Anyone have any jobs for me?????

This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

There are plenty of low paying jobs for anybody, it's America! At least a couple for everybody! Seriously, unless you live out in buttfuck hillbilly nowhere, anybody who can walk and has at least one hand can get a job.

Work at a busy restaurant or Target, sell drugs to the employees then work overnight at the UPS hub, sell drugs to all the people there. Go to bed at dawn, sleep till 2pm. Smoke Meth if you don't wanna sleep.

This topic belongs to BCD, not DR

As for job, get into telemarketing, they pay $20 per hour, not bad just for sitting in a stinking chair with a microphone, like you're a singer or smth.

0_o wrote: it's America! At least a couple for everybody! Seriously, unless you live out in buttfuck hillbilly nowhere, anybody who can walk and has at least one hand can get a job.

Yeah that's true. Unlike in class-minded England, where you have to belong to a certain class or social niche to have certain jobs. A nobody, unless it's a supergifted fuck, doesn't have any chance in breaking thru their class barriers.

If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

You could be a walmart greeter.

No Holiday wrote: All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day

Sounds grreat! Why would you want to work?

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

well at least the op explains why there has been so much rubbish on the dr board.

somebody please find him a job so he can stop

just a thought, but you could get a job at mcdonalds, or similar, easily, whilst you are looking for a proper job. there is no reason to be unemployed, there are always jobs, you just have to be prepared to do something you do not like.

No Holiday wrote: and blow weed all day

Bill and Ben'll be mortified!

Rent Boy?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

play nicely, please.

Seona Dancing Reappraisal society. wrote: Rent Boy?

Would you pay to pump him ?

No Holiday wrote: All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. J

Yeah, I'd hire you.

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Good Luck, the economy is in the tank and we're going to drag the whole world down with us.

Pity you think jobs are beneath you. that's truly elitist.

Tip: Don't say on the internet you smoke weed when your real name is in your profile. That may hurt your prospects.

coney island baby wrote: Good Luck, the economy is in the tank and we're going to drag the whole world down with us.

Pity you think jobs are beneath you. that's truly elitist.

Tip: Don't say on the internet you smoke weed when your real name is in your profile. That may hurt your prospects.

I appreciate the tip but the post was a bit in jest. Do you think looking for work on a New Order Message Board is common?? I don't think you guys are gonna alert the internet police this so they could come and compensate the small dub i have left.

J

i think it is very common for employers to google applicants. Y'know its not too difficult.

No Holiday wrote: But i'm too talented to work

Whats yer name again?

No Holiday wrote: I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility.

J

Use your "credibility" as you say. All Psych students with bachelors know that they will have to get a job in another field, or go to school for more degrees. You knew this 3 or 4 years ago at least. You took Psych to avoid a career decision.

Hey, he is just being ironic... he is a bum BECAUSE his life is no holiday.

Try to get a job or ask you parents for more money and quit whining.

No Holiday wrote:

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility.

So is this double speak for 'I don't actually qualify for a high paying job, but I want to act like I should'?

I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

too talented eh? That's loser speak for 'I don't want to do shite, but I still wanna look cool".

Here are some things to ponder from people who had REAL talent:

Albert Einstien - "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."

Ben Franklin - "He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."

Steven King - “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”

EdelBrock wrote: Steven King - “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”

and by fuck,NH is hard work!

No Holiday wrote:

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Where's this record label interest you've been jabbering on about then? Cant they help you pay the rent?

Thats fucking Gangster isnt it? "I cant pay the rent so can anyone on the board help me get a job"

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

Uncle Liam wrote:

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

Been there Liam

Gazman wrote:

Would you pay to pump him ?

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Where's this record label interest you've been jabbering on about then? Cant they help you pay the rent?

Thats fucking Gangster isnt it? "I cant pay the rent so can anyone on the board help me get a job"

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

You mispelled both "retarded" and "homosexuals".......guess that means you may be both Uncle L!

J

Liam spelt blind as blond.No Holiday failed to notice.That makes both of you retarded.

johnny wrote: Liam spelt blind as blond.No Holiday failed to notice.That makes both of you retarded.

and Liam blind

johnny wrote: Liam spelt blind as blond.No Holiday failed to notice.That makes both of you retarded.

I was wondering what Liam had against blondes, one stole the girl that he was stalking?

No Holiday wrote:

You mispelled both "retarded" and "homosexuals".......guess that means you may be both Uncle L!

J

Those in glass houses.....mispelled is a misspelling of misspelled.

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

You should change your name to No Job

redken wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

You should change your name to No Job

No fucking hope,mair like

redken wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

You should change your name to No Job

No fucking hope,mair like

BEST THREAD OF THE YEAR

yep,good thread but not the best.keep it going

Seriously though,

would ye employ NH?

I would offer him an interview

has mat johnson and The The would say ' everybody knows whats going wrong with the world.but i dont even know whats going on in myself ' carry on mate,i am pissed

I would only give him an interview,

only to have the pleasure of telling him..

