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to san jose? cos i sure as hell don't. i;m stuck here in retard,tx with you guessed it, retards!
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I'm sure they have a Greyhound bus going west to San Jose! You wouldn't have a problem riding on a bus for more than 12 hours, would you?
Yeah.go down t'bottom of Bethnal Green Road.. turn left at traffic lighs and into Cambridge Road.. go to the offie on the corner.. there's a workin girl stands there .. it ain't the way to San Jose, but you get a nosh for a tenner!
Animadversion wrote: to san jose? cos i sure as hell don't. i;m stuck here in retard,tx with you guessed it, retards!
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surely a sat nav will help, or whatever you call it over there? gps, perhaps?
Vince Sinclair wrote: Yeah.go down t'bottom of Bethnal Green Road.. turn left at traffic lighs and into Cambridge Road.. go to the offie on the corner.. there's a workin girl stands there .. it ain't the way to San Jose, but you get a nosh for a tenner!
That reminds me.
I went to see Delays at Musiclive in Middlesbrough a couple of weeks ago,and this bird was talking to me like she was into me,I thought...
Then out of the blue she says she's working and quoted me 20 notes for a nosh
Boatraceface wrote:
Vince Sinclair wrote: Yeah.go down t'bottom of Bethnal Green Road.. turn left at traffic lighs and into Cambridge Road.. go to the offie on the corner.. there's a workin girl stands there .. it ain't the way to San Jose, but you get a nosh for a tenner!
That reminds me. I went to see Delays at Musiclive in Middlesbrough a couple of weeks ago,and this bird was talking to me like she was into me,I thought... Then out of the blue she says she's working and quoted me 20 notes for a nosh
Well that's inflation for you..20 quid?..that's a weeks wages in Middlesbrough!
Vince Sinclair wrote: Yeah.go down t'bottom of Bethnal Green Road.. turn left at traffic lighs and into Cambridge Road.. go to the offie on the corner.. there's a workin girl stands there .. it ain't the way to San Jose, but you get a nosh for a tenner!
i'm a penis girl, thank you....
