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I didn't know they could just build you a new penis like that? Why wouldn't everybody want a second one then...?

Man with two penises loses wife

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

... i have no idea if this is a true story.

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Two heads are better than one...

:ignore:

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one for each hand. :rofl:

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You guys are sooo insensitive! Maybe she secretly loved the double penatration partner and realized the swinging days would be over.. thus losing the true love of her life:(

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EdelBrock wrote: You guys are sooo insensitive! Maybe she secretly loved the double penatration partner and realized the swinging days would be over.. thus losing the true love of her life:(

Oh dear gods!!! isn't one enough!

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it had bone in it? (realises is cueing up lots of jokes here)

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Mr Rampant Rabbit!!

It's like a VIZ headline.WOMAN BORN WITH NO FANNY "I Couldn't Give A Fuck.."

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As happy as a dog with two dicks takes on a whole new meaning.

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for some reason this thread makes me think of two cats fucking out in the yard.

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sounds likea load of cock n bull!

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: not even remotely safe for work

thing is,i actually watched the vid!

Think there might be a double entendre in there some where! :brow:

:nuts:

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thought his wife would of at least been happy, but there you go once again, miserable girls i guess

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Is it absolutely necessary to have the new one in the same place as the old one?

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i am so glad i read this thread when i woke up this morning. a special thanks to pope *blink *blink

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07974 229 549 wrote: Is it absolutely necessary to have the new one in the same place as the old one?

Why do you want one on yer forehead or something?

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