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Whats the rarest thing you've ever seen?
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rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly 
o am eating because tesco doing a gaint size loaf for a pound.
just put cheese on mayo on a big chunk and playing magazine after a drinking session down prestwich and manc centre,het thats unbeatable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
banshee wrote: rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly
I thought at the time I'd been drinking spiked Absinthe, but yes, I can confirm. Fuck knows about the dates but it was more recent than that. It was like the arrival of the prodigal son.
right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...
The rarest thing I've ever seen was some lass walk into a shop asking for the owner to check her lottery ticket through the computer system, and the owner confirm she had all six numbers.
The skanky bitch refused to buy me a packet of fags though.
Uncle Liam wrote: right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...
no, that would be in her knickers.
banshee wrote:
Gazman wrote: me working
are you working? or w@nking ?
Im at work Grant,
just 'at it' though,i have absoleutly no intention of doing anything tonight.
Might have a w@nk later though
Burt Reynolds wrote:
banshee wrote: rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly
I thought at the time I'd been drinking spiked Absinthe, but yes, I can confirm. Fuck knows about the dates but it was more recent than that. It was like the arrival of the prodigal son.
you confirmed it happened though,our books will differ then on details and people can buy any both books to judge
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...
no, that would be in her knickers.
Jesus. Now i know how Stewie Griffin felt when he pictured meg drying herself downstairs and then throwing the towel over him. :barf:
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massive breasts.no picking legs just big breasts
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banshee wrote: cheap buy,asked for breasts only at fish bar on oldham st massive breasts.no picking legs just big breasts bargin
Did you get any fish though?
banshee wrote: wrong board, ' off topic ' who's going magazine gigs?
Is this the new chatroom or what?..
and no, I'm not going. I bought the Grocer magazine this week.
banshee wrote: wrong board, ' off topic ' who's going magazine gigs?
Anything goes Grant.
Best thing ever said to me in a Chippy.
"Do you want me to put my douche on it as well?"
CLASSY
ok then,magazine song from under the floorboards... ' i am angry,i am ill and i am has ugly as sin my iritablity keeps me alive and kicking'
Seen half Man Half Biscuit cover that.
Anyway, back to rare sightings. Once saw Jeff post something that raised a smirk, but not a proper smile. But that was a long time ago now.
i met tony ben in a fucking bush in southwark park once. it was daytime and i was having a piss,he appeared through the bush i said 'alrite tony you cunt'and said to me 'yes ive been at the protest and it went well' good chap me and my brother were taking shortcut through that park
tony should come the mags gig i reckon
I dont think Tony Benn comes on here as much as he used to.
I met him in belfast one time. Nice bloke. Bit lefty for me though.
banshee wrote: i met tony ben in a fucking bush in southwark park once. it was daytime and i was having a piss,he appeared through the bush i said 'alrite tony you cunt'and said to me 'yes ive been at the protest and it went well' good chap me and my brother were taking shortcut through that park
tony should come the mags gig i reckon
you sure that wasnt Hampstead Heath??.. sounds well dodgy. 
I once seen this endangered species of moth crawling around on me arse. Shat on the cunt, considerably more endangered now. My ringpiece, agent of Darwin.
I saw a WHITE moth before.
Its a good job DigitalWanker wasnt around, he would had the Commission for Racial Equality knocking on my door in no time.
Uncle Liam wrote: I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.
As this seems a topic that serves you great distress, I will put forth the utmost dilegence to release a chuckle that will warm the cockles of yer heart
EdelBrock wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.
As this seems a topic that serves you great distress, I will put forth the utmost dilegence to release a chuckle that will warm the cockles of yer heart
Waste of time, beneath that cold exterior beats a swinging brick.
I'm just chuffed someone with a US military bacjground can read and write, helps me sleep a teensy bit easier ;)
Ireland and Iraq/Iran sound a little too simillar for confort.
a bolt of lightning from a cloud on a sunny day. it was a small cloud in the distance. just happened to glance over near the college and see it.
Doctor? wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.
As this seems a topic that serves you great distress, I will put forth the utmost dilegence to release a chuckle that will warm the cockles of yer heart
Waste of time, beneath that cold exterior beats a swinging brick.
