Has bongo ever ruined yer sausage n mash?

He has mine.sat down the other night with my sausages and mashed potatoe only for u2 to come on the telly with that still not found what i'm looking for tripe.i found myself with dinner tray on my lap unable to reach the remote control.i was stuck with the cunt til the end of the song.

If you've been touched by the issues raised in Johnny's story, or if an indoor sunglasses wearing, sanctimonious Dubliner cocksack has ruined your innocent repaste, call 0800.......

although the bit where Bongo prattles into the edge' face at which point the guitarist gives him a look and up and down with a look of disaproval as to say fuck off you pretentious [pompuous twat cunt fuck off i'm trying to be a guitar hero here is priceless.it made the sausahe and mash

The whole band look at him like that all the time. When I saw them in Japan I thought the Egg was going to unhook his guitar and smash it over Bongo's head during one of the longer speeches.

Bongo - TWAT

I found myself in a no win situation.i'd lost the remote and looking for it would have left my sausages and mash going cold.but i was stuck with bongo warbling away.it really was the most unfortumate of dilemmas to find myself in.wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

You fucking LOVED it!

I've never heard a more pathetic excuse for watching U2 in my life.

"Oh help, I'm trapped under this fucking sausage and I can't reach the remote to turn that awful band off."

Bollocks.

I bet you were singing along and everything

Johnny and Bongo sitting in a tree Johnny and Bongo sitting in a tree Johnny and Bongo sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G!

A touch of the Diggy Mikes about this one I think.

i'm probably guilty of embellishing the story for my own amusement yes. In a drunken afternoon and evening in the pub the other weekend we were doing ricky gervais/bono hybrid impressions doing the gervais dance whilst singing pride in the name of love