Fuck Off!

talking of jobs - How someone does this when at work and not on the friday piss like me is mind blowing..gaz

Time and a half softens the blow Grant

Gazman wrote: Time and a half softens the blow Grant

i dont even understand what i typed then ..you seemed too though st etienne on now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

banshee wrote:

Gazman wrote: Time and a half softens the blow Grant

i dont even understand what i typed then ..you seemed too though st etienne on now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whenever i see the words 'work' and 'friday night' in the same sentence,i just automatically think "time and half"

It helps

Gazman wrote: I would only give him an interview,

only to have the pleasure of telling him..

Fuck Off!

I've discovered something better than The Apprentice. The Restaurant with Raymond Blanc. Fucking quality. You cant beat a man who fails to be impressed at absolutely everything. No jokes. Drags them in one by one, and tells them how shit they are are. And the woman who sits beside him is hot.

8Pm. Weds. BBC 2. Fucking quality. Get it on Iplayer as well.

No Holiday sent me a PM asking me to leave the website. I laughed for a thousand men as he used his pretend gangster babble in a Private Message. That, again, was NO BUYS.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Gazman wrote: I would only give him an interview,

only to have the pleasure of telling him..

Fuck Off!

I've discovered something better than The Apprentice. The Restaurant with Raymond Blanc. Fucking quality. You cant beat a man who fails to be impressed at absolutely everything. No jokes. Drags them in one by one, and tells them how shit they are are. And the woman who sits beside him is hot.

8Pm. Weds. BBC 2. Fucking quality. Get it on Iplayer as well.

No Holiday sent me a PM asking me to leave the website. I laughed for a thousand men as he used his pretend gangster babble in a Private Message. That, again, was NO BUYS.

Can you not cut and paste the content, so we can all have a giggle?

Schizzle

Why don't you go back to where you disappeared to??? I mean seriously who needs you? You don't really contribute much and you're the biggest cunt on the board. Just letting you know you're not welcome here!

Thanks!

J

The voice of reason. Clearly.

You know there's a reason that was private.....that was between you and me otherwise i would have posted it for everyone to see you twat. For all I care, cry me a river and get over it.

J

No Holiday wrote: You know there's a reason that was private.....that was between you and me otherwise i would have posted it for everyone to see you twat. For all I care, cry me a river and get over it.

J

NOW... THAT is a fantastic reason enough to put it up Liam. Go Onnn.. you know you want to.

Even his compatriots think he's a knobhead of mega proportions. Not surprised he's unemployable.

Why don't you go back to where you disappeared to??? I mean seriously who needs you? You don't really contribute much and you're the biggest cunt on the board. Just letting you know you're not welcome here!

Thanks!

J

Posted again just for you Robert.

In the interest of full disclosure, this was No Holiday's charming missive sent to my PM inbox a few days ago:

I don't like you. I don't like your picture of the pope. You probably like to touch little boys. I can easily find your IP address and send you a few things that'll fuck your computer up, so get off my threads unless you actually have something to contribute.

and PS= If we ever met in real life I would so beat the shit out you!

J

Come on, anybody else got some "private" gems from our favorite friend? (Ahem, Tim?)

Such treasures really shouldn't go to waste beyond the light of day.

Pope, While his email to you IS deplorable... it doesn't make it right to post his IP address for the world to see. Don't like the guy, being a fucking moderator and do something about it, but posting his ip address is just fucking wrong.

EdelBrock wrote: Pope, While his email to you IS deplorable... it doesn't make it right to post his IP address for the world to see. Don't like the guy, being a fucking moderator and do something about it, but posting his ip address is just fucking wrong.

Yeah I see the IP address.....so let me get this straight.....POPE goes on my threads and insults me for no reason......I send him a nasty PM to leave me alone, and he posts my IP address for everyone to see? And i'm the knob? I'm the bad guy???

J

No Holiday wrote: And i'm the knob? I'm the bad guy???

J

Kinda hard to make your case, after you have sent immature personal hate messages to people.

To get back on topic, have you made any attempt to get a job yet? Do you leech off a roommate or something?

0_o wrote:

No Holiday wrote: And i'm the knob? I'm the bad guy???

J

Kinda hard to make your case, after you have sent immature personal hate messages to people.

To get back on topic, have you made any attempt to get a job yet? Do you leech off a roommate or something?

If Pope wasn't sending me immature public hate messages then maybe I would not have done that....and I'm still in the process......I just found out today that I have to have a phone interview with unemployment a month from now until I start getting checks from them. It's a huge blow as I have to borrow money from my parents and get bitched at by them some more. I'm going to a job fair tomorrow and i've been on craigslist sending out apps and i called a former employer.....i'm beyond a low point right now financially. It's really aggravating.......Ever notice how stress can sometimes make you more of an asshole than you really are?

J

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

Unfortunately, I am in a self-employment job that I don't ever want to do, especially what happened today, made me sick of the company that I work for

I am sick to death of their crappy white van that don't seem to work at all

No Holiday wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Pope, While his email to you IS deplorable... it doesn't make it right to post his IP address for the world to see. Don't like the guy, being a fucking moderator and do something about it, but posting his ip address is just fucking wrong.