I'm just chuffed someone with a US military bacjground can read and write, helps me sleep a teensy bit easier ;)
Ireland and Iraq/Iran sound a little too simillar for confort.
Don't worry, as long as your country helps police its Afgan border, I'm sure all will be fine
Come to think of it, on our way to Iraq we first landed in Shannon, Ireland.... don't think it was because the pilot cunfused do ya?
The previous is not fun at all, isn't it? Maybe I did not get right the subject of the post.
Something rare that I have seen? - A New Order concert.
SHUG bought me a DRINK in THE BLob Shop......JUNE 2004 19:32 with his OWN money.Brought a TEAR to my JAPS eye!
Whilst not rare, as such, I did see a geezer fingering his burd right outside Liverpool Street station around 11pm last Thursday night as I was making my way home after Hooky.
I mean, we've all done nawty things in public in our time, but this was dead public, and these weren't a couple of youngsters - they were a pair of 30 somethings, suited and booted, proper City types.
He was giving her the up and under at a bus stop on Bishopsgate. What made matters worse was that she was wearing white pants below black tights so it brought extra attention to the spectacle as she had her skirt hitched up somewhere around chest level!
There was loads of people wandering past around that time too, the dirty beggars.
It's not summat you see every day in the City! 
In the space of three hours in Manchester on Saturday I saw two fights, one between a pensioner and two rail employees and one between gang members outside Johnny Roadhouse. Then my son and I had to jump out of the way of a skidding car which had gone the wrong way down Grosvenor St. then attempted a high-speed u-turn.
Manchester: dodging the rain and the bullets
And the Vauxhall Astras
Rocket's New Order collection!
EDIT : But just having read his above comments I would like to call him a baldy bastard
ShugZV wrote: Rocket's New Order collection!
EDIT : But just having read his above comments I would like to call him a baldy bastard
Now don't become all INTERNET FRIENDLY with me.
ROCKET MICK wrote:
ShugZV wrote: Rocket's New Order collection!
EDIT : But just having read his above comments I would like to call him a baldy bastard
Now don't become all INTERNET FRIENDLY with me.
Have you not got some work to be getting on with?
Rare for England but saw a snake the other week.Was out cycling in the countryside and it, erm , snaked across the road right in front of me.Not a big snake obviously.Must have been an Adder or grass snake i guess.Then a few days later saw another snake squashed and flattened on the road a few miles away from the first snake.2 different snakes i would have thought unless they travel up to a few miles?
Doctor? wrote:
Ireland and Iraq/Iran sound a little too simillar for confort.
Ireland and Iraq also both have people of the same religion killing each other over trivialities such as how to pray, and other such petty ecclesiastical fine points which most of them probably don't even understand.
johnny wrote: Rare for England but saw a snake the other week.Was out cycling in the countryside and it, erm , snaked across the road right in front of me.Not a big snake obviously.Must have been an Adder or grass snake i guess.Then a few days later saw another snake squashed and flattened on the road a few miles away from the first snake.2 different snakes i would have thought unless they travel up to a few miles?
http://bleaklowjohn.piczo.com/?cr=2#
did the snake look like the one at the bottom left of the page johnny boy?
Tis the father in laws site and the snake is an adder.
johnny wrote: Rare for England but saw a snake the other week.Was out cycling in the countryside and it, erm , snaked across the road right in front of me.Not a big snake obviously.Must have been an Adder or grass snake i guess.Then a few days later saw another snake squashed and flattened on the road a few miles away from the first snake.2 different snakes i would have thought unless they travel up to a few miles?
http://bleaklowjohn.piczo.com/?cr=2#
did the snake look like the one at the bottom left of the page johnny boy?
Tis the father in laws site and the snake is an adder.
Bloody ell nah it wasn't that big.That one looks fairly large in that pic.The one i saw was much smaller but possibly the same skin so could have been a young un?
its not what i have seen, its about what i want to see which is rare, birds, and the british kingfisher, supposedly to be around my area, but by the looks of it, it has been scared off
DigiDiz wrote: its not what i have seen, its about what i want to see which is rare, birds, and the british kingfisher, supposedly to be around my area, but by the looks of it, it has been scared off
Several around CHORLEY.Stunning EVERY time i see ONE.Even found one nesting in a BANK at bottom of my new gaff by the RIVER.
