BOARD EXTENSION.

Its pretty obvious to everyone with anyone with any sense of rationality who is responsible for the decline in board standards. Despite efforts of some, pretty much the whole of this area of the board and the New Order section is ruined by idiotic threads, stupid questions, horrific attempts at comedy and a pre teen humour.

Therefore, what I propose is this:

The Slavic forum, which is never used, to become The American forum. They can post as much shite as they want in there and not bother anyone. They could even have two sub forums, one for Michael Preda to pump himself out over some crappy New Order remix, and one for the likes of Jeff and Edel Brock to tell really unfunny jokes to each other.

Behind Closed doors then becomes the "Rest of the World Forum" and basically operates like it does now, only without the mind numbing banality, which will of course, have moved to the American forum. Obviously, exceptions will be made. For example, I have found the posts of O_0 enlightening and humourous, so he should be allowed to access both forums.

To keep the board from fragmenting further, to access each forum, a system should be set up, so it works a bit like the moderators forum, so that only the forum you can go in appears.

Thoughts anyone? I think its the only sensible option.

Thoughts you want Liam?

I think you betray your online persona as Nool's total imoveable cantancerous cunt when you wax lyrical about O'O..

What next? Ten gallon hats,secrets kept from Miss Ellie,and gratuitous use of the word awesome?

Must admit,I like it when Liam goes off on one, cos he does not give a fuck, I'll happily buy him a pint when i meet him

Fuck em all Li!

Gazman wrote: Must admit,I like it when Liam goes off on one, cos he does not give a fuck, I'll happily buy him a pint when i meet him

Fuck em all Li!

I quite like it when he goes off on one,but for different reasons to you.. Maybe it's a twisty one,but I have it narrowed down to..

a)Liam is an utter cock wasting his life with such vitriol on a message board,and would benefit from getting his dick wet

b) He's a master of amusement,revels in it, he's funny,engaging and cruel.Great combination,but would still benefit from a regularly damp knob,like we all do...

I think b)

Obviously,I'm down with the kids..

You know that song all the teeny-bopper lasses,that do your napper in dig at the mo??

"They call me Stacey... they call me daft cunt...thats not my name....thats not my name!' That one.

It's shit as fuck.

But more worryingly,even if it's inconsiquencial in the big,big picture....is the m.c. "get me some decks for chrimbo dad" thing going on with the 13-18 year olds..

I'll just stick to the fact,that he doesnt give a fuck,

as someone once posted,'he might be a cunt,but he's our cunt,

Name yer drink Liam

Certainly nice to see the board active at silly o'clock again... I've missed that :beer2: *hic*

Gazman wrote: I'll just stick to the fact,that he doesnt give a fuck,

as someone once posted,'he might be a cunt,but he's our cunt,

Name yer drink Liam

....and he lives with his mam.

Minx wrote: Certainly nice to see the board active at silly o'clock again... I've missed that :beer2: *hic*

Hardcore!

Boatraceface wrote:

Gazman wrote: I'll just stick to the fact,that he doesnt give a fuck,

as someone once posted,'he might be a cunt,but he's our cunt,

Name yer drink Liam

....and he lives with his mam.

Patience of a saint that woman!

Gazman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Gazman wrote: I'll just stick to the fact,that he doesnt give a fuck,

as someone once posted,'he might be a cunt,but he's our cunt,

Name yer drink Liam

....and he lives with his mam.

Patience of a saint that woman!

I would bet my house that he's a fantastic son,Liam. An A* student and everything.

I have a cousin just like him,our Greg...we're dead pally,and his devout catholic mam(who is in my top 1 of people I admire..my Auntie Judith) thinks he's an angel,and he lets her think that,wisely...

He's a bute fella,anyone would feel better just meeting him as is well known about him(he can play any instrument in the world,somehow?)but he's no angel,funny as,31 he is,lives at home but he's a bugger on the sly..

I took some photos of him on my phone smoking a joint and think it would be a right laugh if I showed their mam..

He reckons it will be a shit laff,the spoiler. And he drives a Toyata Yaris to cover his rebellious streak,the pervert!

Hmmmmm, an excellent idea Liam.

Though for "special forum" I'd prefer "special camps".

Y'know, the sort where the exit's through a chimney.

Not Agent Wood though, her lot have already had all that crap, and for a much much less valid reason, so we'll just send her to Barbados or something instead though.

Any wonder all the science in Jesusland's done by foreigners.

