WERE JOY DIVISION A LESBIAN BAND??????

Gay Of The Lords

oh hang on are Dykes "Gay" ? or is that just for blokes?

These Dykes

Dyke Age

You might be onto something mate

Dykes Lost CONTROL

of course they were. what a stupid question.

No, but were often accused of being Nazis. Where they based their accusations, no one knows

Digi Diz Da Man

LES BIANS DOUCHES !!!

need i say more?

case closed M'Lud

I heard Gaz is a dyke in manskin, so does that count?

i lived with two lesbians once and they listened to JD when they were being naughty. True story, so i guess yes, Joy division is a lesbian band.

Lickers of (wo)Men

Dildorder

From Sapphos to Where?

Heart and Strap-on

I mean, it's obvious, innit?

johnny wrote: LES BIANS DOUCHES !!!

need i say more?

case closed M'Lud

Roll on floor laughing!

That's the best quip I have ever seen

I Remember Muff-(Munch)-ing

Snorri xxx

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Lickers of (wo)Men

Dildorder

From Sapphos to Where?

Heart and Strap-on

I mean, it's obvious, innit?

Ouji Board with Curtis would sort this.

Howay Ian,what gives?don't leave us hanging!

Edit: I thought about calling my son Ian when he was born,because our surname is Brown and I'm a massive Roses fan,huge ..And the Ian Curtis thing might have fit nicely too... But Ian is a wank name so I never bothered Not as bad as Cornelius or Bartholamu but still rubbish as fuck. Shame really.

Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

EdelBrock wrote: I heard Gaz is a dyke in manskin, so does that count?

Only at weekends

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: I heard Gaz is a dyke in manskin, so does that count?

Only at weekends

Roll on Monday!

Boatraceface wrote:

Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

Where was this? The Pinnochio ride?

Boatraceface wrote: Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

In the same vain,my daughter was nearly getting called Grannies Couch..

Gazman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

In the same vain,my daughter was nearly getting called Grannies Couch..

I'm feelin ya niggar!

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

Where was this? The Pinnochio ride?

Its twuuu. Do think I'm making this up,doubting Jessepi?

Ok,I said if it were a boy,should he be Walt?Not Walter,my mistake pedantluggs.

Boatraceface wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

Where was this? The Pinnochio ride?

Its twuuu. Do think I'm making this up,doubting Jessepi?

Ok,I said if it were a boy,should he be Walt?Not Walter,my mistake pedantluggs.

Not doubting, just wondering where in the park...

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Also worked out my middle daughter was conceived in Disneyland,and it was floated by my old fella that she could be named Disney..I said fuck off you knob,if it were a boy would she be Walter? He saw my point dad,bless him,he's a great man...

Where was this? The Pinnochio ride?

Its twuuu. Do think I'm making this up,doubting Jessepi?

Ok,I said if it were a boy,should he be Walt?Not Walter,my mistake pedantluggs.

Not doubting, just wondering where in the park...

Nosey bastard

It was in the apartment,discrete like. I am not an animal,I'm a human being!

It's a fair cop Edds. The ignorance of youth applies to me here,and lessons were learned.

As a wiseman once said"Up the bum,no babies!"

Edit: Is there really a Pinnochio ride,or are you having my eyes out?? There was'nt in 1999..Fuck me,I'd have known and found it if there was,because I find dwarves dead funny.I've mentioned it here even.

Have you seen them run?Or ride full-size bikes?

One lives near me,fortunately he's sound as fuck and his nickname is....Height!

Tis

Boaty,youve just made my nightshift a whole lot easier!

coney island baby wrote: i lived with two lesbians once and they listened to JD when they were being naughty. True story, so i guess yes, Joy division is a lesbian band.

Being naughty? I trust they were chastised appropriately

coney island baby wrote: i lived with two lesbians once and they listened to JD when they were being naughty. True story, so i guess yes, Joy division is a lesbian band.

Being naughty? I trust they were chastised approprietly

Gazman wrote:

Boaty,youve just made my nightshift a whole lot easier!

Kin ell

Granted,I'm leathered,but quite a bit on here seems relative tonight..

I work loads of nightshifts like you G. We have the same shift pattern as I recall.

How's this one grab ya?

According to one study I read,if you work shifts your whole working life,on average you will live 6 years less than a 9-5er.Summat to do with heartbeats per lifetime.

Let's not fuck about...you never get used to nightshifts unless you are Nosfaratu.And you die younger and everything.

How's the nightshift now?

I read summit like that as well Boaty, shift workers dont live as long, couldnt give a fuck mate, as long as im stoned when i go,i'll be happy

Gazman wrote: I read summit like that as well Boaty, shift workers dont live as long, couldnt give a fuck mate, as long as im stoned when i go,i'll be happy

You don't want much do you Gaz?

I have to be a total hypocrite here cos I have a tatt on my upper arm,but I'm used to being a hypocrite,being a parent and that.... But I have to say,as long as the bird I eventually marry does'nt have visible tattoos on her arms like popeye I'd be happy...

She can have them on her arse as that's between lovers

I dont mate no,thats if happiness aint too much to ask for,

As long as my kids and mrs have smiles on their faces,and have their helth,then life is wine