Yeah I see the IP address.....so let me get this straight.....POPE goes on my threads and insults me for no reason......I send him a nasty PM to leave me alone, and he posts my IP address for everyone to see? And i'm the knob? I'm the bad guy???

J

I've removed your IP address. But it just goes to show, threats = just consequences.

No Holiday wrote:

0_o wrote:

No Holiday wrote: And i'm the knob? I'm the bad guy???

J

Kinda hard to make your case, after you have sent immature personal hate messages to people.

To get back on topic, have you made any attempt to get a job yet? Do you leech off a roommate or something?

Ever notice how stress can sometimes make you more of an asshole than you really are?

J

Hey,you said it.

What's the big deal about knowing someone's IP address?

(That's a real question, I don't know)

Col, his IP address is the way to his computer. The right people can use it to get in and do all sorts of shitty stuff to your computer, take stuff, delete stuff, set up viruses, trojan horses, worms, and just monitor your moves....

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I've removed your IP address. But it just goes to show, threats = just consequences.

And what makes your consequences "just" Pope? You could have just taken it off and let it lie, but of course you have to flex yer cyber-muskle of 'mod' and act cerebral as usual. That wasn't justice, that was being a fucking retard, as you usually are.

as Uncle Ben always said: "With great strength comes great responsibility".

Fucking act like a mod or give up the laurels....

And, anyway, isn't the IP Address displayed that of the ISP and not the private computer?

El Jarvo wrote:

Surely most of us just post from work anyways!

Even Rocket Mick

Regarding your OP. If you have any savings at all try and be entrepreneurial. Any product or service that involves a bodily orifice is usually a fairly steady market.

breathing a sigh of relief today

Ally wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: And what makes your consequences "just" Pope?

You heard that quote in a film and you've been aching to use it on here haven't you?

You could have just taken it off and let it lie, but of course you have to flex yer cyber-muskle of 'mod' and act cerebral as usual. That wasn't justice, that was being a fucking retard, as you usually are.

as Uncle Ben always said: "With great strength comes great responsibility".

Fucking act like a mod or give up the laurels....

Is it just me or are you completely missing the point in every respect?

Privately messaging someone and threatening them with a kicking is far worse than briefly posting an IP address. Especially if the person threatening the kicking is also promising to find your IP and "fuck your computer up" himself. If someone threatened me with that I wouldn't give a toss if their computer spontaneously combusted.

Down off the moral high horse methinks EdelBrock, NH got the warning he deserved. After the way NH has simply "been" on these boards not even taking into account the nasty, threatening PMs he's been hurling around why - precisely - should anyone give a fuck about his internet security? I know I don't.

While I can understand yer point Ally, it simply isn't right. It only seems justified depending on which side of the table you are. Sometime back there was someone who did that email thing with Martin's boss. At the time there were alot of words flying around, so I'm sure the person felt justified in doing it. Everyone was up in arms about it then, as it was an incoprehensible action. Posting someone's ip address is the same way.

I am by no way taking NH side on this. Threats have no place here, but that's what bannings are for.

EdelBrock wrote:

Ally wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: And what makes your consequences "just" Pope?

You heard that quote in a film and you've been aching to use it on here haven't you?

You could have just taken it off and let it lie, but of course you have to flex yer cyber-muskle of 'mod' and act cerebral as usual. That wasn't justice, that was being a fucking retard, as you usually are.

as Uncle Ben always said: "With great strength comes great responsibility".

Fucking act like a mod or give up the laurels....

Is it just me or are you completely missing the point in every respect?

Privately messaging someone and threatening them with a kicking is far worse than briefly posting an IP address. Especially if the person threatening the kicking is also promising to find your IP and "fuck your computer up" himself. If someone threatened me with that I wouldn't give a toss if their computer spontaneously combusted.

Down off the moral high horse methinks EdelBrock, NH got the warning he deserved. After the way NH has simply "been" on these boards not even taking into account the nasty, threatening PMs he's been hurling around why - precisely - should anyone give a fuck about his internet security? I know I don't.

While I can understand yer point Ally, it simply isn't right. It only seems justified depending on which side of the table you are. Sometime back there was someone who did that email thing with Martin's boss. At the time there were alot of words flying around, so I'm sure the person felt justified in doing it. Everyone was up in arms about it then, as it was an incoprehensible action. Posting someone's ip address is the same way.

I am by no way taking NH side on this. Threats have no place here, but that's what bannings are for.

There's a world of difference between posting someone's IP address online (and it's not difficult to find someone's IP address without magic moderator powers, anyway) and trying to get someone in deep trouble with his boss. Those with plenty of computer know-how will tell you that the IP address thing is pretty much an empty threat, hence my willingness to post it. If it had the capacity to result in real danger to his computer, I wouldn't have posted it. But you can be an alarmist, as usual, if it makes you feel better.

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

Why not just make your own New Order fansite and tell all the members to fuck off the site??

Why not just make your own New Order fansite and tell all the members to fuck off the site??

Filipinos are certainly no strangers to unemployment. Those cab drivers will smile despite pimping their own daughters :(