World: Ending on Wednesday

Lucky Escape For Chelsea

I'm going to skip work today, just to be on the safe side.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Dancing with tears in my-eyes.

Fuck! My degree hasn't been finalized yet, would figure the world would end a few days before I could get it on paper :mad4:

won't it take 4 years for the black holes to appear?

Hope so - I have tickets for Eastlands on Saturday.

hibster wrote: won't it take 4 years for the black holes to appear?

Maybe the Chem Bros was the start of it all, you just didn't notice the coincidence

hibster wrote:

Nick King wrote:

But, yeah, quite why the need another best of 4 years after the last one, who knows? Bands don't normally do that, do they?

is it really 4 years? blimey!

So the Chems have time to release another Best Of?

It's not all bad news then.

Tell me again how we're not regressing into a retarded, religious, supersticious society?

Science: HERE BE DRAGONS.

so when he arrives for work all safe and sound on thursday will professor Otto Rössler be handing in his resignation, being that he has proved his complete lack of knowlege about atomic interaction?

what time is this due to kick off? i have a meeting this afternoon i could really do without.

No reason to go out of my way to finish my work assignment then. :)

Were still here of course. Did people really believe we would be wiped out. Humans are funny creatures.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Shit. I spent all my money on hookers and booze last night!

Just another night then?

hibster wrote: won't it take 4 years for the black holes to appear?

They're already here! I've got one in my wallet.

throughly disappointed.

hibster wrote: won't it take 4 years for the black holes to appear?

Just 2,apparently.

And Boulby Potash Mine,situated on the site of the tallest cliff in England,at it's desent point,conversely,it's the deepest mine in europe(2000 feet beneath sea level)

Anyhow,said experiment is due to be completed there before the Geneva ramshackle..About one year to see results,say Boulby lads....The race is on! I shit you not.

In an effort to not bore the tits off anyone,and because i'm fucked if I want type life,the universe and everything stuff, won't elaborate,Boulby are in this fucker without the big press,but it's true...

...and Hollywood Blockbusters,in ten years time,will make Boulby,Boston or summat for loads of poke,millions....If Boulby win

Com'on Boulby!!!!

The experiemtn down the mine, is if I am not mistaken, trying to spot any REMAINING Higgs Bosons by their interaction with a tank of water. They may also glean some info on spontaneous proton decay.

However, the physics points to the Higgs Bosons all having winked out of existence nanoseconds after the universe began.....hence the LHC at CERN is trying to re-create the conditions prevailent at the time.

Doctor? wrote: The experiemtn down the mine, is if I am not mistaken, trying to spot any REMAINING Higgs Bosons by their interaction with a tank of water. They may also glean some info on spontaneous proton decay.

However, the physics points to the Higgs Bosons all having winked out of existence nanoseconds after the universe began.....hence the LHC at CERN is trying to re-create the conditions prevailent at the time.

You are indeed mistaken Cambo,according to my sources....