Dice night

Monday's are dull So tonight I'm having a dice night with a friend the basic idea being that you list your options and then do whatever the dice picks.

I just did odds or evens as to whether to ask for suggestions on facebook or nool and odds won

So.. feel free to list 6 things that you think we should do tonight I dunno if we will pick any cos that's down to the dice

Please bare in mind we have a low budget, don't want to get arrested, and don't wish to end up in A&E.

Is this the same sort of thing as that book The Dice Man?

Yup,

it's inspired by that That's my favorite book of all time

This is the first time I've found anyone willing to be my dice buddy:D

I love my friends but they are a bunch of chickens when it comes to the idea of me listing options and having to obey the dice

can't think why

I'll be your 'dice buddy' anytime you like.

Minx wrote: Monday's are dull So tonight I'm having a dice night with a friend the basic idea being that you list your options and then do whatever the dice picks.

I just did odds or evens as to whether to ask for suggestions on facebook or nool and odds won

So.. feel free to list 6 things that you think we should do tonight I dunno if we will pick any cos that's down to the dice

Please bare in mind we have a low budget, don't want to get arrested, and don't wish to end up in A&E.

Try and open a bottle of wine with a cork without a corkscrew Try and find a shop open that sells corkscrews Try and open a screw top with a corkscrew Try not to spill the screw topped wine using a corkscrew Try not to throw the bottle up the wall! Whatever wine is left in the bottle, drink back in one! (without swallowing cork or foil)

Cheers Kath

as for the rest of you... you think you're so clever with your witty smutty threads

and are ALWAYS So happy to chip in your self righteous opinions on every fucking subject

But when I ask you for a few simple ideas about a dice night you are all suddenly mute

What's up you pussy's? Got nowt to say

You get drunk and hit on me but can't string together a sentence when I ask you nicely You bunch of wart infested snivelling sexually confused smegma ridden pansies.

eagerly awaiting your feeble predictable unadventurous responses

Minx x

Minx wrote: Cheers Kath

as for the rest of you... you think you're so clever with your witty smutty threads

and are ALWAYS So happy to chip in your self righteous opinions on every fucking subject

But when I ask you for a few simple ideas about a dice night you are all suddenly mute

What's up you pussy's? Got nowt to say

You get drunk and hit on me but can't string together a sentence when I ask you nicely You bunch of wart infested snivelling sexually confused smegma ridden pansies.

eagerly awaiting your feeble predictable unadventurous responses

Minx x

Have the dice just told you to slag us all off?

Just sounds like something girls would do, guys do dares, but we don't need dice... don't have any ideas here because it's... well... girly

Minx wrote: Cheers Kath

as for the rest of you... you think you're so clever with your witty smutty threads

and are ALWAYS So happy to chip in your self righteous opinions on every fucking subject

But when I ask you for a few simple ideas about a dice night you are all suddenly mute

What's up you pussy's? Got nowt to say

You get drunk and hit on me but can't string together a sentence when I ask you nicely You bunch of wart infested snivelling sexually confused smegma ridden pansies.

eagerly awaiting your feeble predictable unadventurous responses

Minx x

Minx wrote: Cheers Kath

as for the rest of you... you think you're so clever with your witty smutty threads

and are ALWAYS So happy to chip in your self righteous opinions on every fucking subject

But when I ask you for a few simple ideas about a dice night you are all suddenly mute

What's up you pussy's? Got nowt to say

You get drunk and hit on me but can't string together a sentence when I ask you nicely You bunch of wart infested snivelling sexually confused smegma ridden pansies.

eagerly awaiting your feeble predictable unadventurous responses

Minx x

(If it makes you feel any better, I promise to hit on you (badly) whilst stone cold sober, should we ever meet).

And as a suggestion? Hmmmmm.

Snog/shag/otherwise interfere with a complete stranger (possibly also dice picked).

Build a household explosive

Cut a random wire (bomb disposal stylee), inside your TV/Hi-fi

Too late for most public things now.

1. Try to get the pizza delivery man to come round without a pizza.
2. Try to order an Indian from the Chinese.
3. Go in the roughest pub you can walk to and ask to see the wine list.
4. Try to get on a radio phone-in show and shout your phone number, then see who calls.
5. Write down six male family members, chuck the dice to pick one and give them a ring to tell them you're pregnant and it's his.
6. Shave your head.

Thanks for the suggestions

But we had already escaped, and I don't have a fancy pants Internet phone.

Twas a good night, actually fairly tame by my standards....I do have to break my dice buddy in gently so we can play again after all

got a tad annoyed with the dices food choices but guess that's par for the course

Hopefully I'll have more notice next time

refreshing to leave :conscience: at home though it has to be said.

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Miss a turn

Make your own dice night, does that include nursery rhymes?