everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

batgirl

kind of thing that could happen to anyone. god knows i've lost a few things down there. well, if you've got no pockets it's a handy storage facility.

I thought that's what i heard on the radio today but didn't catch it all.Caught something about a bat in a girl's bra but didn't know it'd been in there for 5 hours

thanks for that, nora batty

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

Why can't all girls take this approach?

that was in the metro & they also said about a girl who had one in her trousers!

hibster wrote: that was in the metro & they also said about a girl who had one in her trousers!

Wasnt that a 'beaver'

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat"

She'd make a great magician...

nora batty

I once found a job down a cleavage.I finished with the BITCH!

Now that's magic

EDIT: It's also a link to a really filthy website. I'm not joking, don't click if you're at work or have a weak tummy.

It's funny though. A bit.

Was this the song by Asian act 'Cornershop' that was remixed by Fatboy Slim circa '97?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

her 34FF bra

DigiMike would like her number...

At least the little thing wasnt cold. In fact it turned out to be a wombat!

(geddit?)

34FF? Now that's just a waste. And she'll have a bad back by the time she's 30.

Tim wrote: 34FF? Now that's just a waste. And she'll have a bad back by the time she's 30.

... with saggy tits by the time she's 40

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now the real question is: what would you ladies do if you reached in yer bra and pulled out a Jeff?

Nah mate, bras are for supporting tits. Its knickers you need for a Jeff

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Tim wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now the real question is: what would you ladies do if you reached in yer bra and pulled out a Jeff?

Nah mate, bras are for supporting tits. Its knickers you need for a Jeff

hmmm...I was expecting somebody to say something about a tit...you have outdone yourself, and far exceeded my expectations...

thank you

Ok Jeff, yer already in his knickers, you don't need to keep it up