COLDPLAY........ are.......

.....for all their monstrously, inexplicably, astoundingly huge success..........so undisputably, unmitigatingly, unwaveringly, unreservedly WRETCHED AND DULL that every time I see, hear, or read about them anywhere or at any time, I have to screw my eyes shut, grit my teeth and imagine whether or not I'd actually be better off chewing on a three-week old puke-laced and maggot-encrusted pepperoni pizza [salvaged from a scuzzy student's wheelie bin] in a state of sheer utter destitution than ever coming within earshot of one of Chris Martin's insipid oh-so-worthy unmusical abominations again.

How the fookin' bleedin' hell did a band with such a terminally crap name as Coldplay (I ask you... What the fuck is that about? Coldplay????? Clayplod more fookin' like!!!!!) become so hugely successful by achieving so little? Surely they are the embodiment of bland mediocrity for the masses? A panacea for all the world's ills? I don't bloody well think so! Fookin' hate it when jumped up pop stars like our Mr Paltrow twat suddenly develop a conscience and start adapting a bleedin' Sting complex. Just knob off - and take your safe, conservative, ploddingly meaningless and pretentious pseudo-rock with you, fookin' pancake features!

Viva La Vida?

HASTA LA FOOKIN' VISTA more like!!!

Fookin' curly haired Bell End in exclesis !!

:p

I don't care for them myself. Too much falsetto for starters. They bore me. But is their stupid name any more stupid than Razorlight or The Arctic Monkeys? They're all just random pairs of words stuck together. Let's have more 'Godspeed You! Black Emperor's, 'You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead's and 'Does it Offend You, Yeah?'s. I don't necessarily mean musically but appellatively.

Next time anyone comes to my house I'm going to play guitar for them. I'll just do sus chords all night and pull faces at their high-pitched loveliness. In fact I did that the last time someone came round. It's been three years now. I wonder if anyone will come again.

COLDPLAY........ are.......Shite

their new album is crap

Didn't By Eck do this one only a couple of weeks ago?..

Did the Killers miss their turn?

No siree....... methinks I haven't duplicated.

The Killers are far far preferable to fookin Clodplay - at least the former are hugely entertaining in a compulsive car crash sort of way.....whereas the latter often make me just wanna chew my own legs off....... and feed them to my two dogs....

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

The Killers are far far preferable to fookin Clodplay

I'm agree

I'm agree too, but i still like about 6 tracks from coldpleh.

lost complete interest after A Rush Of Blood To The Head.

and since he married Gwyneth Scarecrow

......pretty boring and not worth bitching about......

Parachutes was a great album... unfortunately they went 'adult contemporary' after that and turned shite... though I'm sure they get many white, middle-aged, women wet in thier pantsuits...

Andrès wrote: COLDPLAY........ are.......Shite

EdelBrock wrote: Parachutes was a great album... unfortunately they went 'adult contemporary' after that and turned shite... though I'm sure they get many white, middle-aged, women wet in thier pantsuits...

Exactly. The first album was a revelation. I can't even remember a track of the second one. The third was O.K., but as you said in other words, too mother-in-lawish. The new one... I listened into it. It didn't throw me of the chair. I'm finished with them.

Old Lead Foot wrote:

Andrès wrote: COLDPLAY........ are.......Shite

But...as the Pope wrote, i still like some tracks too: Shiver, Don't panic, spies, God Put a Smile Upon Your Face and White Shadows.

Even the Can't Get You Out My Head version they did on Glastonbury 2005

Well, I must confess that I don't like ANYTHING by them - not a single note.

I detest this band on principle. Not a single decent tune or lyric by them from the year dot. Truly this band is the mother of all dull mediocre bands - everything about them - the names, the haircuts, the faces, the clothes, the album sleeve designs, the graphics, screams tenth rate shite of the highest order.

Admitting to ever liking a Clodplay song is like me sniffing my dogs' farts: it will never happen and nor will I ever be depraved enough to do such a thing.

And as if that isn't bad enough, Mark Ronson's showbiz version of that fuck awful snoozeathon "God Put A Pie Inside Your Mouth" is even worse than the original....and twenty times more annoying.

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Cannot stand that fuckin curly haired bastard!

He's got one of them faces you just wanna smash in!

And she's no better!

In fact martini is that much of a girl i bet he's got a fanny!

So therefore i'd kick BOTH their fannies in bastards!

What's with all this fanny-kickin' obsession of late, eh, hazelnuts boy??

That perpetual use of the DING sound in Yellow is enough for me. I just hate them. It ts a sustained chord too far and that's enough for me to hate them, everything they stand for and their dumb wife, who I once nearly had a fight with a photographer over.

But I'm over it.

Get over it. Move on.

Do I win £40?

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: and take your safe, conservative, ploddingly meaningless and pretentious pseudo-rock with you, fookin' pancake features!

Viva La Vida?

HASTA LA FOOKIN' VISTA more like!!!

Hilarious and truer words not often said.

and that the Killers are a crash. Haven't ever had any time for Coldplay. Killers work gold lamé suits and desert scenes..