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My daughter turns teenager today,

God I feel old :nonono: still a good looking cunt though

:birthday: Ciara!

:clap:

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congratulations...........if you want it! :evil4: If not, just have another drink and try to forget it...:laugh:

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Here's an idea, buy a baseball bat. When a guy comes over, just start hitting the tree in the front yard as hard as you can... when the guy asks what you are doing, tell him practicing... when he asks what for, tell him yer not really sure and go back to wailing on the poor tree.

Worked wonders on the dates of my younger sister:laugh:

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Happy Birthday to your lovely daughter :\party:

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My daughter turned into Kevin the teenager in March just gone..A right stroppy little madame.Happy birthday to her and good luck Gaz:thumb:

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know how you feel, gaz! but i'm glad i don't have girls...

hope you'll all be celebrating in style x

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EdelBrock wrote: Here's an idea, buy a baseball bat. When a guy comes over, just start hitting the tree in the front yard as hard as you can... when the guy asks what you are doing, tell him practicing... when he asks what for, tell him yer not really sure and go back to wailing on the poor tree.

Worked wonders on the dates of my younger sister:laugh:

:abovelol: :abovelol: :rofl: :rofl: :bow: :bow:

That is so wrong! I love it!!

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Happy Birthday Mini Gaz Girl.

(You'll have your hands full now Gaz ):laugh:

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Just showed her this,

"aye right dad!"

Shes now walking away waving her 'b'day wad' at me, I can see somebody getting grounded :nod:

:laugh:

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Gazman wrote: Just showed her this,

"aye right dad!"

Shes now walking away waving her 'b'day wad' at me, I can see somebody getting a round in :nod:

:laugh:

:nod: :evil4: :nod: good luck gaz, luckily my eldest daughter has a few years yet to go....

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Old Lead Foot wrote:

Gazman wrote: Just showed her this,

"aye right dad!"

Shes now walking away waving her 'b'day wad' at me, I can see somebody getting a round in :nod:

:laugh:

:nod: :evil4: :nod: good luck gaz, luckily my eldest daughter has a few years yet to go....

She takes after her mother Leady,

so no she wont! :laugh:

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Boatraceface wrote: My daughter turned into Kevin the madame.

Your daughter turned into a Son.:eek:

Gaz, hide the inhalants!!:evil4:

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