Anyone seen my Passport?

Or my Bank Statement from last month?

Or my Tax Return?

Or my Student Finance return form?

All of these are currently missing. The Passport, Bank Statement and Tax Return are most likely somewhere in the northwest, having been lost by either Admissions, enrolment, or the CRB people. The Student Finance form is somewhere in the post. God knows where.

So if everyone in England, Wales or Scotland could have a look under their couch or behind the Telly, or on their desk, i'd be most grateful. There is a £40 reward for whoever finds it. Which is payable direct to Tim.

Anyon seen my copy of NHL 08 for the Xbox 360........

the second item I have ordered to go missing in as many months

Uncle Liam wrote: Or my Bank Statement from last month?

Or my Tax Return?

Or my Student Finance return form?

All of these are currently missing. The Passport, Bank Statement and Tax Return are most likely somewhere in the northwest, having been lost by either Admissions, enrolment, or the CRB people. The Student Finance form is somewhere in the post. God knows where.

So if everyone in England, Wales or Scotland could have a look under their couch or behind the Telly, or on their desk, i'd be most grateful. There is a £40 reward for whoever finds it. Which is payable direct to Tim.

Jesus Liam, I'm sorry, really hope you can avoid the pain and trauma of having to ring my place :(

BTW. If it's found and returned to IPS, the shred it :(

Govt Departments all use tame black holes for filing systems, do NOT send them important documents unless you've already accepted they're gone.

Has anyone seen the fireman visor/breathing apparatus from my Lego fireman I lost when I was about 5? I really missed it at the time :(

they do a good job losing passports in your country. we have no passports to lose:evil:. Ask Sarah Palin.

Anyone seen my original PS1 copy of Fifa 98', still a class game if you ask me!!

Andrew Sayer wrote: Anyone seen my original PS1 copy of Fifa 98', still a class game if you ask me!!

Yes you're right, it is class... many hours spent playong that!!!!

Andrew Sayer wrote: Anyone seen my original PS1 copy of Fifa 98', still a class game if you ask me!!

Id pummel ye at it Andrew

i lost my Duane Reade(pharmacy) club card today. They wouldn't let me use my $5 dollar coupon today. I almost cried. Seriously.

My dignity is somewhere in Krakow.

Retroesque wrote: Has anyone seen the fireman visor/breathing apparatus from my Lego fireman I lost when I was about 5? I really missed it at the time :(

i've got a spare. i keep standing on it in the bathroom. nothing hurts bare feet like lego. i don't know why someone doesn't pick it up.

Uncle Liam wrote: Or my Bank Statement from last month?

Or my Tax Return?

Or my Student Finance return form?

All of these are currently missing. The Passport, Bank Statement and Tax Return are most likely somewhere in the northwest, having been lost by either Admissions, enrolment, or the CRB people. The Student Finance form is somewhere in the post. God knows where.

So if everyone in England, Wales or Scotland could have a look under their couch or behind the Telly, or on their desk, i'd be most grateful. There is a £40 reward for whoever finds it. Which is payable direct to Tim.

Where were you when you last had them?

Jed Stephens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Or my Bank Statement from last month?

Or my Tax Return?

Or my Student Finance return form?

All of these are currently missing. The Passport, Bank Statement and Tax Return are most likely somewhere in the northwest, having been lost by either Admissions, enrolment, or the CRB people. The Student Finance form is somewhere in the post. God knows where.

So if everyone in England, Wales or Scotland could have a look under their couch or behind the Telly, or on their desk, i'd be most grateful. There is a £40 reward for whoever finds it. Which is payable direct to Tim.

Where were you when you last had them?

Yer right, Liam needs someone to be his new mum for his new flat

Jed Stephens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Or my Bank Statement from last month?

Or my Tax Return?

Or my Student Finance return form?

All of these are currently missing. The Passport, Bank Statement and Tax Return are most likely somewhere in the northwest, having been lost by either Admissions, enrolment, or the CRB people. The Student Finance form is somewhere in the post. God knows where.

So if everyone in England, Wales or Scotland could have a look under their couch or behind the Telly, or on their desk, i'd be most grateful. There is a £40 reward for whoever finds it. Which is payable direct to Tim.

Where were you when you last had them?

In the Admissions office. I had to give it to them for a day and it hasnt been seen since. Along with my tax return, and my bank statement.

you still get your bank statements posted to you? how quaint!

i've lost some cds low - the great destroyer & the boo radleys giant steps.

both great albums.

Have you lost the bright orange one that you wore at us when we were all hungover in Amsterdam?

You see, I personally havent lost anything. At least not recently. Other people have lost these things on my behalf.

If my passport doesnt turn up, i then have to spend the day in Liverpool, god forbid, trying to get a replacement. I will probably have to pay for it under the premise at some point Uni will refund me. The bank statement and tax return are replaceable, but still floating around somewhere i rather wouldnt.

The Student Finance form is god knows where, it only has my bank details, a decalration to say they are correct, and a orm to say we could like to pay £x into this bank account. Of course, if that has ended up in the wrong hands, people are just going to be totally honest, arent they.

Cleverarse wrote: Have you lost the bright orange one that you wore at us when we were all hungover in Amsterdam?

Orange?

Done himself a favour losing it

Everytime I close my eyes I can still see its outline in blue.

Uncle Liam wrote: You see, I personally havent lost anything. At least not recently. Other people have lost these things on my behalf.

If my passport doesnt turn up, i then have to spend the day in Liverpool, god forbid, trying to get a replacement. I will probably have to pay for it under the premise at some point Uni will refund me. The bank statement and tax return are replaceable, but still floating around somewhere i rather wouldnt.

The Student Finance form is god knows where, it only has my bank details, a decalration to say they are correct, and a orm to say we could like to pay £x into this bank account. Of course, if that has ended up in the wrong hands, people are just going to be totally honest, arent they.

welcome to shit creak, would you like a paddle?

i think you left your passport in my bed last time we had a shag.

AgentWood wrote: i think you left your passport in my bed last time we had a shag.

What, people need passports in order to travel towards your unmentionables??!!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i think you left your passport in my bed last time we had a shag.

What, people need passports in order to travel towards your unmentionables??!!

I dare say there has been a few 'Thierry enroute' to those nethers,only to be foiled by such bureaucracy..

Fear not,take solice in the fact that one man's unmentionables are another's untouchables..

I've lost my passport,about 6 months ago last time I saw it,and can I eckers like find the bitch..I reckon it only has till January to run,before I need a new one anyway tho..

About 15 years ago I was offered a monkey in sterling for my passport,and said no,cos dad said he would think less of me if I did..Some massive lecture on treason I got.

Now I'd sell it and not tell him,just to save an ear bashing...if I knew where the buggar was

Call me Dr Random Gums..

But The Mags are getting beat 2-0 at home to Spurs in what appears to be a behind closed doors(to give it a modicum of relevance) at St James's library!

Shit Hot!

We want 7!

Hi Dr Random Gums.

Manchester City are in the process of stumbling against the mighty, err, Brighton.

Humble pie anyone?

I'll have a small slice.

maybe the wind took off with it.