterful ways and decided you could have the doctor to yourself.

(cue dreadful puns on laser/sonic screwdrivers...)

Go on then.. if you want him you have him.... I can settle with the doctor, I suppose..... I did quite like the masters ring tho... (no pun intended ;) )

lordy, saturday's ep was a bit good, wasn't it?!

and dempsey was in it! and dickie dawkins!

loved rose doing her nose-out-of-joint bit. nice to see a snatch of the old rose tyler (oo-er) instead of the ripley-esque character all these ex-companions seem to turn into...

so who's the most faithful among them then? and is our dave's time really up?

(oooh, and was there any in-joke significance of SJS's reg, cambo? a little linger on that close up, i thought. like a big geek.)

I think "most faithful" implies SJS (or Jack). And Sarah is looking a bit dead based on where the ep ended.

I wondered about the number plate too, must look into it further.

I can't figure the re-generation thing......

Either........ A. The beeb have pulled a lightning speed fast one, and he really IS about to become someone else. All the stuff about Dave playing the Dr in the few specials next year could be bluff. or B. He's going to partially re-generate, back into himself (possibly because they are "out of sync" with real time).

Scared of this thread now, some wanker might post spoilage!

Nice to see Daleks still being proper wankers, even though Davros is about.

Davros may be an ugly cunt,but it's the personality that counts.

Boatraceface wrote: Davros may be an ugly cunt,but it's the personality that counts.

So true, any woman will tell you it's the sense of humour that wins every time, and Dav's a fuckin riot.

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, a single Dalek is still an army and can exterminate conquer and destroy an entire planet with NO LIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!

See.

Mrs Dav must be the envy of the Surrey Tennis Club ladies of leisure..

There is a picture in the wife's Heat magazine this week of the Doctor wearing a blue suit, not the normal brown one.

In Tennants first Christmas Special he had his hand cut off and grew a new one. That hand, now in a jar in the Tardis, was featured a couple of times in the last episode, so maybe it's the hand that regenerates into a duplicate Doctor that can defeat Davros and live happily ever after with Rose. All one second in the future, natch.

Clever.You've got to hand it to them..

Old Blue wrote: There is a picture in the wife's Heat magazine this week of the Doctor wearing a blue suit, not the normal brown one.

In Tennants first Christmas Special he had his hand cut off and grew a new one. That hand, now in a jar in the Tardis, was featured a couple of times in the last episode, so maybe it's the hand that regenerates into a duplicate Doctor that can defeat Davros and live happily ever after with Rose. All one second in the future, natch.

the hand that they have kept showing in low angle close ups the last few episodes you mean?

ha! i was about to comment on those hand shots. and did you notice that's where the regeneration started?

it was that hand that contributed to all sorts of bother at the end of the last series...

Old Blue wrote: There is a picture in the wife's Heat magazine this week of the Doctor wearing a blue suit, not the normal brown one.

In Tennants first Christmas Special he had his hand cut off and grew a new one. That hand, now in a jar in the Tardis, was featured a couple of times in the last episode, so maybe it's the hand that regenerates into a duplicate Doctor that can defeat Davros and live happily ever after with Rose. All one second in the future, natch.

i've heard this duplicate theory. what a load of bollocks if they do that. surely as a timelord with infinite access to other universes and that, he can't risk upsetting the spacetime continuum by having another doctor pottering about?

El Jarvo wrote:

Doctor? wrote: A. The beeb have pulled a lightning speed fast one, and he really IS about to become someone else.

Dur. People, it's soooooo obvious. He's about to regenerate into Alex Kingston. * **

* this may or may not, be true.

** I can but wish!

i thought that for about 5 seconds. makes appealing sense of a few things. can't be though. would make all that strokey-face business too creepy, quite apart from anything else.

and it's too recent. too neat and tidy. they've set that up for something longer term, i think. 'her' doctor was much older than dave, she said. (that made me think too - if she recognised him in this incarnation he can't be going anywhere for a while. unless she recognised his soul or summat. awwww.)

shit, sorry.

what i meant was "yes, i'd give her one". obviously.

i don't know what i was thinking.

Doctor? wrote: Peter Davidson married trillian?

can't believe you, of all people, did not know that!

hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Peter Davidson married trillian?

can't believe you, of all people, did not know that!

All those undies and vest sets Steve wears are just for show. Bloody part-timer!

