FAO The Rocket...Shug's Ryder

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10 Jul 2002, 16:33

For my appearance at the mad house on Friday afters....my client...The Rt Hon ShugZV requests the following items to be in place.....

3 rooms to be painted in white, with some nice smelling potpurri to cover Mickos' smelly feet

72 cans of Stella Artois

1 large turnip for Baldrick, and a pcket of cheese & onion crisp

New Order records to be in a neat display....next to Record Player.....Phillips would be preferable....no AIWA systems please

3 Naked dancers singing "Hail Hail The Shugster's here"

2 of the Naked dancers have to be Kylie & Danni Kirsty Gallagher the other one

A 5 minute trolley dash in your garden....where you will move your collection after viewing

And a stretch Limo to get to the pub fer several beveridges

Red Carpet for Shuster's entrance at pub

The Public House staff must refer to Shug as "Sir Shug"

And beers must be free at said pub

10 Jul 2002, 16:51

Don't worry i will have a RECEPTION party waiting for you pal.Drank the beer i got for you and as for the dancers i have got you the BEVERLY SISTERS!:D The only trolley there is ,is the one i am OFF. :lol: LIME green is the colour in honour of HANK :cool2: . Turnip is no problem though.I will talk to you via an intercom JAMES BOND would be proud of,and may even offer you some CHEESE FOOTBALLS,yer big puff.:D ROCKET PARTY OF THE YEAR MICK

10 Jul 2002, 16:55

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Fuckin classic reply matey :nod:

Friday's gonna be a great craic at Baldy Towers;)

10 Jul 2002, 16:58

Yes especially when we turn up at pub in the STRETCH MARK mini SHUGMOBILE. :D

10 Jul 2002, 17:03

Apparently Baldrick has just invested in new number plates....TUR N1P5

and he's christened the car Miggins Mobile;)

10 Jul 2002, 17:05

:D classic one now for a cunning plan! :D

11 Jul 2002, 03:29

Did you know that Helen Atkinson Wood, the VERY actress that plays Mrs Miggins was a school friend of Ian Curtis?

Not terribly interesting I know......

btw Shug, your bhoys looked pretty impressive last night. Shaka Hislop's first duty in a Portsmouth shirt was to pick one out, and then another 40 seconds later! Final score 2-3, and Burchill made it through the second half.

11 Jul 2002, 04:40

Originally posted by Old Blue Did you know that Helen Atkinson Wood, the VERY actress that plays Mrs Miggins was a school friend of Ian Curtis?Not terribly interesting I know...... btw Shug, your bhoys looked pretty impressive last night. Shaka Hislop's first duty in a Portsmouth shirt was to pick one out, and then another 40 seconds later! Final score 2-3, and Burchill made it through the second half.

Nice one dudely - as Harry Enfields aliens would say "Tree" "Car" "Really how interesting" :lol: Cheers for the Celtic info as well :nod: I checked it on the club site after I read your piece;)