In light of recent mess--er, events, Liam actually posting something nice on this forum.
...oh wait, that hasn't happened yet, has it? 
SHED wrote:
DigiDiz wrote: its not what i have seen, its about what i want to see which is rare, birds, and the british kingfisher, supposedly to be around my area, but by the looks of it, it has been scared off
Several around CHORLEY.Stunning EVERY time i see ONE.Even found one nesting in a BANK at bottom of my new gaff by the RIVER.
Nice one Mick, if theres a little pool in the river with no overhang you can push a branch into the bank for them to sit on,they'll probably go for it. Don't do it too close to the nest site though!
James Thomas wrote:
SHED wrote:
DigiDiz wrote: its not what i have seen, its about what i want to see which is rare, birds, and the british kingfisher, supposedly to be around my area, but by the looks of it, it has been scared off
Several around CHORLEY.Stunning EVERY time i see ONE.Even found one nesting in a BANK at bottom of my new gaff by the RIVER.
Nice one Mick, if theres a little pool in the river with no overhang you can push a branch into the bank for them to sit on,they'll probably go for it. Don't do it too close to the nest site though!
No we sat on the BANK opposite for a few minutes only.My girlfriend is CLUED up as to what to do and she has made this a LIFELONG quest.The animals i track by FOLLOWING their CRAP would make your EYES water.The latest sightings a few weeks back are 3 BUZZARDS which until recently i'd never seen around CHORLEY.
ROCKET MICK wrote:
No we sat on the BANK opposite for a few minutes only.My girlfriend is CLUED up as to what to do and she has made this a LIFELONG quest.The animals i track by FOLLOWING their CRAP would make your EYES water.The latest sightings a few weeks back are 3 BUZZARDS which until recently i'd never seen around CHORLEY.
Used her tracking skills to find you? Plenty of old buzzards around Chorley I'd imagine?
DigiDiz wrote: its not what i have seen, its about what i want to see which is rare, birds, and the british kingfisher, supposedly to be around my area, but by the looks of it, it has been scared off
Really? Kingfishers aren't considered rare yet, are they? That would be a crying shame.
I went up the Lodge in Sandy when I should've been in Barca. Not the sort of place you'd expect a Kingfisher anyways cos it's more geared towards heathland but the bird populus was utterly dire that day. Endless amount of Crows, and one Lesser Spotted Woodpecker. And nothing else at all. Not a sparrow, nor even a pigeon! You get more bids in my back-garden!
I've always wanted to see an Osprey. An actual Osprey divebombing a lake fishing prey from the water. That would be a dream come true.
Saw an Osprey yesterday on our way back fom Scotland, stopped off at Coldstream and one flew overhead at tree top height. Sadly it wasn't fishing and just flew south.
If you want to see one Al go to Rutland water just north of Shug, they've been introduced there as an attempt to get a breeding English population.
Kingfishers aren't in danger at the moment.
Kingfishers are just a bastard to spot. Just a flash, normally down the path of a waterway, and they're gone, leaving you feeling excited for the rest of the day.
I saw a fucking massive whale in the Caribbean and I didn't feel as excited as the odd few times I've glimpsed a kingfisher.
The beer's alright too
James Thomas wrote: Saw an Osprey yesterday on our way back fom Scotland, stopped off at Coldstream and one flew overhead at tree top height. Sadly it wasn't fishing and just flew south.
If you want to see one Al go to Rutland water just north of Shug, they've been introduced there as an attempt to get a breeding English population.
Kingfishers aren't in danger at the moment.
You ever in the YOC, JT?
I picked up one of their badges off ebay a coupla years ago. I'm a big one for nostalgia.
(This isn't mind, btw, just a piccie of someone else's I found on t'web)
YOC = Young Ornithologists Club. I had that very badge, must be kicking around somewhere, its a class design.
If you find one of their branches that they use then kingfishers are a DELIGHT to watch.It does help if you have ALL the time in the WORLD to idle away your days.At the moment i have so match time on my hands i think i will discover BIGFOOT that has been lurking in DUXBURY WOODS.It may just be the find of this CENTURY!