Daleks are gay.Their sink plungers stood to attention at the sight of Davros

Boatraceface wrote:

hibster wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Peter Davidson married trillian?

can't believe you, of all people, did not know that!

All those undies and vest sets Steve wears are just for show. Bloody part-timer!

I think it probably did pass into my mind at some point. But it's not the sort of thing I show a great deal of interest in you see.

bloodynora wrote:

Old Blue wrote: There is a picture in the wife's Heat magazine this week of the Doctor wearing a blue suit, not the normal brown one.

In Tennants first Christmas Special he had his hand cut off and grew a new one. That hand, now in a jar in the Tardis, was featured a couple of times in the last episode, so maybe it's the hand that regenerates into a duplicate Doctor that can defeat Davros and live happily ever after with Rose. All one second in the future, natch.

i've heard this duplicate theory. what a load of bollocks if they do that. surely as a timelord with infinite access to other universes and that, he can't risk upsetting the spacetime continuum by having another doctor pottering about?

Oh dear.. I'm now having identical twin Doctor fantasies..

no, no, no. you wicked thing.

one each!

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

Well, looks like I've got plenty of Who to catch up on within the next week or so. YouTube, here I come.

P.S. Steve, that's Tom Baker on your avi, no? The Fourth Doctor. Yes, I'm learning. I've got long ways to go...

johnny wrote: Daleks are gay.Their sink plungers stood to attention at the sight of Davros

Aye,he's well thought of is Davros,for one whose eyes are moulded over. He always gets a bum rap for some reason. He does alot of good charity work behind the scenes..I'll wager beneath that chest beats a heart the size of a cabbage.

People don't know,but he helps all manner poorly Daleks with their extermination skills....

Last sighted knacker deep in K9,and although that robot dog was howling with delight,Davros never batted an eyelid...

I've just seen a trailer & I'm really excited now... 6.40pm tomorrow night.. better set the freeview box up to record it...

Tomorrow is going to kill me....working tonight, home at 0700, then have Silverstone Qually at midday until 1400, then the Doc at 1840, then work from 2300-0700 again.

Mrs Milky wrote: I've just seen a trailer & I'm really excited now... 6.40pm tomorrow night.. better set the freeview box up to record it...

missed the (very poor) crimbo day episode and subsequently discovered bbc iplayer. what a cracking little invention that is.

edit: ooooh i've just seen a trailer too! i'm so excited i might throw up. we should have a four-way subwave link-up to watch it; you, me, cambo, and er, someone else.

bloodynora wrote: ooooh i've just seen a trailer too! i'm so excited i might throw up. we should have a four-way subwave link-up to watch it; you, me, cambo, and er, someone else.

Cracking idea... unfortunately even if cambo could organise it for us I haven't got a bloody webcam ;)

we need to get you kitted out, girl. all sorts of fun to be had with them things ;)

like Caf tate but me no like her in doctor who

She dosnae seem to have the same spark as bille and freema

Bit dissapointed with Davros too,i remember when he had a brake shoe on his head rather than a load of wires sticking out!

Well I don't think it's the last time we see Donna Noble... Not with her wearing that bloody green ring... (did you see it twinkling at the end!!)

She is so linked to the Master.....

Roll on Christmas!!!

Oh & Mickey & Martha are so gonna end up working at Torchwood...

bleeurgh, there was snogging!

and wasn't martha dreadful?

i feel strangely unsatisfied. did anyone else think there was just too much going on? it all felt a bit like an over-excitable 7 year old's story: "and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens..."

good fun though. are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

david morrissey in the next one! and the lovely dervla. this isn't just doctor who. this is christmas special doctor who.

bloodynora wrote: are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

The human angle is an interesting idea.. but I wouldn't want 1/2 a guy which is what bluey equates to.... I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me.. Brown all the way I'm afraid..

Mrs Milky wrote: I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me..

aah, that "does it need saying?" was a smashing line.

Dr Who must have been pissed off when Sarah Jane turned up and not Peri

bloodynora wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me..

aah, that "does it need saying?" was a smashing line.

Oh bloody course it needs saying...

Add flowers chocolates & gifts to the mix and you have a perfect man... but then I would still have The original Dr warts an all... I can imagine perfect would be dead boring... well that's what I tell myself ;)

Dry yer thighs you two

I agree with miss Rebecca's assessment, a bit underwhelming, bit over busy, and ended with a whimper not a bang.

