What a pile of shite this series is!
Boring bastards the lot of em - I'd love to appear on that show, and stick it right up these people, to start I'd get pissed (which is not unusual) and slag fucking everyone to fuck......The Royal Family, The Tories, Poofs, Rangers, Popular fucking music, boybands, England as a whole (that'd probably lead to the first massive fight
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Generally I'd sit around, do fuck all, drink a lot, and cause as much havoc as possible......this I believe is what the public would like to see!
If you were in the house, what would you do to liven the fucker up?
And Plastic Jocks had better not be mentioned here
As fer entertainment on last night's show - Thank fuck people never got to see that Mouthy Cockney tart with her tits out - enough to scare anyone fer life;)
Big Brother? Big Fucking Deal!
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scared the shit out of me - thought for one awful minute we would be treated to a view of her beef curtains! still feeling queazy.
to answer your question, i wouldn't do anything to liven the place up, as i too am boring
Originally posted by flo oh, and what exactly would you like to stick up them?
One of Baldrick's turnips;)
Originally posted by trumpette who am i in the house with?the guys that are in there now?
"You're there alone, all by yourself, with no-one else, you need someone to share your thoughts about yourself, you don't know who you can trust".....TRUST NO-ONE....oops that's Survivor, not Big Brother
So come on Annie....what would you do to liven the house up.....(waiting for a Hooky reply here )
Originally posted by Rocket Mick But FLO you could take your horse into the HOUSE and show us how to ride it.
it wouldn't make good tv - people think that horse riding is boring. not that watching a bunch of tw**ts getting pissed and talking more shite than we do, and seeing jade naked is interesting 
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Well if i was in with the guys that are there now i would start by rammin tim's head up alex's arse!!!!!! then i would trim the trees in the form of letters(firstly "H" then "O".... i think u can guess wot follows) Then i would tie pj to a tree and then tie some rope onto his legs and stretch them!!!!! Then i would go into the dairy room and ask for lots of booze and fags!!! then i would smoke and drink till i was ill!!!! then i would go for a poo!!!!!!! then i will go and talk to the chickens and see who they wanted me to nominate!! erm.... then i think i would make some toast and crumble it into alex's bed.... then i would take alex into the bathroom and make him watch me have a wee in the shower... then i think i will go and seduce big brother so i can check my e-mail.... then i would sneak into bedroom 1 where i have hidden my mobile and i will check for any messages!!!
Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by flo> oh, and what exactly would you like to stick up them?
One of Baldrick's turnips;)
this place is getting turnip obsessed. pray tell, what would the turnip be shaped like?
in fact i got a better idea!!!! i'll kill all the others then they cant nominate me... then i will win!!!! then i will take all my friends out for a few shandy's!!!!
Originally posted by trumpette in fact i got a better idea!!!! i'll kill all the others then they cant nominate me... then i will win!!!!then i will take all my friends out for a few shandy's!!!!
blimey, that's a bit extreme. i'd stick with orange juice or cola
TRUMPETTE i love the comments about the toast in ALEX'S bed and peeing in the shower.EXCELLENT.:D 
Originally posted by flo > Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by flo> oh, and what exactly would you like to stick up them?
One of Baldrick's turnips;)
this place is getting turnip obsessed. pray tell, what would the turnip be shaped like?
A man's thingy;)
Shug!!!!!! Flange said she would wait untill they were all asleep then would slap her boobs in their faces!!! then put chicken shit in bed with them
yeah but we would have to make a pact b4 we went in to share the 70 thou!!!!! so there would be no hard feelins as to who wins!!!!! jesus imagine u and i in the big brother house!!!! it would be a nightmare!!! good fun tho...
anyways fella i'm off ready to watch big brother!!!!!!
will see ya friday!!!
love ya loads hughie.x
Originally posted by ShugZV What a pile of shite this series is!Boring bastards the lot of em - I'd love to appear on that show, and stick it right up these people, to start I'd get pissed (which is not unusual) and slag fucking everyone to fuck......The Royal Family, The Tories, Poofs, Rangers, Popular fucking music, boybands, England as a whole (that'd probably lead to the first massive fight
but the adele eviction episode attracted more viewers than any of the previous 2 series...
Adele's eviction would have been a stroll in the park - compared to my imminent kicking out
Could you imagine how many people I woulda offended after a fe beers and being stuck with a bunch of boring bastards
Annie tell yer mum to bake me some cakes fer the weekend - it'll probably be the only thing I eat
Looking forward to it missus;)
I would ask Timnotniceanddim why he dyes his ginger hair black, when he's blatantly going to look like a duracell battery in the next couple of weeks....
I despise that man so much, if I had to be stuck in a house with him for more than 5 minutes I would have to throw him in with the chickens...
Originally posted by Kez-bah I despise that man so much, if I had to be stuck in a house with him for more than 5 minutes I would have to throw him in with the chickens...
Fwow him to the fwoor sir?;) Bit of a ponce int e! he's in a huff cos he hasnae give Kate one - and she doesnae like im:D
Totally! Kate would never look at him in a million years and that's why he's in a strop with her! Did you see him last night saying she was 'loose'?! Just coz she'd never stoop so low as to massage his pigeon chest
Stupid sod...
Also, check his hair out next time the night lights are on him - his true gingerness shows through and he looks like Chucky from Rugrats
Just like to add that I FUCKING HATE THAT CHUBBY, OPINIONATED, THICK-AS-FUCK, OVER-PRIVILEGED PUBLIC SCHOOL CUNT TIM AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!! He really is a prize gimp.
Kate won me over when she was pissed and couldn't get her clothes on, subsequently telling her trousers - in no uncertain terms - to "fuck off!". Frankly, there nothing more endearing than pissed girls swearing loudly at inanimate objects..........
That was the moment I began to like Kate too. Made me giggle coz it was all too familiar...;)
Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by flo> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV> > Originally posted by flo> oh, and what exactly would you like to stick up them?
One of Baldrick's turnips;)
this place is getting turnip obsessed. pray tell, what would the turnip be shaped like?
A man's thingy;)
you'll all be wearing devil's dumplings next ...