NB there are NO jobcentres in the woods and thus i feel SAFE.
THE common PORPOISE that i saw in SCOTLAND(Dumfries and Galloway) recently was a TREMENDOUS sight.
James Thomas wrote: YOC = Young Ornithologists Club. I had that very badge, must be kicking around somewhere, its a class design.
Thank you.
Kingfishers are grand. My favorite birds to see that have become scarce in the area now-a-days are the roadrunner and quail. Both are hard to find, but when you do it is delight.
When the roadrunner runs, it bursts instantly into its fast speed, you can't see the legs moving, and no matter how bumpy the ground is, the body always stays in a perfect straight line, then it stops instantanously... it seems to defy physics.
Then the quail are great when you get to see a family of them walking around.they follow each other in a straight line similar to ducks, but unlike ducks the babies never wander or seem distracted... looks like some royal family on parade...
last night i saw a fox having a wee about five yards away, as i sat in a bit of 'green space' opposite a pub in the middle of london.
maybe that'd be commonplace for some, but it's not the sort of thing i see every day.
EdelBrock wrote: My favorite birds to see that have become scarce in the area now-a-days are the roadrunner and quail. Both are hard to find, but when you do it is delight.
When the roadrunner runs, it bursts instantly into its fast speed, you can't see the legs moving, and no matter how bumpy the ground is, the body always stays in a perfect straight line, then it stops instantanously... it seems to defy physics.
I would LOVE to see a roadrunner! Did it go 'Beep Beep' and carry an ACME Loyalty Card?
Dodjem wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: My favorite birds to see that have become scarce in the area now-a-days are the roadrunner and quail. Both are hard to find, but when you do it is delight.
When the roadrunner runs, it bursts instantly into its fast speed, you can't see the legs moving, and no matter how bumpy the ground is, the body always stays in a perfect straight line, then it stops instantanously... it seems to defy physics.
I would LOVE to see a roadrunner! Did it go 'Beep Beep' and carry an ACME Loyalty Card?
Never heard them ever make a sound, pretty quiet things. I do think he was wearing an ACME pin however, and we do have a bit of coyotes around here probably after him as well
bloodynora wrote: last night i saw a fox having a wee about five yards away, as i sat in a bit of 'green space' opposite a pub in the middle of london.
maybe that'd be commonplace for some, but it's not the sort of thing i see every day.
It's extremely commonplace. I ran over one having a dump in the road not that long ago.
EdelBrock wrote: Kingfishers are grand. My favorite birds to see that have become scarce in the area now-a-days are the roadrunner and quail. Both are hard to find, but when you do it is delight.
When the roadrunner runs, it bursts instantly into its fast speed, you can't see the legs moving, and no matter how bumpy the ground is, the body always stays in a perfect straight line, then it stops instantanously... it seems to defy physics. Then the quail are great when you get to see a family of them walking around.they follow each other in a straight line similar to ducks, but unlike ducks the babies never wander or seem distracted... looks like some royal family on parade...
Still see plenty of quail in these parts, mostly in the Scio/Crabtree area east of Albany, there's a bevy of 'em who seemed to have nested near the barn next to one of our accounts; everytime I drive up next to it, they proceed to head to the nearest blackberry thicket, in the manner you described. I also caught sight of a couple of bald eagles sitting in tree tops right along 99 south of Shedd last summer; I pulled to the side about 20 yards from them, and just watched them survey the countryside below, until they grew bored at this particular location after 5 minutes.
New order wise it would have yo be the 24 hour party people "slide" book. Similar sort of thing to the flicker book,but there is only one rivet in the corner of the "book" and the pages slide out. Tis a mega rare uk/french promo item only available at the Cannes premiers of 24hr pp and there were only 50 PRESSED!
(i,ve got one( ;)
(i,ve got one( ;)
you would have one wouldnt you
anorak
banshee wrote:
(i,ve got one( ;)
you would have one wouldnt you anorak
Only cos you cant spell cagouille!
banshee wrote:
(i,ve got one( ;)
you would have one wouldnt you anorak
Only cos you cant spell cagouille!
don't you mean kagoul?
Dodjem wrote: What's wrong with anorak?
Only when he adopts the Uncle Liam guise, we keep saying!