Liam, you are displaying the kind of ignorance and arrogance that you criticise Americans as having. While i may disagree with nearly most of EdelBrock's political views, I find myself with similar thoughts regarding the music of NO.

And yes, NO Holiday is a wanker. I'm from Australia, and we have many wankers here, like in America, England, France and Tonga.

If we had an American board, it might just be a wankfest on how good America is. And where's the fun in that? Then people would go on that board just to pick fights with the Americans.

I can happily and rather smugly look back and say i didn't spend my life at the age of 25 (or in fact any of my 20s) sat behind a computer day and night .I was abroad, backpacking and having the craic.

I've never been to America... is it nice?

We don't need an extension, just a cull.

Knuckles wrote:

If we had an American board, it might just be a wankfest on how good America is .... people would go on that board just to pick fights with the Americans.

I thought you were arguing against Liams idea rather than providing good reasons why it should happen?

Knuckles wrote: Liam, you are displaying the kind of ignorance and arrogance that you criticise Americans as having. While i may disagree with nearly most of EdelBrock's political views, I find myself with similar thoughts regarding the music of NO.

And yes, NO Holiday is a wanker. I'm from Australia, and we have many wankers here, like in America, England, France and Tonga.

If we had an American board, it might just be a wankfest on how good America is. And where's the fun in that? Then people would go on that board just to pick fights with the Americans.

But you miss the point. When you log in, you wouldnt be able to access the American forum, just like they wouldnt be able to access the Rest of the World forum. So let them have there wankfest, (great word by the way) because we wont be able to see it.

Seems to be people are broadly in favour of my proposal. I think Campbell might take it a little to far though...

Uncle Liam wrote:

Knuckles wrote: Liam, you are displaying the kind of ignorance and arrogance that you criticise Americans as having. While i may disagree with nearly most of EdelBrock's political views, I find myself with similar thoughts regarding the music of NO.

And yes, NO Holiday is a wanker. I'm from Australia, and we have many wankers here, like in America, England, France and Tonga.

If we had an American board, it might just be a wankfest on how good America is. And where's the fun in that? Then people would go on that board just to pick fights with the Americans.

But you miss the point. When you log in, you wouldnt be able to access the American forum, just like they wouldnt be able to access the Rest of the World forum. So let them have there wankfest, (great word by the way) because we wont be able to see it.

Seems to be people are broadly in favour of my proposal. I think Campbell might take it a little to far though...

Oh all right :(

It woulda been voluntary anyway.."the president says go in there an die", that sort of thing.

Could we settle for Guantanamo Bay style camps for them then? Sort of, do it to them, before they do it to us.

You couldn't keep me away from pissing in yer cherrios Liam. Nothing gets my day going then to wind the golden-child up. Like someone said before "He's a cunt, but he's our cunt"

Oh, and I guess, my new favorite website: Thanks for pointing the way Liam!

nah,keep it the same,if the yanks had their own board then they'd only big themselves up anyways AND we'd have no one to take the piss out of

Word

Oh I was wondering, does that mean you end up banning the webmaster as well???

Yeah fuck him

The webmaster is from Quebec, which last time i checked was not part of the United States of America.

Canadians are Americans ya twat!

We're all humans. Why can't we just learn to get along?

You know... yer right!... let's just take it out on the baby seals

Yes fuck the seals.

Have you seen the price of their pelts? They're taking the piss.

And look what they've done to our fish stocks.

Fat bastards.

How about if you don't like what is being discussed, stay off the topic.

What makes me laugh the most though, is the way Liam is always going about how much of a disgrace new order were on last, how he has no respect for them anymore, yet he is on NOOL all the time, at stupid o'clock in the morning.

Liam this is a New Order board, and people will discuss whatever they fucking like about New Order. Who cares if it has been discussed before, some people haven't discussed certain topics.

I'm sure you can chat to all your friends in an "idiotic threads, stupid questions, horrific attempts at comedy and a pre teen humour" topic free sites such as Facebook, MySpace and MSN.

recycle wrote: How about if you don't like what is being discussed, stay off the topic.

What makes me laugh the most though, is the way Liam is always going about how much of a disgrace new order were on last, how he has no respect for them anymore, yet he is on NOOL all the time, at stupid o'clock in the morning.

Liam this is a New Order board, and people will discuss whatever they fucking like about New Order. Who cares if it has been discussed before, some people haven't discussed certain topics.

I'm sure you can chat to all your friends in an "idiotic threads, stupid questions, horrific attempts at comedy and a pre teen humour" topic free sites such as Facebook, MySpace and MSN.