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The best thing about this - according to the article below and my Republican friend - he was the "most anti-gay person in America"

I couldn't make this shit up!

This may come as a shock, but a prominent anti-homosexual Republican attorney general has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant. Bonus: The dude’s wife caught him, in their bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.

AG in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel. (Is this what that Will & Grace was about?)

Troy King, (Republican) the Alabama State Attorney General known for his conservative Christian views was reportedly caught having sex with another man in his bedroom.

His wife Paige caught him in the act in their marital bed.

King has made many anti-gay statements throughout his political career. He has called homosexuality "the downfall of society" numerous times and doesn't believe that a same sex relationship can provide the stability a heterosexual relationship does.

Troy King said "I often hear the argument that homosexuals who live together create a loving, caring family environment, perhaps an environment which is even superior to that which can be provided by a heterosexual couple. In this day of rampant decadence, many homosexuals would misled society into believe that three men, an armadillo and a house plant create a functional family."

Officials at the Attorney General's office denied the rumors of the affair and also denied that King was planning on resigning from his position.

AWESOME!

In conclusion, this dude: is exactly what he professes to detest! BRILLIANT!

The thing about being such a gay basher and ending up being gay - you're probably associating with a lot of other gay bashers, including your wife, so I mean, you got no friends. So I find that justice especially sweet. Now go to a Christian camp with Ted Haggard to "fix your problem" :lol:

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Oh, the irony.

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Hey, he knows first hand about how "sick" homosexuality is, what a louse he himself is, and what a bad family member he is... who better to comment on it and protect the children from temptation, he speaks from experience! People always say don't complain about something you have not tried...

Hell, all these right wing christians all think that Satan is making them do it, it's not their fault, they are all pure 100% hetero inside, but that there is an evil outside force making them do bad things. It's not his fault! They think "sin" is caused by Satan, all he thinks he has to do is ask forgiveness. I bet he thinks he is a better person than average cause he is fighting these damn fags in his public life, even if Satan makes him play with anal toys.

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the best part....

Mr. King was part of John McCain's Alabama Leadership Team

Before

But now....

After

Oh The Irony....

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ugh...look at his wife...

no wonder he decided to play for the "other team"...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

ugh...look at his wife...

no wonder he decided to play for the "other team"...

How many women are in her skirt? MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

She is probably a total christian wackjob with sex and God Issues. He is a gay dude who does not want within a mile of her sexually. a perfect match of the issue laden.

Man, his internalized homophobia must be immense. As someone suggested, maybe this guy can go to an ex-gay camp like Ted Haggard.

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I never know whether to laugh at these people or feel sorry for them. I just can't imagine what it must be like to be so...fractured.

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