BTW Bx......you've not been writing for TheRegister have you,I note their "moderatrix" shares certain traits with you.

On a happy note, RTD's gone, and the guy in charge now wrote most of the best and "most Dr" scripts we've seen.

Yep, underwhelming. But I thought so about the past two finales so nothing new there. Hope RTD still contributes a small script or two to the series in 2010 as things like Midnight are what he does best.

Doctor? wrote: On a happy note, RTD's gone, and the guy in charge now wrote most of the best and "most Dr" scripts we've seen.

Partly disagree with you there, especially because Moffat's written two of the worst offenders in the new series' "must make the Doctor at least flirty and give him a love interest every now and then 'cos that'll keep fangirls interested" -mode: The Girl in the Fireplace and that library thing.

So yeah, I'm gutted that Tennant didn't regenerate into a grumpy oldish man like Troughton or McCoy, but then I'm one myself so there ye go.

'blink' was a blinder - no doubt about that. but the ham-fisted exposition at the end of 'forest of the dead' was plain painful.

SM has a looooong way to go in my book before he atones for 'coupling'. i'm not sure it can ever be done...

doc - i don't know enough about anything to write for the reg. but i had a squiz at herself's work, and i see that she's an arch, caustic little madam. you flatterer.

I missed it last night because I was out. What happened? Did any of them die like the TV mags said or was that all a big lie?

Miss Disco wrote: I missed it last night because I was out. What happened? Did any of them die like the TV mags said or was that all a big lie?

I had a thin grasp of what was going on.Davros was trying to exterminate all reality or the whole universe or summat and was getting all excited.then there was 2 doctors and Catherine Tate also became half a doctor(i think :scratchead: ) then the daleks accused Davros of betraying them.oh fcuk knows, it was doin me head watching it this morning with a hangover.What's the point in them all rushing around trying to save each other when everbody always regenerates/comes back to life later on anyway.load of tosh

From what I saw it made no sense at all.

Loved it.Shame it was the end of the line,last you'll see of Catherine Tate,Bernard Cribbins,Billie.....mind you you always think the Doctor's killed all the Daleks,but there's always....the plot device.

bloodynora wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote: I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me..

aah, that "does it need saying?" was a smashing line.

Definitely one of the sweeter moments in the entire episode. I think I almost cried when he also said, just moments before that, "He needs you, that's very me."

*sigh* Back to trying to find time to catch more reruns on YouTube. :\ohwell:

MONTY wrote: Loved it.Shame it was the end of the line,last you'll see of Catherine Tate,Bernard Cribbins,Billie.....mind you you always think the Doctor's killed all the Daleks,but there's always....the plot device.

And the Christmas Special, and maybe the next Regenerating...

bloodynora wrote: bleeurgh, there was snogging!

and wasn't martha dreadful?

i feel strangely unsatisfied. did anyone else think there was just too much going on? it all felt a bit like an over-excitable 7 year old's story: "and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens..."

good fun though. are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

david morrissey in the next one! and the lovely dervla. this isn't just doctor who. this is christmas special doctor who.

Remember David Morrissey as 'Billy' in One Summer? Right handy lanky cunt who looks after his mates type of gadgie,he played..One of the good guys I mention 'One Summer' as this cheeky lass,one of my proper mates,is passing my dvd of 'One summer' all over the gaff,to people I don't know and it mildly narks me...It's compareable to losing your precious vhs,gold dust porno,back in the pre-tinternet day....Obviously nowhere near as bad as losing track of ye vhs porno,but still...

You have to be of a certain age,with a half decent memory and possibly?!male,to relate to any of that,cos it's all so unimaginably disposable now innit,porn?

I want Tennant to stay,and Tate was'nt nearly as bad as I envisiged she would be..Still shit,but not foot in the telly fuck off bad.Fairplay. Morrisey next?? Where d'you get that?

Mrs Milky wrote:

bloodynora wrote: are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

The human angle is an interesting idea.. but I wouldn't want 1/2 a guy which is what bluey equates to.... I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me.. Brown all the way I'm afraid..

You rang! Only namewise,you understand... How come loads of bitches go for un-reciprocated adulation in their man? Is it a sex thing?tis in it? Fuckin crackers.Explain? If my bird was coming the cunt and not giving love and respect back I'd be resenting the twatess? I would'nt arf.. Lasses do your napper in,like a bastard.

