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Well it would appear from the number at the side this is my 1000th post, though some managed to slip through into the parallel universe that sprang up at the time of the change of server. Not sure elongated speeches are still the order of the day, now there have been so many. But in essence big hellos to everyone especially those I’ve met And those who make me laugh and a mention to those who don’t come around anymore, for one reason or another, not forgotten the likes of ‘Facsy’ ‘Velocity Girl’ ‘Martin Gray’

This board does seem to have a ‘soul’ to it though it has been dented at times and I’ve felt something of hollow resonance recently, who knows what the future holds but even in recent weeks there’s been some great banter, were else would you want to hear of Johnny Giles’ escapades?
Hope my presence has been too annoying, if at has yah boo sucks to ya!

Well done Hanky lad, number ONE on you know what list!! ;)

CONGRATULATIONS Mr WISEASS and i am sure you can be persuaded to post several thousand more humerous asides.Who else can add sanity to HUNTSMAN,PATRICK,SHUGZV and countless others banter.And as for GAYLORD..that ROCKET DUDE..well what can i say.Hope to get my hearing back soon after my latest CD from LIVERPOOL has left me DEAF. ROCKET................

Originally posted by Muffy Well done Hanky lad, number ONE on you know what list!! ;)

*GASP!* Muffy - you're back!!! :D Are you posting from a mystery location?

WORK?..well its a mystery to me

Originally posted by MICK CONGRATULATIONS Mr WISEASS and i am sure you can be persuaded to post several thousand more humerous asides.Who else can add sanity to HUNTSMAN,PATRICK,SHUGZV and countless others banter.And as for GAYLORD..that ROCKET DUDE..well what can i say.Hope to get my hearing back soon after my latest CD from LIVERPOOL has left me DEAF.ROCKET................

Are you sure someone didn't sneak up behind and Tango you? it's best not to let things Fester. Get it checked out!

I love a good insult PAL! ROCKET GEEKS'r'US MICK

Congrats me aad fella on reachin that milestone...!! ...now how aboot everyone posting their congrats to MY good news back on the thread that carried it? (namely ShugZiVah's "Eh?" ) - at least ye can make an effort to gi' us the added pleasure of seeing that some o' yers gi's a shite aboot other people's good fortune on this coddin' forum.... :p

YOURS FEELIN' MA HEED SWELLIN' UP A TAD, THE HAPPY BOY WITH BAREFACED CHEEK H.

Kids are great (as all those present at finsbree will confirm)

oops, well done spanky

Sorry's if ah'm gettin' a bit indecipherable here an' that - but my elation from the glad tidings has meant me postin' stuff in a more exaggerated accent than usual ... heh heh......

LIV will you buy me a beer too?I would love to taste the stuff but have never had any!I will give you my NEW ORDER collection for a pint.... ROCKET AA MICK. :D

LIV what a generous offer.Now can i just say wot a great pleasure it is to see you posting here again..But watch out cos MUFFY is being a WARDROBE MONSTER and refuses to come out of the closet.:D.He is working for the FBI and is indercover..maybe it is MI5! ROCKET DON'T MENTION THE MUFFY MICK

Congratulations, old boy.

Thanks...sorry u are talking to HUBERT! Yes it is good to know another potential NEW ORDER fan on the way. HUBERT is "THE HAPPY ONE". :)

Originally posted by FAWLTY TOWERS Thanks...sorry u are talking to HUBERT! Yes it is good to know another potential NEW ORDER fan on the way.HUBERT is "THE HAPPY ONE". :)

Well he couldn't have been addressing me, now there's photographic evidence on-line of my staggering ability to look 15 years younger than Jarvo.:D

On second thoughts that still makes me look a year older than I actually am.

Fight, fight, fight, fight

I'll have a tenner on big Al

Well if Hank would rather try to look like a teenager, that's up to him ! At least Jarvo looks his age !

Originally posted by Kez-bah > Originally posted by Muffy> Well done Hanky lad, number ONE on you know what list!! ;)> >

*GASP!* Muffy - you're back!!! :D Are you posting from a mystery location?

I am merely here!

Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Kez-bah> > > > Originally posted by Muffy> > Well done Hanky lad, number ONE on you know what list!! ;)> > > > >

*GASP!* Muffy - you're back!!! :D Are you posting from a mystery location?

I am merely here!

Love it!!! Good to see you around :D

Look if you stop fighting for a minute i could tell you about MY LATEST INTERVIEW! On second thoughts i will get me DOCs,my flick knife and several hundred ROCKET THUGS. Meet me behind the bike shed after GRANGE HILL! AV IT! BASIL's ARMY...who R U who R U?

Whatever happened to Martin Gray the Rock Human Computer ?

Oops, nearly forgot, Congrats Hank!!!

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Well he couldn't have been addressing me, now there's photographic evidence on-line of my staggering ability to look 15 years younger than Jarvo.

Not sure what prompted that attack, Hank?

Presume this is just your [ahem] wicked Scouse sense of humour?

Works wonders on the net, but You and I both know you're really just a dour c*nt in the flesh. Go play with your own age-group, now there's a good boy.

Well, you didn't think I was gonna let it pass, now did you?

No I didn't think you'd let it pass. I thought banter was a two-way thing, like calling Mick-Fester or Shug-Albert, what generally happens is they throw a light-hearted insult back. Why you see it as a great insult, I've no idea but if it brings out your true opinion, then fine, I'd sooner that than have any pretence.

I may not be stereotypical loudmouth scouse 'comedian' in the flesh but so what? It takes all sorts and some people even appreciate my dry sense of humour.

love and peace Ian.