PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Gazman wrote: Nothing,lifes too short,
deal with it,get over it,move on
then build a joint,and everythings alright again
Well, yes, until you go reefer crazy and shoot your entire family & everyone else you know then drop said joint which sets fire to the house and burns baby burns.
And that is where optimism will get you.
You've just reminded me I need to change the batteries in our smoke alarms ASAP. I got so many balls to juggle with my lot,I just plain forgot to rim the bitch!
I once escaped a naughty as fuck fire,funny story in a way aswell,but this is no time for anactodes,I should know better after it.
When the batteries on ours go,they make such an annoying, constant bleep that you have to take the battery out of the cunt,or shoot yourself in the mouth.....But I have nee replaced em,see..
My fire training and saftey days,which we do at work,says a room goes up blazing in 3 mins tops,which is good knowledge..Fair dooze,but why do these meetings always have boring cunts overusing words like 'cascade' and 'ballpark?'
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