Boatraceface wrote:

bloodynora wrote: bleeurgh, there was snogging!

and wasn't martha dreadful?

i feel strangely unsatisfied. did anyone else think there was just too much going on? it all felt a bit like an over-excitable 7 year old's story: "and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens, and then THIS happens..."

good fun though. are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

david morrissey in the next one! and the lovely dervla. this isn't just doctor who. this is christmas special doctor who.

Remember David Morrissey as 'Billy' in One Summer? Right handy lanky cunt who looks after his mates type of gadgie,he played..One of the good guys I mention 'One Summer' as this cheeky lass,one of my proper mates,is passing my dvd of 'One summer' all over the gaff,to people I don't know and it mildly narks me...It's compareable to losing your precious vhs,gold dust porno,back in the pre-tinternet day....Obviously nowhere near as bad as losing track of ye vhs porno,but still...

You have to be of a certain age,with a half decent memory and possibly?!male,to relate to any of that,cos it's all so unimaginably disposable now innit,porn?

I want Tennant to stay,and Tate was'nt nearly as bad as I envisiged she would be..Still shit,but not foot in the telly fuck off bad.Fairplay. Morrisey next?? Where d'you get that?

ONE SUMMER! That was ace ,first thing I ever saw Morrissey in.Can't remember much of it now apart them in Wales feeding birds Mars Bars, his mate going back to Liverpool and getting involved in joyriding,and James Hazeldene turning out to be a paedo. Ah bugger,can I borrow it next Boaty?

For you Monty,anything! I still remember at Blackpool you were dying to turn into your cot,in that B&B Jemma trashed,and stole for the team and everything...it was something like daft o'clock,and you were spinning my disc and making positive comments on my pot-pouri of cherry picked tracks..Correct me if I'm wrong,but you digged Moonelight Shadow?? Noooo that was Leggy who intimated it was risque,socially,for whatever reason.

We were all barred anyhow. Which I thought was a bit rash.

Boatraceface wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote:

bloodynora wrote: are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

The human angle is an interesting idea.. but I wouldn't want 1/2 a guy which is what bluey equates to.... I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me.. Brown all the way I'm afraid..

You rang! Only namewise,you understand... How come loads of bitches go for un-reciprocated adulation in their man? Is it a sex thing?tis in it? Fuckin crackers.Explain? If my bird was coming the cunt and not giving love and respect back I'd be resenting the twatess? I would'nt arf.. Lasses do your napper in,like a bastard.

it's not just girls! boys can be eversokeen on wanting what they can't have.

i'm certainly not interested in that crap. unrequited pining is for sixth formers. grown up relationships are imperfect and real and reciprocal.

i'll take bluey. far rather have the fella who sticks around than the idealised unattainable fantasy.

Boatraceface wrote:

I want Tennant to stay,and Tate was'nt nearly as bad as I envisiged she would be..Still shit,but not foot in the telly fuck off bad.Fairplay. Morrisey next?? Where d'you get that?

there was a tiny trailer for the crimbo episode straight after 'journey's end'. he won't be the next doctor, he'll just be in that ep.

now, i'd take him over two tennants and a simm put together. my big sister and i get all confused and conflicted over the fact we have these massive crushes based on him being a brash lovely proper northern gent, when the truth is he's a big bloody luvvie married to esther freud.

bloodynora wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Mrs Milky wrote:

bloodynora wrote: are you having bluey or browny, mrs m?

The human angle is an interesting idea.. but I wouldn't want 1/2 a guy which is what bluey equates to.... I would defo have to go with the cold bastard who never says he loves me.. Brown all the way I'm afraid..

You rang! Only namewise,you understand... How come loads of bitches go for un-reciprocated adulation in their man? Is it a sex thing?tis in it? Fuckin crackers.Explain? If my bird was coming the cunt and not giving love and respect back I'd be resenting the twatess? I would'nt arf.. Lasses do your napper in,like a bastard.

it's not just girls! boys can be eversokeen on wanting what they can't have.

i'm certainly not interested in that crap. unrequited pining is for sixth formers. grown up relationships are imperfect and real and reciprocal.

i'll take bluey. far rather have the fella who sticks around than the idealised unattainable fantasy.

I totally get the blue choice.. but my view was if you had been in love with a bastard for ages and suddenly he turned around and was all lovely and attentive you would think.. hang on a minute.. you aint the tosser I adore.. and get bored VERY quickly..

Mr M is a mix of the two which makes him a kinda murky green..