Swearing
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My current slur d'jour would have to be "pigfucker" with "godard" and "cocksack" joining it on the podium.
Most of it's directed at machines.
They counted in work one night, I insulted my PC 27 times, of which 22 were XP specific. So they claimed.
Anyway, fuck you cuntyballix.
PS, I believe Pigfucker may have originated in jesusland, but I've never been a baby with bathwater kinda guy.[1]
[1]Chicken stock with a pinch of garlic's a much better boiling solution.
El Jarvo wrote: Only one word is proper swearing!
Bloody southerners........never could swear proper
.....swearword of the day........fuckpig!!!!!!!
Trans-Bitch-Maschine Express wrote: My Swear Word of the Day: Dicksnot.
That's growing on me............the word I mean (obviously) :o
Most of mine are mentioned while driving... favorites at the moment:
yer as useful as half a cunt
f'ing cockdimple
what a f'ing blowjob
like it
wrote: my friends daughter called me a cheecky c**t,when a woman says the c word it is so wrong!
She had a point though
I can be sweary Mary when the mood takes me, but I still can't bring myself to say c*nt! See, I can't even type it!
It's taken me years to say twat.
You're all twats anyway 
Is neither big nor clever, please kindly grow up or shut up,
Im young and impressionable ye know 
Maybe not technically swearing, but my all-time favourite was from Rudekid in Viz
Monkeyspunk
El Jarvo wrote: Only one word is proper swearing!
Ive never called anybody a Brian in me life 
what rot! women should actually be MORE entitled to use it. you cheeky cunt ;)
(i just tested female usage on my gentleman friend and we both found it amusing. small things etc...)
Trans-Bitch-Maschine Express wrote: My Swear Word of the Day: Dicksnot.
Is 'dicksnot' what comes out as a discharge when you have a venereal disease?
motherfucker, sonbitch,bastard,whore,asshat,freller,
frell frell frell frell frell frell frell frell.......... motherfreller.
frell frell frell frell
