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A New Order fan, by any chance?

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That's a lot of drunken trips to Vegas :crazy:

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four of them "ran away"! the brevity of that statement kills me - 'yeah, well, it's just what wives do, innit'. i wonder if he put any posters on lamposts.

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No point. They can't read.

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neither can missing pets, cleverarse.

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My wife's got no nose.

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What a prat.

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Binocher wrote:

Cleverarse wrote: My wife's got no nose.

How does she smell?

Fucking awful

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One really must wonder what's going through the "minds" of the females involved in this.

"well yaaaayyasss, Ah am shoe-ah that aftah 24 preev-us attempts, that ah Whee-al be his ahhdeel pahtnah".

As for the idiot himself.....isn't a total inability to figure out future events based on past ones, and thereby learn from mistakes......one of the core symptoms of being a genuine "Sike-Ah-Path"?

(ps, I cannae DO a nepalese accent, so She's from the deep south....sounds like Nepal is just Alabama with less oxygen and more rain really).

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Doctor? wrote: One really must wonder what's going through the "minds" of the females involved in this.

well, it looks like this latest one was 16 when they got hitched. obviously the secret of a happy marriage is to snaffle yer woman while she's still too young and dumb to know any better.

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Doctor? wrote:

"well yaaaayyasss, Ah am shoe-ah that aftah 24 preev-us attempts, that ah Whee-al be his ahhdeel pahtnah".

ALL women think like this - although possibly to a less extreme degree. it doesn't matter what the evidence is to the contrary, we are fully convinced the only reason this charming catch of a man is still single/divorced three times/behind bars is because no-one has ever understood him like we do.

love that accent, by the way.

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The Sub-Cultured Perfect Kisser*!* wrote: I didn't know stupid people can marry 25 women. :lol:

Sounds like the very definition of a stupid person to me.

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