God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church

funny my guy was named Buddha

God stole my bike!

That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

But his names God Lucky...

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

A lot of Spaniards are named Jesus.

Jiphy wrote:

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

A lot of Spaniards are named Jesus.

Sheds on a Plane wrote:

Jiphy wrote:

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

A lot of Spaniards are named Jesus.

And nobody fucks with the Jesus!!

Jëffâri-æl-Tèxánï wrote:

God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church Mon Jun 23, 9:30 PM ET

TAMPA, Fla. - Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500.

GOD SELLS COCAINE

He looks different then I have always pictured him.

He looks like the kinda guy that would kill his parents just so he could go on the orphans outing.

Fuck off. He looks fuck all like Charlton Heston Where is his white beard then?

Your bumhole played a wizard's sleeve in Merlin.So what?

What has that got to do with the price of chopped liver?

And Heston has played God.I'll have a tenner with ya..

The moral of the story,and one you'll do well to remember Jeff is.. one baggy'welly top' rectum does not a Charlton Heston expert make,gadge...

Boatraceface wrote: Your bumhole played a wizard's sleeve in Merlin.So what?

What has that got to do with the price of chopped liver?

And Heston has played God.I'll have a tenner with ya..

The moral of the story,and one you'll do well to remember Jeff is.. one baggy'welly top' rectum does not a Charlton Heston expert make,gadge...

It's Mr Bumface to you.

I do have a Bumchin,like Kirk Douglas as it goes... And no,I'M fuckin Spartacus!

You are Cucumberbumacus...

Sheds on a Plane wrote:

Jiphy wrote:

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

Imagine the laughter when a guy with a name like that tries to introduce himself when he might say something like 'My name is God'.

A lot of Spaniards are named Jesus.

Quality!

leather_girl wrote: That's the first time I've ever heard anyone named 'God' literally.

If I remember correctly, there was a Providence basketball player from about 10 years ago (give or take) names God Shamgod. Parents can be such egotistical idiots.

i thought he had a wizard stick, god. maybe he whacked someone with it and broke it.