Running-mate to Boatraceface's one about munters you want to get nasty with.
Who are the supposed beauties who you are repulsed by? Everyone around you says 'corr' and you say 'not on your nelly'.
Dianas, I call them.
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Good-Looking People You Wouldn't Touch With A Bargepole
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I heard a good* joke about a bargepole.....
The state of the towpath along the Bridgewater Canal? I wouldnt touch it with a....
*shite
Not by me I really fancy her. And I'll tell you who else I fancy, that Melinda Messinger.
I don't think I could manage it with 'thinking-man's beauty' Carole Fucking Vorderman though.
I'd shag that Ana Matronic until my cock fell off though.
I would, honest.
Cindy Crawford... never underrstood the whole hoopla around her, she's as ugly as a bag of farts
Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
El Jarvo wrote: Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
Posh birds are dirty as feck 
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
Posh birds are dirty as feck
I'd prefer Tamara Beckwith, or Lady Victoria Hervey. Proper posh.
Actually, they could probably go in my Sexy Ugly List.
EDIT: how is Kate Moss posh? She's from Croydon!
EDIT again: oh yeah, sorry Croydon is posh compared to Corby. :\ohwell:
El Jarvo wrote:
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
Posh birds are dirty as feck
I'd prefer Tamara Beckwith, or Lady Victoria Hervey. Proper posh.
Actually, they could probably go in my Sexy Ugly List.
EDIT: how is Kate Moss posh? She's from Croydon!
Every posh bird takes it up the arse. FACT.
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
Posh birds are dirty as feck
I'd prefer Tamara Beckwith, or Lady Victoria Hervey. Proper posh.
Actually, they could probably go in my Sexy Ugly List.
EDIT: how is Kate Moss posh? She's from Croydon!
Every posh bird takes it up the arse. FACT.
POSH BIRDS :sex:
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
ShugZV wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keira Knightley.
I just don't geddit.
Never really understood the Kate Moss thang either. Saw her in the flesh once as well as was gobsmacked at just how tiny she looked, 'specially for a mod-elle.
Posh birds are dirty as feck
I'd prefer Tamara Beckwith, or Lady Victoria Hervey. Proper posh.
Actually, they could probably go in my Sexy Ugly List.
EDIT: how is Kate Moss posh? She's from Croydon!
Every posh bird takes it up the arse. FACT.
Plus, with Keira, she's so skinny you'd hear her pelvis crack.
It's a sweet, sweet sound.
Most of the usual suspects. Dunno why, but plastic and pouting makes me willie shrivel.
Then again, would ANYONE shag Jordan for instance? Peter Andre's sloppy seconds, with huge saggy sandbags....hmmmmmmm delicious...NOT.
Yep Moss is a good one. The scrawny little wretch would have to catch me pissed and lonely to get anywhere near.
And what are the chances of that happening, eh?
and what is the story with jodie marsh? i honestly dont know anyone who finds her attractive, yet she seems to gouge out a decent enough living being a "model" albeit at the very bottom of the ladder.
tess daly - something about her does nowt for me, dont get me wrong if she walked in the pub my jaw would hit the floor, tall,blonde great body, but she just doesnt have "it" plus she is married to that twat, and she seems very dull. Always thought of her as a poor mans cat deeley.
although it goes with out saying that all of the above, if it came down to it, i most certainly would shag, except jodie marsh(of course)
Tess Daily is a cracker - all the bits are in the right place, but she just seems entirely sexless.
Wayne Rooney's wife is one. Did she really give up a modelling career to 'be with' Wayne? She looks like a painted boy to me.
Still three leagues above him, mind.
Erdel Kizilkay wrote: and what is the story with jodie marsh? i honestly dont know anyone who finds her attractive, yet she seems to gouge out a decent enough living being a "model" albeit at the very bottom of the ladder.
Remember the MTV thing 'Marry Jodie Marsh' (or summit like that,where she held interviews with potential hubbies),
when it was up here,no chunt turned up cos there was a big game on,no chunt except me that is,they ended up turning off the cameras,and myself and Miss Marsh had a wonderful afternoon getting drunk and telling witty anecdotes,hell,she texts me from time to time.Sweet young lass that she is
