I never rated Lenny Henry very much, but how much money must he have taken to destroy whatever credibility he had by appearing in that Premier Lodge advert?
Not as much, I'll bet, as Mariella Frostrup took to peddle Sky+. What a falling off was there. I doubt I'll ever be able to take anything, including her excellent advice column in the Observer, seriously again.
So there's this evening's Big questions. How much do you have and how much would I have to pay you to throw it all away.
I think I've got quite a bit, in certain circles, and you can have it if you can prize it from my cold, dead fingers. Unless, of course, I decide to give it to you for free.
Some things are worth more than money and I'm fickle like that.