Anyone have any jobs for me?????

This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

There are plenty of low paying jobs for anybody, it's America! At least a couple for everybody! Seriously, unless you live out in buttfuck hillbilly nowhere, anybody who can walk and has at least one hand can get a job.

Work at a busy restaurant or Target, sell drugs to the employees then work overnight at the UPS hub, sell drugs to all the people there. Go to bed at dawn, sleep till 2pm. Smoke Meth if you don't wanna sleep.

This topic belongs to BCD, not DR

As for job, get into telemarketing, they pay $20 per hour, not bad just for sitting in a stinking chair with a microphone, like you're a singer or smth.

0_o wrote: it's America! At least a couple for everybody! Seriously, unless you live out in buttfuck hillbilly nowhere, anybody who can walk and has at least one hand can get a job.

Yeah that's true. Unlike in class-minded England, where you have to belong to a certain class or social niche to have certain jobs. A nobody, unless it's a supergifted fuck, doesn't have any chance in breaking thru their class barriers.

If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

You could be a walmart greeter.

No Holiday wrote: All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day

Sounds grreat! Why would you want to work?

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

well at least the op explains why there has been so much rubbish on the dr board.

somebody please find him a job so he can stop

just a thought, but you could get a job at mcdonalds, or similar, easily, whilst you are looking for a proper job. there is no reason to be unemployed, there are always jobs, you just have to be prepared to do something you do not like.

No Holiday wrote: and blow weed all day

Bill and Ben'll be mortified!

Rent Boy?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: If we pay you enough, will you fuck off altogether?

play nicely, please.

Seona Dancing Reappraisal society. wrote: Rent Boy?

Would you pay to pump him ?

No Holiday wrote: All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. J

Yeah, I'd hire you.

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Good Luck, the economy is in the tank and we're going to drag the whole world down with us.

Pity you think jobs are beneath you. that's truly elitist.

Tip: Don't say on the internet you smoke weed when your real name is in your profile. That may hurt your prospects.

coney island baby wrote: Good Luck, the economy is in the tank and we're going to drag the whole world down with us.

Pity you think jobs are beneath you. that's truly elitist.

Tip: Don't say on the internet you smoke weed when your real name is in your profile. That may hurt your prospects.

I appreciate the tip but the post was a bit in jest. Do you think looking for work on a New Order Message Board is common?? I don't think you guys are gonna alert the internet police this so they could come and compensate the small dub i have left.

J

i think it is very common for employers to google applicants. Y'know its not too difficult.

No Holiday wrote: But i'm too talented to work

Whats yer name again?

No Holiday wrote: I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility.

J

Use your "credibility" as you say. All Psych students with bachelors know that they will have to get a job in another field, or go to school for more degrees. You knew this 3 or 4 years ago at least. You took Psych to avoid a career decision.

Hey, he is just being ironic... he is a bum BECAUSE his life is no holiday.

Try to get a job or ask you parents for more money and quit whining.

No Holiday wrote:

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility.

So is this double speak for 'I don't actually qualify for a high paying job, but I want to act like I should'?

I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

too talented eh? That's loser speak for 'I don't want to do shite, but I still wanna look cool".

Here are some things to ponder from people who had REAL talent:

Albert Einstien - "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."

Ben Franklin - "He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."

Steven King - “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”

EdelBrock wrote: Steven King - “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.”

and by fuck,NH is hard work!

No Holiday wrote:

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Where's this record label interest you've been jabbering on about then? Cant they help you pay the rent?

Thats fucking Gangster isnt it? "I cant pay the rent so can anyone on the board help me get a job"

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

Uncle Liam wrote:

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

Been there Liam

Gazman wrote:

Would you pay to pump him ?

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

banshee wrote:

No Holiday wrote: This whole unemployment thing is getting to my head.....All I do is sleep, dick around on the internet, and smoke weed all day. I really need to get my shit together. Any employers here who can maybe give me an opportunity so I can pay the rent next month?

Thanks

J

hope you know if you get a job,you will get ' no holiday ' pay for the first 6 months

Hehehehehe.....I'm prepared. I just dont wanna take a low paying job since I graduated college, but I graduated with a degree in Psychology....and unless you get your masters in a Psych-related field, you can't really really do much with your degree except use it for your own credibility. I'm not in any mood to go to grad school so i'm kind of in between a rock and a hard place, for lack of a better term. I also live in Jersey so maybe checking out some agencies in NYC wouldn't be a bad idea. But i'm too talented to work I already finished my album so I'm not sure which direction to go in at the moment.

J

Where's this record label interest you've been jabbering on about then? Cant they help you pay the rent?

Thats fucking Gangster isnt it? "I cant pay the rent so can anyone on the board help me get a job"

I would suggest becoming a rent boy, but then again, i'm not sure how many blond, deaf, and retarted sexually deprived desperate homesexuals there are.

You mispelled both "retarded" and "homosexuals".......guess that means you may be both Uncle L!

J