Whats the rarest thing you've ever seen?

I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.

Liam!

I saw a white dog poo today (no really)

rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly

Why go outside when you can see a lot of shit on here?

o am eating because tesco doing a gaint size loaf for a pound. just put cheese on mayo on a big chunk and playing magazine after a drinking session down prestwich and manc centre,het thats unbeatable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me working

Gazman wrote: me working

are you working? or w@nking ?

banshee wrote: rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly

I thought at the time I'd been drinking spiked Absinthe, but yes, I can confirm. Fuck knows about the dates but it was more recent than that. It was like the arrival of the prodigal son.

right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...

The rarest thing I've ever seen was some lass walk into a shop asking for the owner to check her lottery ticket through the computer system, and the owner confirm she had all six numbers.

The skanky bitch refused to buy me a packet of fags though.

Uncle Liam wrote: right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...

no, that would be in her knickers.

banshee wrote:

Gazman wrote: me working

are you working? or w@nking ?

Im at work Grant,

just 'at it' though,i have absoleutly no intention of doing anything tonight.

Might have a w@nk later though

Burt Reynolds wrote:

banshee wrote: rocket mick made a surprise arrival on the nool chatroom,bert might have the actual date but i think it was sometime august 2007. we bowed accordingly

I thought at the time I'd been drinking spiked Absinthe, but yes, I can confirm. Fuck knows about the dates but it was more recent than that. It was like the arrival of the prodigal son.

you confirmed it happened though,our books will differ then on details and people can buy any both books to judge

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: right, how long do you reckon its going to take for that stupid bint Cozmonite to completely not get it and say how she saw a moth or something up her backside...

no, that would be in her knickers.

Jesus. Now i know how Stewie Griffin felt when he pictured meg drying herself downstairs and then throwing the towel over him. :barf:

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banshee wrote: cheap buy,asked for breasts only at fish bar on oldham st massive breasts.no picking legs just big breasts bargin

Did you get any fish though?

wrong board, ' off topic ' who's going magazine gigs?

banshee wrote: wrong board, ' off topic ' who's going magazine gigs?

Is this the new chatroom or what?..

and no, I'm not going. I bought the Grocer magazine this week.

banshee wrote: wrong board, ' off topic ' who's going magazine gigs?

Anything goes Grant.

Best thing ever said to me in a Chippy.

"Do you want me to put my douche on it as well?"

CLASSY

ok then,magazine song from under the floorboards... ' i am angry,i am ill and i am has ugly as sin my iritablity keeps me alive and kicking'

Seen half Man Half Biscuit cover that.

Anyway, back to rare sightings. Once saw Jeff post something that raised a smirk, but not a proper smile. But that was a long time ago now.

i met tony ben in a fucking bush in southwark park once. it was daytime and i was having a piss,he appeared through the bush i said 'alrite tony you cunt'and said to me 'yes ive been at the protest and it went well' good chap me and my brother were taking shortcut through that park

tony should come the mags gig i reckon

half man -- she's got dickie davis eyes

I dont think Tony Benn comes on here as much as he used to.

I met him in belfast one time. Nice bloke. Bit lefty for me though.

banshee wrote: i met tony ben in a fucking bush in southwark park once. it was daytime and i was having a piss,he appeared through the bush i said 'alrite tony you cunt'and said to me 'yes ive been at the protest and it went well' good chap me and my brother were taking shortcut through that park

tony should come the mags gig i reckon

you sure that wasnt Hampstead Heath??.. sounds well dodgy.

I once seen this endangered species of moth crawling around on me arse. Shat on the cunt, considerably more endangered now. My ringpiece, agent of Darwin.

I saw a WHITE moth before.

Its a good job DigitalWanker wasnt around, he would had the Commission for Racial Equality knocking on my door in no time.

Uncle Liam wrote: I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.

As this seems a topic that serves you great distress, I will put forth the utmost dilegence to release a chuckle that will warm the cockles of yer heart

EdelBrock wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I thought I saw Edel Brock post something funny on the board once. But then i realised it was someone else.

As this seems a topic that serves you great distress, I will put forth the utmost dilegence to release a chuckle that will warm the cockles of yer heart

Waste of time, beneath that cold exterior beats a swinging brick.

I'm just chuffed someone with a US military bacjground can read and write, helps me sleep a teensy bit easier ;)

Ireland and Iraq/Iran sound a little too simillar for confort.

a bolt of lightning from a cloud on a sunny day. it was a small cloud in the distance. just happened to glance over near the college and see it.